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Murph

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  • Male, 22, Luv 45
  • from shrewsbury
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  • Last active: Jun 28
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love you charl!!x
Me, Myself, and I
well well well..im murphy i live in shrewsbury an im 18 an im at 6 form col doin law accountancy psychology n pe.try anyth once for a laugh thats pretty much me tbh.well not much more to say really so just av a browse on me page an leave a comment if ya wanna.l8az
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Music
lil ayne, the bizzle, kings of leon, jamie t, cortinas, arctic monkeys, kanye west, chris brown bit of urban, rnb, indie, rock, garage and bassline pretty much not fussed as lng as it aint shit off
Films
green mile.undercover brother, coach Carter, lock, stock and two smokin' barreles, snatch, DODGEBALL!AND ZOOLANDER
Sports
football got to be liverpool innit chris!fuck off all you mancs
Scared Of
.....??????
Happiest When
chillin
Think about it.
1) When ur driving and looking 4 an address y do u turn dwn d volume on d radio?
2)How can u hear urself think?
3)Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Y does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?
5)Y is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Y is d word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?
8) If you died wit braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
10)If u try fail and suceed what did u just do?
11)Do fish sleep?
12)Aren't u tired of ppl asking u rhetorical questions & u dunno if they r rhetorical r not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
15)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lis
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    This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

    "I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her."

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  • do this plz mofos x

    _Kiss Me...
    _Hit Me...
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    _Go Out On A Date With Me...
    _Hurt Me...
    _Jump In Front Of A Bullet For Me...
    _What's The Best Thing About Me...
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    _Describe Me In 3 Words...
    _If I Was A Colour, What Colour Would I Be&Why...
    _On A Scale Of 1-10, How Hot Am I...
    _Could you eva fall in love with mee...
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    _ave you eva wanted 2 tel me sumfin bt couldnt...
    _What do you realy think of me...
    _If you could say one last thing before you would ever see me again what would it be

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  • Abby
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    how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/Tj6Q3 I thought we were gonna hook up?

    11/20/10
  • Orlaith O Callaghan
    luv Orlaith O Callaghan

    wats de story bro you've been a bit funny wit me lately?hope all is well n hope u get n touch soon.let me know if you get into de r.e.f. kids were askin for ye. shannon has here communion n may hope u could make it would make ahannons day, well all of our day. chat soon xxxxxx

    9/11/09
  • Emma Oc
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    heya ...:) i know ye missin kickin ur ass on de wii ...!!:L nm realy jus in skul nd stuff ........ye skuls grnd finished in 3 weeks cnt wait. i know ye its orla's bday 2day. i wil stay in skul nd wer did de drugs cum in2 tis hehe...:) bye tlk 2 u soon x P.S. zac efron is de sexiest person alive dnt evr say nytin bad bou him evr again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5/3/09
  • Orlaith O Callaghan
    luv Orlaith O Callaghan

    happy new yr bro, ur more than welcome. hope you have a good crimbo n new yr hope to chat soon love ya lots xxxxxxxx ere sum luv:)

    1/2/09
  • Luke Stubbs
    Luke Stubbs

    i miss you son!!! :L

    12/28/08
  • luv Charlotte Bailey

    i love u loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/27/08
  • Sall Williams

    Alright gay...! x

    12/16/08
  • Ash

    U cumin out on sat 4 my birthday m8???

    11/17/08
  • Emma Oc
    luv Emma Oc

    hey!!!hey!!! tnx vry much!!aftr al de stessin ou:L its goin deadly i started a new dancin aswel nd goin in 2 competitions soon !!! so wat did ya do 4 ur bday?? wel wb wen ur on x

    11/2/08
  • Emma Oc
    luv Emma Oc

    heya josh hws u?? jus ritin 2 ya 2 wish u a HAPPY B-DAY hope ya hav a gr8 day!!! x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.

    10/25/08
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    alrite son! X

    10/10/08 via Mobile
  • Tom Galliers

    alright murph. how do?

    10/8/08
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    ite massive. ow r u. wt u been up 2. ow cum u aint been owt in ages. u doin much this weekend. wb bucky.

    9/25/08
  • Orlaith O Callaghan
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    hey bro hows u been long time no chat :) :) when u of to america ??? il give ya a buz de wk end xxxxxxxxxxx luv n miss ya lots

    9/24/08