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Shona M

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  • Female, 32, Luv 85
  • from glasgow
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About Me

i wet my bed :* ( can i share urs!!!!!
Me, Myself, and I

If you can bounce about all night in 6 inch heels and still walk home in your bare feet,

If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance and defeat,

If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,

If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in a just a skirt,

If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,

Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud,

If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity and know for certain it's not strange to call yer lunch dinner and yer dinner tea,

If you can handle folk to call you jock, then you'll have really earned your irn-bru,

You'll thank yer mum for keeping you in stock and what is more....

The Other Half Of Me


<<<<she dusnt eat octupie arseholes lmao!!!!!!

i like everything except that paverotti pish and slip knot they scare the livin shite outta me
i love comedy's, action docoumetarys and such like
football of course duh!! basketball, ice hockey, syncronized swimming lmao
Scared Of
im terrified of egg boxes yes u read right egg boxes i was scared of a lady called meg but she died so its all good
Happiest When
drinkin sleepin and ermm < coffs lol
hates ...
heavy breathin, people smackin, loolah playin with her lips, being to warm, being to cold, needing to pee and not havin a toilet near me ooo i get so anrgy like kazzie wen she dusnt get fed lmaooooo, the goverment and there shitty ways y peeps can sit on the dole yr after fuckin yr and get money just like that oooh we need a new cooker and get they get every fuckin thing handed to them on plate and wat do the peeps that actually deserve it get fuck all thats wat and dont get me started on thoose immigrants that shouldnt be in the country fuckers r cummin in and gettin rent payed which is more than i earn in a fuckin year theres summat far wrong with the system wen we have homless people they dont care about it arrrrrrrrgh!!!! i better stop b4 i end up wreakin my room lol
family guy.......
mum mum mum mumma mumma lois lois lois lois..... buttscratcher buttscrrraattcchheerr buttscratcher!!!!!! eggs and steak and steak and eggs thats wat u should have for breakfast steak and eggs and eggs and steak... its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time..... bill clinton >> alright girls i turned off the ac now the first 1 to get a bed of sweat reach from the neck to the butt crack wins (miss kankle usa)...(brain to 18 yr old lois) can i ram my umgo bongo into ur velvet underground....(the wee old gay man) mmmmmm weres the muscley armed paperboy!!!!!!!... ur startin to piss me off...

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  • Bored at Mary's gaff wahha

    Is confidence cute?
    depends can b i suppose

    Are you a jealous person?
    eeeh naw have u met me hahaha

    What's the reason behind your bebo song?
    didnt have wan likes eh

    Do you enjoy facebook?
    nah its pish really

    Your last ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
    throw can coke over him lmao i kid i kid probs just have a chuckle

    Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
    errr wat the fuck have u dun u stupid stupid child!!!! hahaha dont expect me near it till its pattin head height

    When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
    erm this morn and he no's who he is

    What was the last thing you cried about?
    cried cired dunno lol

    Have you ever been lead on?
    wat like a dogs lead nahhh

    Who was the last person to send you a text message?
    mark the spark but hes afaid of the dark

    Last person who called you?
    mum probs i hardly get fone calls

    Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    probs not

    Is it easier to forgive or forget?
    i forget but i dont forgive lmaoooo

    What do you say to the statement ?Love is suicide."

    Tattoos are hott, right?
    yah gotta love a tat

    Do you believe what goes around comes around?
    defo! its called the karma boomerang lol

    Is anyone protective over you?
    hell yes!! i never had any bro's but i never needed them with the people i got looking after me .. they know who they are and they tell me on a regular basis haha

    Are you waiting for anything?
    lots of things lol

    Do you get over things easy?
    yeah mostly but theres a few things that r ere for ever

    Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
    we bit to much for my likein

    Ready for winter to come?
    eh its still ere

    What is your current mood?

    Who was the last person to carry you?
    errrrrrm dunno

    Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
    i want to be a treee!!!!

    What are you currently listening to?
    rangers game lafftery off wooohoooo!!!

    Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
    yeah lol

    What were you doing at 12 am last night?
    watchin 1 of leannes pishy pishy tv progs grrr

    What's in your wallet?
    am not a fuckin man jessssus!!!

    What's under your bed?
    dust i suspect lmao

    Has someone ever called you handsome?
    again im not a man ffs

    Are you wearing shorts?
    nah jeans n top

    Do you miss anyone?

    Do you like messages or comments better?
    dont care lol

    What are you drinking?

    Are you an asshole
    no but am an arsehole apperently lmao

    Love really is a beautiful thing,

    Did anything dramatic go down yesterday?
    tuesday nah oooooh yeah theres was with a sum1 who didnt go to work oooowhahahaaa

    Are you afraid to stay home all alone?

    Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
    nahh i run my mouth i cant help it

    Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
    sumtimes but mostly ill run my mouth

    Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone on your top?
    yeh obviously lol

    Has anyone licked you in the past week?
    llmaoooooo yeah

    When you say you don't care do you mean it?
    depends what your talking about

    Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
    fuck nooo

    How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
    errrm not often lol

    Do you like to take walks?

    Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
    lol yes how's about now?

    Do you have any tattoos?
    3 am gettin more

    Are you short?
    aparrently am a midget

    Who was the last person you hugged?
    my mum awww

    Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them?
    no id need at least 3 dates lmaoooooooooo

    Your phone is ringing. Its an ex. What do you say?
    ello wat u want prick lmaoooo jk woudlnt answer unless i liked them

    Are you anyones first love?
    doubt that

    Did anything brighten up your day today?
    fuckkkkkk yeah st mirren 3-0 up change tha

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  • Whats great about Rangers??....

    1. We have won more trophies than any other team in the world
    2. We have won 9 in a row .... TWICE
    3. We are the only team in history to have gone a full season without dropping a single point
    4. We own shares in Arsenal and influenced the development of both Chelsea and Millwall
    6. We were the first Scottish team to qualify for the last 16 of the Champions League
    7. We were the first Scottish team to win on Italian soil
    8. The travelling support for Manchester 2008 was the biggest migration of people since WW2 and was the largest support for a football match
    9. We have more league titles than any other team in history
    10. We are so good even Jesus plays in our midfield
    11. We have had only 12 managers in our 137 year history
    12. We were the last champions of the 19th century, the first and last champions of the 20th century and the first champions of the 21st century
    13. We have a 5 star stadium
    14. Rangers became the first British team to compete in a European Cup FInal when they reached the final of the Cup Winners' Cup in 1961

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  • SURPRISE SURPRISE .. i copied it from someone else!!!!

    First off, you like boys right?
    yippers i do

    Ever kissed a Jordan, Thomas, Kevin, or Nick?
    3 off the names i have u have guess which 3 wahahahaha!!!

    Will you have a boyfriend in 2 months?
    probs not but hey im loving it lol

    Have you ever had a boy best friend?
    yeh loads

    Does the song you're listening to remind you of a special boy?
    well considering it was a carribean tune the fone plays nope lol

    Is there a hot boy on your friends list?
    probs i cant member whos on it lmaooooo

    Do you always find it cute when boys call you babe/baby?
    not particulary lol

    Has a boy ever complimented you on your hair?
    yah a few times surpised me no end let me tell yah!!

    What would you do if a boy wrote a song for you?
    well i insipered sum 1 to finish a song dus that count thot it was nice

    Do you like hugs from boys ?
    yeh y wouldnt u

    Longest you've ever liked a boy?
    dunno bout 6 7 yrs

    Has a boy ever asked you for advice regarding a friend of yours?
    yeah all the time dunno y they ask me tho

    Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
    yeah 3 txts and a missed call lol

    Whats your relationship with the person you last texted?
    1 of my many many friends lol

    What are your plans for tomorrow?
    workin and cummin home then possibly watchin shite on tv lol

    Where was your default picture taken?
    in the pub with spikey the day b4 the phonics concert

    Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
    my legs still fuckin nackered booooooooooooo

    Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
    yeah and they no who they r

    If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
    im angry or tired

    When was the last time you cried?
    sunday wen i hurt my leg lol

    Do you have a best friend?

    Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
    hide for a while then release them lol

    Are you happy at the moment?

    Are you a morning person or a night person?

    Do you want to get married?
    no dont see the point innit to b honest

    What were you doing at 1am this morning?

    You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would you call?
    lmao me in a hossie u must be jokin

    Do people underestimate you?
    yeh all the time

    Lets test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing when your last went to the cinema?
    black lmao i have no idea

    Do you remember your nursery teachers name?
    no idea not even gonna try

    Do you remember your first kiss?
    yah lol oooft

    Would you rather go to a party or go out of town?
    both i think lol on the same night

    Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
    yeah lol

    Whats on your bedroom floor?
    sum clothes and my ipod lol

    What did you wake up to this morning?
    me need in to pee badly and couldnt get to the toliet fast enuff for my likin

    What are you doing today?
    tried tidyin up thot about hoovering thot fuck that soooo put a washing on lol

    Describe your current shirt?
    red lol

    Which movie did you last see in theatres?
    ummmmm dunno

    If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
    nahhh would i fuck

    Do you believe that you would be a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
    yeah i hope so lol

    Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    depends on wat they did in the 1st place to many peeps get far to many 2nd chances for my likin

    What was the sweetest thing someone said to you yesterday?
    gonna hurry up lol

    Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
    yeah didnt no they were attached but u can look not touch lol

    Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
    lmao apperently a few times but didnt no at the time coz sum guys neglect to tell u that wee shits that they r

    Ever said something to someone you regret the next morning?
    yeah lmao a few to many times lol

    Where can you see yourself in 10 years time?
    OZ baby wooop!!!!!!

