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We Are Team Shag A Select Few Who Can Step Up To The Plate And Shag Anything Anywhere And Anyone Cause Just Like Lo'real Were Worth It lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


S-H-A-G!!! Your Now A Shag..... The National Shag-Off Has Begun! Shag Others Before They Shag You! You Can Shag Any One Except Your Shag So Start Shaggin SHAGGERS!!!

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J-A-K-E!!! Your Now A Jake..... The National Drink-Off Has Begun! Out Drink Others Before They Out Drink You! You Can Jake Any One Except Your Jake So Start Drinking JAKEYS!!!

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  • Intelligence Game

    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

    The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

    Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

    The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

    Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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  • Best drinking game EVER!!


    Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

    Jeff Stelling is a sport television presenter, currently hosting Soccer Saturday on Sky Sports. Gillette Soccer Saturday is a television programme broadcast on Sky Sports in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland during the football season.

    Starting at mid-day and lasting up to six hours in total, Stelling hosts a panel of four pundits every week who debate the games coming up and the current issues in the sport until 3pm. When the games kick off the pundits watch a game each, usually from the FA Premier League or FA Cup, and report on significant incidents as they progress.

    Drinking game rules are as follows.....

    - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
    - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
    - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
    - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
    - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on
    toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
    - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
    - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
    - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
    - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
    - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same
    sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
    - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
    - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
    - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
    - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
    - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
    - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
    - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
    - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
    - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

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  • The Dance of Love


    You put your right leg in, put your left leg out
    Put your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit here
    and shake it all about
    Do the Karma Sutra and turn me on
    That's what it's all about

    Do the Kama Sutra, Do the Kama Sutra
    Do the Kama Sutra, That's what it's all about

    Now roar like a lion, growl like a bear
    Pant and breathe and huff and puff
    but don't put it in there
    Do the Tantric Rhythm and turn me on
    That's what it's all about

    Do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tantric Rhythm
    Do the Tantric Rhythm, That's what it's all about

    Now don't you dare ejaculate, it's time to hold it in
    I know it's been six months now
    But to let go is a sin
    Do the Tao Lovers and turn me on
    That's what it's all about

    Do the Tao Lovers, Do the Tao Lovers
    Do the Tao Lovers, That's what it's all about

    You put it all in, you pull it all out
    In out in out
    Then scream and cry and shout
    Then fall asleep on top of me that doesn't turn me on
    He's got no clue what it's all about

    Do the Aussie Quickie, Do the Aussie Quickie
    Do the Aussie Quickie, He's got no clue what it's all about

    Do the Kama Sutra, do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tao Lovers
    That's what it's all about!

    0 Comments 299 weeks

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