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- The breakfast of champions ..
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi, the name is Daniel.
Oh yea im the guy on the left. The finger that is - not the two guys, dont know who they are?
For all you single girls in search of a guy il tell you now im not much for words so il keep it short. I like taking long walks on the beach. Im a great listener ,have a good personality and i have got a massive penis. thanks . bye.
How come a mans best friend are dogs and a womens is diamonds. ??
I like diamonds....., and i dont remember choosing it to be dogs ,
'' Lets Party ''
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THE VOICES IN MY HEAD MAY NOT BE REAL BUT THEY DO HAVE SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS....
Oh also was going to do that celebrity look a like thing but i know is just going to say i look like brad pitt so why bother.
Half of all the people who have ever smoked have now stopped, Sounds good but when i say '' stopped '' a lot of them have die
'' What the fuck like ''
- When im out on the tiles there is nothing better than good oul frank sinatra. the master of disaster.
The killers , guns and roses , bon jovi, the beatles, razorlight , green day and many more just too tired to type out. work in progress.. Actually it would be quicker to tell ya what i dont like . Such as gay goth music and heavy metal.
- Cant beat a good comedy. Like dumb and dumber (nice ass. yea he must workout), Anchorman ( the man on the motorcycle, he kicked bagster off the bridge) , zoolander (theres more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking) and old school ( lets go streaking. come on, lets go, were going streaking ). or just anything with Will Ferell.
Also the Godfather 1 and 2. not so much 3. I love horror movies but whats the deal with them these days , there just gay and stupid !!
- All-Priests Over-75's Five-a-Side indoor Football . Liverpool and italy - the greatest!!!! and extreme ironing.Gets me so pumped up.!!!! And playing poker and going scuba diving when i can but dont think there a sport. Boxing .-( Ricky Hatton) d best . ITALY TO WIN EURO 2008 !!
- Scared Of
- Im scared of nothin, i is a rock. Except toasted cheese sandwiches, and spiders - bloody hate spiders. specially the ones you see in the corner of your bedroom ceiling before your going to bed. little bastards. and Bananas in pyjamas . Stupid ghost stories when im half pissed..
60 Watt lightbulbs as well, really spooky... ahhhhhh. People that wear odd socks . The Kelloggs corn flakes chicken . Triple AA batteries .Good horror movies. Things that are scary.. Chopping all my fingers off
- Happiest When
- Eating me Weetabix with a pint of tea in front of me . Im finished work and my days. When im playing poker and winning. When the kettle is finished boiling. When the sun is out shining . Watching that part in cruel intentions. I was most happy when italy won the world cup in 2006
- Things I hate
- red heads - still dont see the reason why god but them on this planet.Breaking my new high heels on the first day. When my stupid cat doesnt shut up meowing even after i feed it. Spiders , Spiders and Spiders, little freaks.
And being a chef. i only am because i hate myself. And all the things im afraid off. When i burn myself in work. OUCH. I so far have 22 visible burns on me arms ., still hoping ta reach the 50 mark. Go me , Super Chef .!! When someone nicks me hot water out of the kettle . Man united . Wasps in da toilet that dont piss off.. People that drink out of the milk carton .... before i do When me dogs jump on me when i come back from work and get me all dirty . When my mammy slaps me for being bold... why mammy ? why would you do something like this to your son ??
- About Sex
- How sex starts.
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
but all this i wouldnt know
Girls have boobies and Guys have pee pees .
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Men's Rules (That Women Should Know)
1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
7. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
13. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
14. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
16. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
28. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you....
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