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- For Everything A Reason
- Me, Myself, and I
- Alright how's it goin?
I'm on the ball, are you?
Life ain't that bad going up town on the sauce and just havin some good ol banter, sometimes u just cannae beat it! Ur only here for a good time not a long time!
- Like most music u cannae beat some of old shit but things i listen to most are The Arcade Fire, The Libertines and Stereophonics
- Like loads of shit if it looks good i'll watch...
- I like to play a bit of football but after 20 mins i'm fcuked so i've ended up sticking to the good ol sausage rolls (bowls), also i like to think of drinking as a 1 of my fav sports
- Scared Of
- Happiest When
- Chilling out, goin up the town on the ran dan, and of course sleeping
- Ruth Newall
- Richie Newall
- The Panch.
- Stevie Watson
- Chris Steven
- Keith Gallacher
- Pure White Diamond
- Christine Lynch
- Guy Deacon
- Michael Gordon
- Gogz Smith
- Ross Strang
- Nicola King
- Nicola Dawson
- Hayley Smith
- Jody Haston
- Alison McCathie
- Gary Tait
- Amy Irving.
- Katie Rox
- Billie Francey
- X Claire Kinghorn X
- Susan Buchanan
- Sam Bremner
By STEWART MEIKLE
DAY one was a successful one for the Edinburgh challenge in the National Bowling Championships at Ayr Northfield with 100 per cent success achieved in the two Singles events including a touch of the spectacular provided by 22-year-old Kyle Newall of Hillside.
Newall's first visit to these championships looked like being a brief one as despite some nice touches the district 11 junior champion faced the exit door at 19-15 down to Gary Nelson of Lanarkshire club Holdsworth.
The weather by this time of the day had turned damp and dreich and the strong support from the Capital were down in the mouth but transformation was just around the corner and it came in the shape of a 1, 1 and 3 fightback that brought Newall right into the picture at 19-19.
Nelson added a single to 20 and built up what shaped as a match-winning head at the next but last-bowl heroics from Newall saw him run the jack into the ditch – from three-quarter length – to card a winning double on the 31st end.
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1.What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
2.How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
3. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
4.Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
5.How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
6.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
7.Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
8.Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care..
9.What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
10.If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
11.How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
12.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
13.Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
14.How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
15.How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
16.Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
17.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
18.What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
19.I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
20.Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
21.Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
22.Women will never be equal to men...
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
23.In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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