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- foo fighters , bloc party, kings of leon, arcade fire, muse, editors, bellx1, blizzards, and LOADS MORE but i cant think of them oh yeah MUSE!!!!!!!!
- the movies!!!
- its anchor man , naked gun all of them, and everythin like that, .....anything with ben stiller and owen wilson or anything with will ferell
- i like the gym
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You don't know Jack Schitt
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living
With them she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: dunnno
FIRST SCHOOL: geal scoil dun dealgan
FIRST CELL PHONE: nokia block lol
FIRST FUNERAL: have never been to one really
FIRST PET: jack russle
FIRST BIG TRIP: hmmm
FIRST FIGHT: one of my best friends, thats how we rolled back then
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: i tend not to fancie people off tv theyre so 2d...lol
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: just between us...i dont have a green card
FIRST BEBO FRIEND: ehh i actually think this was rosie for some reason lol
EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS
LAST PERSON I HUGGED: rosie
LAST CAR RIDE: leaving rosie home
LAST TIME I CRIED?: lol i dont cry....i leak
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: a simple plan
LAST FOOD I ATE: donno but it tasted gooood
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: peas
LAST SHIRT WORN: what do i say the coulour or the make or what. they should really word these things better
LAST PHONE CALL: ehhh conor tuite ???
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: rosie
LAST THING I TOUCHED: myself ;)
LAST FUNERAL: never really been to one
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: last week
LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: haha excited lol
LAST PERSON I SAW: big bro i think
LAST THING I DRANK: pepsi...well it looked like pepsi
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: captain caveman
LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?:
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and a half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!