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  • cool jokes

    heay guys gals and other things thanx for all ur gr8t jokes keep them comming :P

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  • what to do

    just stop by and leave me a comment of the joke that makes u laugh the most :P :P

    2 Comments 314 weeks

  • just starting out

    heay all lets face it there are good jokes and bad jokes so y not tell them eney way this page is where you can post as many jokes as you like for others to laugh @ but pleaze no racist ones cos i will delete them :P :P

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  • Bank Robbery

    Becca K. by Becca K.
    Bank Robbery


    Did you know you can rob a bank with a booger?

    "Oh God! She has a booger! Give her the money!!"

    *Police* - "There's a bank robbery in progress. Women with a booger.
    Approach with caution she is armed and dangerous."
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  • Special High Intensity Teaching

    Anjileen Daji by Anjileen Daji
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
    We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

    Sincerely, Dean B. Reel
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  • best joke in nz

    Pc Hakker by Pc Hakker
    currently seeking the best joke in new zeland think u got the winner ????
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  • Anna Grace

    wat du ya call a convent fulla nuns?.............................  VIRGIN MEGASTORES!!! how du ya teach a blond maths?............................  ..................................  ..... add a bed take away her nickers divide her legs and multiply!!!!! ur mamas sooooooooooo ugly dat wen she went 2 an ugly contest d judges gave her 1st prize 2 blonds walk in2 a building n sed ow ur mamas sooooooo fat d tag on her pants says 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx FAT!!!!

    3/29/08
  • Dave B
    Dave B

    Q:-Whats the difference between an egg and a blowjob ??? A:-You can beat an egg :L :L :L

    1/21/08
  • Crystal Aitken
    Crystal Aitken

    Yo mummas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out. Yo mummas so fat even god couldn't lift her spirits. Yo mummas so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get on her good side. Yo mummas so fat she tripped over K-mart, stumbled over wal-mart and landed on target. Yo mummas so fat she invented the low rider Yo mummas so fatshe tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up. Yo mummas so fat she on both sides of the family i knew a blone that was stupid that she...... called me to get my number tried to drown a fish got locked in a grocery store and starved to death tripped over a cordless phone studied for a blood test when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aound the home she moved. when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead when she took you to da airport and saw a sign that sad "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

    12/2/07
  • Courtney L. Walker
    Courtney L. Walker

    this is kinda mean but it's a joke my friends has Nigger's in her family tree and their still hangen' there!with ropes around their neck!

    11/28/07
  • Logan
    luv Logan

    HOW CAN YOU TELL IF AN ASAIN HAS ROBBED YOUR HOUSE? 1 THE HOMEWORKS ALL DONE 2 THE CATS IN THE OVEN READY TO EAT 3 THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO BACK OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY LOL! :L

    11/13/07
  • Chelsea M
    Chelsea M

    dis is kinda nasty but funny as fuk wot is michael jacksons favourite cheese? Babybel lmao

    11/5/07
  • Cryptic G.
    Cryptic G.

    there was a girl standing on a cliff and she was crying, and a paedeophile walks up to her and says,"whats wrong with you," she says,"my mam and dad just died",he drops his pants and says, "well its not your fuckin day is it"?

    10/29/07
  • Cryptic G.
    Cryptic G.

    Gary Glitter and Michael Jacksons plane is going down .. Glitter: How do we decide who gets the parachutes? Jackson: Fuck the kids. Glitter: Have we got time?

    10/29/07
  • Cryptic G.
    Cryptic G.

    whats the best thing about having sex with a 5 year old? getting to kick them 2 death in the woods after

    10/29/07
  • Megan Houston
    Megan Houston

    whats blue and wont fit? a dead epileptic. whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? i dont have a ferari in my garage.

    10/29/07
  • Superman
    Superman

    A man nd hs wife rush in2thDelivery room in a hospital in North Dublin and when they go into the entrance the doctor stops them to tell them he has created this new invention to transfer part of the pain the woman feels during childbirth into the baby's father so they can experience this miracle as a couple The man agree's that he'll do it and when his wife goes into labour the doctor starts the machine off at 10% saying that the man will be in more pain than he can ever bear So the man says that he's alright and being the Macho man that he is tells the doctor to turn the machine up to 25% The man still says he's perfectly fine and again tells the doctor to turn it up to 50% The Doctor doing so asks the man if he feels any pain whatsover and the man replies 'NO'So they make the decision to make it 90%then 100% and the man and the woman sit there and wait for the birth to end and then afterwards head home a happy couple and return to find they're mailman dead on the front porch

    10/27/07
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  • Lee Moore
    Lee Moore

    Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:' 'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,' 'No, I'm sorry.' ' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ' 'Will it take ME ?'

    10/25/07
  • The Dutchess
    The Dutchess

    Three tampax's walking down the street, mini, ultra,maxi which one said HELLO? NONE OF THEM they are all stuck up cunts. lol!!!!!!!!!!

    10/24/07
  • The One And Only Jack
    The One And Only Jack

    theres two sausages in a pan one says to the other oh it's well hot in 'ere the other replies what the fuck a talking sausage lol there two fish i a tank one says to the other how do you drive this thing

    10/21/07
  • Munch
    Munch

    A woman finds out that her husband has been unfaithful so she files for divorce. Things get so nasty that the husband demands his wife give back the blood he donated to her. She opens her purse, takes out a tampon & throws it at him, saying, "Here you go. I'll pay you back monthly."

    10/13/07
  • Magic Man
    Magic Man

    what is the definition of innocence? a nun working in a condom factory thinkin she's making raincoats for baby mice.

    10/12/07
  • Magic Man
    Magic Man

    GIRL:mum, do babies come out of the same place boys put there willies in? MUM: Yes honey thats right. GIRL:so if i have a baby will it hurt my teeth

    10/12/07