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Maurice O'Connor

Maurice O'Connor
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  • Last active: 9/30/08
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About Me

The Other Half Of Me
Jackie O'Connor

Jackie O'Connor

Music
pretty much anything that sounds good!
Films
Films - Pulp Fiction, The Green Mile, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings trilogy, etc etc....

TV Series - The Office, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Trailor Park Boys, and loads more!
Sports
Love Squash(absolutely hate losing though!!), Going to the Gym(occasionaly :) ). Starting to get back into attempting to playing Soccer. Golf when weather is nice!
Scared Of
Dying in a fire!!
Happiest When
happiest when i finish work on friday evening, playing video games or explaining to people about TAYTERS
TAYTERS
By the way, TAYTERS is a word you can use to describe absolutely anything.
eg: That goal was tayters(ie the goal was really good!) or that guy is untayters(ie that guy is a total dick!).
Fart Descriptions
The Monkey Claw - A fart so rough it feels like your colon is being ripped apart by the claws of a thousand monkeys.

Gunshot - Sounds just like a gunshot. Unbelievably loud indoors. Hard to believe that this emanates from between your buttocks. Bullet explodes into billions of virulent odor molecules. Gunshot farts are relatively rare but, like guns, very dangerous.

Ripper - Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss.

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    8/9/08 via Mobile
  • Cornelia Blosser

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    7/14/08 via Mobile
  • The Hef
    The Hef

    What de Fuck?? duhhhhhhhhhhh

    9/21/07
  • The Hef
    The Hef

    Its coming.... (you know what I'm talking about!)

    7/23/07
  • James Larkin

    hey.thought i heard my phone ring.that ever happen to you..call me we'll talk about it...

    7/22/07
  • The Hef
    The Hef

    Have you any batter sausages I can borrow? It's important

    1/24/07
  • Kevin Burke

    Tayters New Year to you

    1/8/07
  • Thomas Moore
    Thomas Moore

    "You dont always have to fuck her hard in fact some times thats not right to do....." I heard the D were wicked man. Pissed off I missed it. Any buckfast fuelled nights recently? Is Rob still doing that trick with the tinfoil??

    12/16/06
  • Niall Harris

    Dude wheres my fuckin schitzel? Wake up u asshole! YOU ATE MY FUCKIN SHNITZEL!

    7/27/06
  • The Hef
    The Hef

    Guess who: DDdddhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh  hhhhhhhhh

    7/27/06