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Unky Malk

Unky Malk
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  • Male, 50, Luv 2
  • from Hamilton, Scotland
  • I am Married
  • Profile views: 216
  • Last active: 1/30/12
  • www.bebo.com/unkymalk
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There's only one unky Malk
Me, Myself, and I
Me, gosh there's so much to tell.... well, not really. 6 feet of Scottish Beef, won't tell you where most of it is, those who know me will tell you sometime :-) And anybody who says around the stomach or mouth gets a slap. Enjoying life for the weekends mostly at present, job can have quiet moments (like today Zzzzzzzz.....)

My Life, gosh there's so much to tell.... well, not really. Married to Linda, two not so wee ones, Gareth and Lynsey, live in ordinary house, in ordinary street, in ordinary town... work for Multi-national IT service provider, doing an ordinary job. Interested ? Call 0898 45... oops, wrong web-site, sorry

I would like to meet single wome... oh wait, wrong web-site again.. Really just looking to talk to friends, family, people who want to know me, people who may have known me (sounds a bit too Friends-Reunited for me).. anybody with time on their hands to talk to me, saucy messages will get honest reply (..damn, wrong web-site again, this is becoming a habit)
Music
Judie Tzuke, Billy Joel (Bestest Concert Ever), Queen, Killers
Films
Sophies Choice (dare you not to cry), Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein (any Mel Brooks really)
Sports
One Man.Utd., there's only one Man.Utd.. One Man.Utd... there's only one Man.Utd. Championees, championees, all the way, all the way, all the way.....Oh, and Hamilton Accies
Scared Of
Wife finding out I'm actually a multi-millionaire, upsetting people, keeping secrets unless good secrets (like surprise parties), being taken to a nudist colony, meeting family at a nudist colony (just Noooooooooo).
Happiest When
Partying with people close to me, cuddling/squeezing/hugging people close to me, whipping the family at Monopoly (Unky Malk rools ok), riding my bike, hugging people who want to hug me...
Wanting to
Live life to the full without doing anything really dangerously stupid, like any of this bungee nonsense.... oh, and meet Michelle Pfeiffer in private where she rips all my clothes o.. Hmmm..wrong web-site again.
Will Never
Bungee Jump, jump out of a plane unless it's on fire and on the ground, take a course in Gaelic, be disrespectful to anyone, take advantage of anyone.... unless of course they ask me too :-)

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