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Line up ladies, Sean 'clamidia' Peoples is on the loose this weekend.

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  • HowTo Get A Girl And Keep Her!

    How to make a girl smile....
    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words FUCK you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming ove

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  • class chat up lines!!!!

    THE CHAT UP LINE OF ALL LINES
    ****MY FRIEND WANT 2 KNOW WUD U GO WEY ME????******



    Would you like to dance??
    (if she says no): Sorry I think you miss heard me, I said you look fat in those pants!!

    Excuse me for asking - but are you single? (if answer is yes) - ah right, I'm not surprised, you are a minger.

    2gals @da bar
    guy (to the ugly one): Do you want to dance??
    girl: Yea, ok
    guy: Ok den...Go on ahead while I talk 2 ur friend here

    Don't worry..Good looks are only a light switch away

    Does this jumper make my feet look big?? (breaks the ice and gets a chuckle)

    guy walk up2 girl holdin a piece of paper
    guy: excuse me, but could u help me??
    (hands her the paper)
    guy: this paper is missing sumthing
    girl: what?
    guy: ur number

    (take 2 ice cubes in your hand, slam them on the bar) "Now I've broken the ice what do you want to talk about"

    If I were to ask you for a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    I can read palms. {write your no. on their hand}
    Oh it says your going to call me soon!

    How much does a polar bear weigh?
    [I don't know, how much?]
    Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

    Do u have any raisins?? No?? How bout a date??

    2 gals @ da Bar:
    I only av 1 paper bag so if we'r avin a 3sum dis is 4 me.

    Wer u brought up on a chicken farm? Cos u certainly raised my cock.

    4 Gay men:
    Would u mind if I moved ur stool? <Tink bout it!!>

    (Sho girl ur watch) Dis watch can tel if ur wearin ne underwear.
    Girl: Can it really, well am I?
    Guy: Well dis ting's tellin me no.
    Girl: Well it must b broken den.
    (Look at watch) Guy: O shit hold on it's an hour fast.

    U dnt sweat much 4 a fat Doll!

    (Motion a girl ova wit 1 finger)
    Wen she comes ova say: I'v made u come wit 1 finger imagine wot I cud do wit 2!!

    Do u Bleav in luv at 1st site r do u wnt me 2 walk past again?

    Nice shoes. Fancy a fuck?

    U must b tired cos uv bin runnin thru my mind al nite.

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

    I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

    (Regard her outfit) Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.

    Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

    What do you want for breakfast?

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock.

    Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

    Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

    Why are you going, when you could be coming?

    Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

    My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

    How's yer fanny for cracking nuts?

    Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

    Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyway?

    Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

    I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

    I like your tits, can I touch them?

    What's a nice girl like u doin wit a face like dat!?

    Go up to a someone at a bar and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

    Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

    Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

    I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

    Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?

    (walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck here!

    Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...

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  • donegal sayings


    A...............I
    Aul.............Old
    Aul Boy.........Father
    Aul Doll........Mother
    Aye.............Yes
    Buck............Boy or Man
    Canny...........Cannot
    Dinny ..........Don’t
    Doll............Girl or woman
    Foundered.......Extremely cold
    Fray............From
    Gan.............Going
    Geesa...........Give me a
    Gon.............Please
    Hanlin..........Trouble or Fight or Argument
    Hi..............Used at the start and end of every sentence
    Hay.............Have
    Lock............Small amount of something
    Mind............to remember
    Mon.............Come on
    Naw.............No
    Nuance..........Unusual
    Pure............Very
    Purdies.........Potatoes
    Rare............Strange or unusual
    Thon............That
    Tight...........Cruel
    Wee............ Small
    Weins...........Babies or children
    Wheen...........Small amount of something
    Wile............Very or Terrible
    Yes.............Hello
    Yes Horse.......Hello to someone u like
    Ker.............Car
    Yock............Differant types of ladies
    Glack...........Good luck...........Good bye

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    10/28/10
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  • David O Donnell
    luv David O Donnell

    Aw lad no need to be broadcasting that around town now, im in enough bother with the mongans as it is! Well u kno how the story goes when u meet a pav in sister saras theres little chance of escapin with your life,Luckily i retained my life but unfortunately my balls got the bad end of the stick, bit of the ole herpes yano yourself son .Ah but it cant be helped when chicks be diggin on you left ,right and centre you gotta give them what they want. Must say Pauric Byrne wasnt half right, the aul dolls be the nastiest ones im tellin ya tigers they are, but in all seriousness tho how u be gettin all the chicks?, ur well renowed around this neck of the woods, i mean look at the 3 fine looking ladies in your profile picture with you. You got skills boy il give you that.

    5/13/10
  • David O Donnell
    luv David O Donnell

    Then i pondered was this precipition for real? could it be that yonder the sun didnt rise in the east! surely my braided weave was much stronger than this so i sat down and studied my cosine rule and wondered twas this real or was it just a mere fantasy? Perhaps shakespeare was right when he muttered the words"flat the night", indeed shakespeare indeed;) i knew for sure then that dreams could come true and that life was filled with endless possibilities, and i was truly a Hero,. Thank You xox

    5/13/10
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    It's not of your concern ya gobshiote!:L

    5/11/10 via Mobile
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    Head off for last class?

    5/4/10 via Mobile
  • Mizzus Kissez Ox
    luv Mizzus Kissez Ox

    have some random lurv :)

    4/26/10 via Mobile
  • Keith
    Keith

    Gota post for the nets btw!!

    4/15/10 via Mobile
  • Keith
    Keith

    Tonight?

    4/15/10 via Mobile
  • Keith
    Keith

    Cross about 7?

    4/14/10 via Mobile
  • Keith
    luv Keith

    Yep, time?

    4/13/10 via Mobile
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    shlipeery Bayern!

    3/30/10
  • Bryan
    luv Bryan

    Yeah, we had a fifa league:P sunderland won ( me:) ) hi sum crack on sunday night ya big laaad

    3/30/10 via Mobile
  • Bryan
    Bryan

    I kept my word. See you next tuesday was hurtful

    3/12/10 via Mobile
  • luv Rudi-Zack

    aw playing football at lunch. Jes we really did grow hair on our balls in some matches :L so intense and so serious like. and the massive fight the two classes had over that red and white ball. like one memoery that stands out was neil and gary running into there room and turnin over desks :L :L the split class was an awesome 2 years too. was some crc. i remember we sat in the girls toilets one day with lisa and nadine i think and jennifer :L aw man i could be here all night. we had some crc the last 13 years anyway. some great memories with ya man. so have a great birthday:) have a good one.

    2/28/10
  • luv Rudi-Zack

    Happy birthday ;) 18 bbz. Unreal. some great memories hi :L actually came into my head today. Just back when we were like 5 we used to play power rangers in the playground in woodlands :L we were the green and red power rangers. the two best off course :P then there was field trips like dublin zoo and to redcastle. 6th class looking up erection in the dictionary :L :L and finding nearly every dirty word funny :P theres way more im tryin to think.

    2/28/10
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    The reek comin outta the back of that Corolla of yours!

    2/24/10 via Mobile
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    I believe you misplaced a tenner!

    2/14/10 via Mobile
  • luv Shaun McHugh

    Dont forget to bring the powder tomorrow...

    2/7/10 via Mobile