bunion for the cup

like now? so far the hitlist is john bell, kris, judge, les possible abby, jon flyn n mcneil should be some mare though Joes bird wina let him aff the leash i think!!

Arite meetering man? some o us have booked at travellodge perth for the 20th nov, if yer inetrested, £19 a nite, mucho cheapness!!!!

Bawheid, I see we're on the same dates for this p*sh ESD course. What day you going up? I'm planning on driving up on the morn of the first day.

Aye, if I'm hame.

Home, how? What you plannin?

In a tote tank out the back o the galley!!!! na much wonder at gadgey couldna fine neen in moray...

Baskin Sharks are tastier

scotty too hotty!!! hows it going dude? where r u now? it was for the jade, pure psih course, was u on it?

nuthin much gaylord, whats happening?

hi scott, hows the family?

Na min, I'm offshore till next Wed. Happy new year by the way.

whens that like? I am RSVP yes if i'm home.

Your heed is so far up your own arse that you can only hear the muffled sound of the total shite and noise that you call music!  Such a tit.

hey bawheid. Your missin a good day

Sayin tool? Na nae dangerous, it's sound. Its on a loading terminal out in the gulf... plenty of security from uncle sam. Still got my flat but I'm hardly there... haven't been home snce july and i'll be gone most of next year as well.... Far u workin at jist noo shirtlifter?

I'm sweet as a nut bawjaws. Finished travelling a while ago. Worked at home for a while and now I'm month n month in Iraq. Loving it. 3 weeks to go hame for Cristmas n New Year. Fit u been up tae? I see you've spawned... is his name Jurgen by any chance??

Shut it heid!!

Awrite bawbag... yuptae?

Oh who's the silly boy who doesn't moderate his comments lol...... PS. Yes. I did make a "yer maw" joke....Up ye baw heid!