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The Women's Names

Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small arse, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream ,but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca - Ginger. big mouth.
Birgit - big scarey woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee -

guys names
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a grea

1-'awwww titanic'once said by sally(aka ro)wen watchin pearl harbor!!!!!
2-'lik a dog'nt gonna xplain coz i tink u will seriously puke!!
3-'nd my mom is crayzy'deb no's wat im talkin bout!
4-'omg its jst lik a double d8'hehe god dos wr de days ey deb!
5-'o no my soul jst jumped ou of my skin,r sumtin!'nother wierd sayin dat amy made up!
6-'m is de pope de pope of ireland r de pope of de world??'ye av a wild guess who said dat!AMY!
7-'move up 2 MY door'gt stuck in deb!
8-k dis isnt a sayin bt does ne1 member de time deb met bill conors?!?!?!
9-'dey always rob my tings dat was my stare 1st!' !!!!!!!!!!
10-'yeah,can we jst go coz im planin on goin ou nd gettin drunk 2nite nd at dis r8 i wont av time 2 wash my hair'deb once said 2 a teacher wen tryn 2 gt us ou of skl early!
11-'no no its nt wat it luks lik i was jst tellin her we cnt b m8 nemore'o god!
12-'hey roisin uv gt match play writtin on ur ass!'Eh ye!
13-'beep beep mom de cars er!!'god if der ad been a robber in de house dat nite id say we wud av kilt him wit dos dolls!
14-'is everytin ok here girls?'said by big B'no she said shes gonna rob mr.simo off me!!!!!'
15-'ill tie dat bleedin scarf 2 a poll i will'nd amy replys by sayin 'awwwwwhh jaysusssss',while debs in fear 4 her life nd i dnt av a clue wats goin on!!!!!!
16-'i mean wat de,who de fuck wud call der kid plyyy-nur??'god we gt a gud 2 weeks ou of dat 1 deb!
17-'hillo wats ur name,dats a nice band uv gt der,giv us a luk at dat band,ill swap ye!'o god de memories
18-'dats a nice set of tits uv gt der'!(both of dos lst 2 wr in a culchy accent)
19-'wat even time is it?!?!?!'
20-'ur wearin de strap on,coz i dnt 2 b de man 2nite'!!!!
21-'fuckin i dunno'said by crazy ross while attemoting 2 tell us a joke!!
22-'here will u jst shut de fuck up'ben said 2 sam!seriously 1 of de funniest moments in my life!!
23-'is dat de buss?'ben said as he pointed 2 a big double decker dat was litrally accross de road!
24-'r we nearly der?'aaron said as he luked ou de window 2 c we hadnt even started movin!
25-'wr did ye put my crutch'?'said de pikey(joe)litrally 5 mins after he arrived!
26-'hello amy dis is andereas'sum randomer calls amy on paddys day coz she txt him de nite b4 twisted tinkin she was txtin sum1 else!!her face was hillarious
27-'i donta no i jst luuv it'!!yes i luv cheese!
28-double art den double sex!!amy said wen goin in2 histoy2r sexxxxxxxxyyyyy teacher!!
29-mu mu mu.....gayo!!amy attempted2sing gu gu gu..galway!!
30-'clarse joke'said amy bout r maths class bt her face wen de teacher heard her+den wen he tld er2go2de library+she tried2convince me2go wi her while de teacher stood+watched!!o god funny time!!
31-aww jaysus dnt let er c me!!!!!!
32-turn round nd jst shut up!
33-funniest drunk ting deb has eva said eva'deshizkidszmaerk'she ment2say dos skid marks on de toilet r'nt mine!!
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