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→ Im 15 atm, 04.08.95
→ Im from the massive city of Castlederg
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Pure wile lookin mess :L . oj , pure babe ;) .
- Anything really , Showtec, Angerfist, Tiny Tempah, Eminem ...
- Anything dat hasnt got a queer cunt as the main boyo
- Barely anything atm, Im meant tay be playn gaelic nd soccer but im far 2 lazy
- Pure shite but it makes tym go faster , If ye have wan add me, x IK e l v y xD
- Rossnowlagh is the place to be during the summer . Fukin mental craic up at the friery at 12pm nd gettn chased on the sand dunes by drunk boys . The main group; Me, Jack, Tiernan, Molly, Kate, Mark and most important JOEE !
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- How well do you know K E L V Y? 12 Taken
1) When there's only one
other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and
pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the
button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline
from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and
say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors
close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait
until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
Move your desk into the
elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat
and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a clock in the
corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a
flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel
13) Stand really close to
someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that
16) Call out, "Group
Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while
smacking your forehead and muttering,
1 Crack open your
briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and
motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
20) Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of
THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your
hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator
walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
24) Stare, grinning at
another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new
25) Draw a little square on
the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers,
"This is MY personal space!"
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A Welsh rugby fan, an Irish rugby fan and an English fan are
all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when,
all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers,they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has
asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Welsh fan was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Englishman was next up. After watching the Welshman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Englishmen was soon led away wimpering loudly (as they do).
The Irishman was the last one up, but before he could say
anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your
culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness",
The Irishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first
wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes"
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.
"Tie the Englishman to my back."
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1. Full Name: Kelvin Paul Paul Connolly
2. Nicknames: kelvy
3. Birthday: 4th August
4. Place of Birth: Derry
5. Zodiac Sign: dunno
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Dunno
8. School: da bros
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Da Derg
11. MSN Screen Name: >>>>>ITS KELVY<<<<<
12. Hair Color: haf brown haf ginga lol
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: green
15. Weight: cant mind
16. Height : Dno
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Righty or Lefty: lefty
22. First best friend: Dno... prob aidy
23. First Award: swimmin
24. First Sport: Gaelic..
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: spain
27. First Concert: nvr been 2 1
28. First Love:
29. Movie: Green street
31. Color: Bluee
32. Rapper: 50 cent
33. Band: Coupl
34. Song Right Now: Welcome to the club
35. Friends: Dey No Hu Dey R
36. Sweet: Everythng
37. Sport to Play: Gaelic N Soccer
38. Restuarant: Greek
39. Favorite brand: Adidas
40. Store: JJB
41. School Subject: Pe
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: None Really
44. Magazine : Max power
45. Shoes: Adidas
46. Feeling: Board..
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: Yupp
49. Eating: Nufn
50. Drinking: Nufn
51. Typing: Dis
52. Online?: Naw hi
53. Listening To: Welcome to the club
54. Thinking About: Pile a Stuf
56. Watching: Nufn
57. Wearing: CLOTHES
58. Want Kids?: Yep
59. Want to be Married: Yep
60. Carrers in mind? Pro Drift Racer
61. Where do you want to live: austraila
62. Car: Dearest at the time....plus the best lookin
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Ani thing
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye color: Ani
66. Measurments: Middlin
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both =)
70. Short or Tall: close to wat i am
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: None Fit
74. Sensitive or Loud: Loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Wudn Cre
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Bita Both
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: Na
79. Had Alcohol:
80. Smoked: Nope.. Na Never Gna !!
81. Ran Away From Home: Nope...wile effort
82. Broken a bone: Nope
83. Got an X-ray: Aye
84. Been With Someon: Aye
85. Broken Someones Heart: Aye
86. Broke Up With Someone: . . Aye
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yea
88. Cried At School: Nope
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: Yep
90. Miracles: Aye
91. Love At First sight: Aye
92. Ghosts: Nope
93. Aliens: Naw
94. Soul Mates: Kinda
95. Heaven: Aye
96. Hell: Naw
97. Angels: Yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yep
99. Horoscopes: Naah
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant Have?
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