WOMEN'S NAMES

Ada blue haired, smells of wee.
Aimee Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.
Aimz Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.
Aisha laughs like a hyena, fantastic in bed. likes tic
Alexandra Smart kick ass chic.
Alison bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Amanda IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.
Amberley queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but nice teeth
Amy devious, likes being on top, never stays the night
Aimz limited intelligence.
Andrea small breasts, drinks pints.
Angela Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.
Anna has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.
Annabelle doesn't wear knickers.
Annette she's BIG.
Anne looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anouska shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
Beatie she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a spider.
Belinda pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl repressed alcoholic.
Betty makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.
Beverley trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca ginger.
Bridgette eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney falsely improved, no use to society.
Camilla replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Carina looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carol into everything you've only ever read about. Coin
Caroline into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.
Carly the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!
Carli pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.
Casey painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man
Catherine attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Claire perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
Celine emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.
Cheryl can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys
Christina hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.
Christine likes men in uniform, never warm.
Claudia highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.
Daisy virgin.
Danni should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn gets up early, smells of chips.
Deborah bites the pillow, uses both hands.
DeeDee cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.
Diane enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
Donna 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Doris purple haired, stinks of wee.
Elaine rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.
Eleanor centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the gift of gab.
Elizabeth born to perform, hates chickens.
Ellie far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Emily wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!
Emma gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Estelle likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Faith legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
Fiona female mud wrestler, give

MEN'S NAMES
Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian small todger, probably gay.
Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold loser.
Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley wanker who's losing his hair.
Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards
Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon good looking but uses girls.
Brendan quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan sexy, but stupid
Bronsen annoying and never grows up
Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don dickhead.
Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew bad
Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Elliott full of himself.
Eric shy.
Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank "different"
Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows th

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Find someone who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on them; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the one who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of their friends.Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much they care about you and how lucky they are to have you. Wait for the one who turns to their friends and says, "..That’s her."