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
i have no idea we have sky plus so arsehole records all the pish an i have to watch lol

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
hell yah im like ray mearns lol strap trees together make a house and all that jazz lol

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
ermm every 1 says my dad but then again i am short fat n grey lol

4.Is that your natural hair color?
nooooo lol

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
bout 4

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nah wat u think this is italy ffs its glasgow life expectancies is 28

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
yeah i do but evvvvvvvery1 nos who it is lol

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
i have known them bout 4 yrs and probably lol

9.Can you lick your elbow?
lord i have tried but alas no

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
quiet coz im 3 storys high with cheap stones in a garden below

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
have a wank lmaooooooo jk

12.Do you wear fake tan?
hell yah i do

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
love love love it lol ask leanne

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
bathroom its quiet and u can read peacefully

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
sum pepsi

16.Do fish make good pets?
yeah i suppose

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich id race it and win loads a money then get it to take me places of interest

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
yeahhhhhhh a feckin mountain goat or sheep yrs ago chased me and fell of the clff bit even tho it was only 2 ft high lol scary stuff

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
htc g2 touch lol oooooooo

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
lmaooooooo £200 and summat wen i was like 14 me and cupla mates thot it was funny to fone the sex chat lines my mother didnt wen the bill came in roflmaoooooo

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
ermmmm gary's

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
yeah he outta be hes a taxi driver lol

23.When’ s the last time you showered
this morning

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
thats like askin if a dead body lays around fro 3 days will it smell pfffft

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
double all the way

26.Do you make your bed daily?
lmaooooo errrm noo

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
nun they on the floorski lol

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
absolutly no idea lol

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3 ooooo wah

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
yeah all the time

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
about 2 secs ago lol

32.Do you take compliments well?
not reallly i get all shy and defensive lol

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
depends were it is

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
invisible ooooooooo the possibility s

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yeah i do lol

36.Where does number one live?
well im guessin its loolah if it is with me if its not i havent got the foggist lol

37.Would you date them?
errrrm no tis my sis thanks very much

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
noooooooooo1 i hate it gettin touched

39.What color of socks do you have on?
social colour lol

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
lmao right now i have bout 10 random bruises i have a few scars

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
bout 1hr n half im guessin

42.Have you bought anything today?
yeahhh fruit juice pepsi n ice cream lol

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
ermm probs ibrox lol

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
night person

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah lol thats an experiance

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
a wall lmaooooooooo or the fence wen it was cold my tounge got stuck

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
bout 5 lol

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
mr chips lol

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
i dunno wat vimpto is so im goin made in scotland by girders barrrrrs irn-bru lol

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
ohhh ffs i look like shit

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
ermmmm dunno lol

53.Lap top or pc?

54.What color is your keyboard?

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
bt home hub lmaoooo who pays for it who pays for it me n lee lee

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yeah a gd few fuckin times arseholes that they r

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
lol hell yeah and wen old ladys falll roflmaooooo

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
no not until loolah told me and i hummed it

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
i just told yah ffs pay attention

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
bit a both lol

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
errrmmm maggots r smaller so i go them less slimey aswell me thinks

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
yeah course my sis grew 1 got so tall needed a stick to hold it straight troo story lmaoooo

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
yeah and nearly ripped them all out

64.Do you text or call more?
txt lol ask annnnnyyyyy 1

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
both lol he is funny sutimes wen offends the americans lol

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yeah sumtimes i guesss they r

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my dildo lol jk the remmie

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
errrm either jimmy mac or jim alexander lovely lol

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
lol yeah loads of times

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
yeah sum parts im not stupid u no lol

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
oooooo purple me thinks

74.How many tv's in your house?
we only have 3 in this house lol last house there was 5 lol house b 4 that there was 8

75.Type your name using only your elbow

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
no no no no im not a boy

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
me never y u ask???

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
lmao fuck mo i dunno y peeps talk to me

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
yeah special aint i

80.Favourite sports to watch?
football rugby pro bull riding x riders i think its called just started watchin it lol ice hockey

81.Can you play Poker?
nah im shit @ card games

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yeeeessssssss all the time coz im scottish even on the planet trys to say it in a scottisg accent and never gets it right

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
a fakeun yeah real time nah

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
yeah boooooooo

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
nooooooooo ffs how many more times waters it down

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
a real 1 no

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
depends wat its in

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
yeahhhhhh trampies r so much better

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
lmao yeahhh

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
nah g/parents did

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
a wall

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
lmaoooo a few things

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
nun i dont do land animals lol

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
yeah most of them all the important 1's lol God save our gracious queen Long live our noble queen God save the queen Send her victorious Happy and glorious Long to reign over us God save the queen

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
hell yeah they quiet informative

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
ask them to do it again and have a merry lil dance

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
yesss in turkey

100.How many times have you moved house?
3 times

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
theres quiet a few

102.Curtains or blinds?

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
yeah i can

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
errrm no but i am now lol

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