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About Me

keeping a brave face on life (y)
Me, Myself, and I
Hey, yh i'm different, you probably hate me, but yh i probably hate you too so yh, basically:


Music is my life
I play guitar....badly
i love hugs
i love surfing
i love moshing
i hate you
it is possible to headbang to anything...you just have to believe in yourself
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Ear Orgasms:

Nothing for me here: Dope
Suffocating Under Words of sorrow: Bullet for my valentine
No Sssweat: Enter Shikari
Stricken: Disturbed
Flash of the blade: Iron Maiden
The day that never comes: Metallica
In The End: Linkin Park
My Curse: Killswitch Engage

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RIP Dimebag darrell 1966-2004

♪♫ If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see you can find out first hand whats its like to be me♪♫
The Other Half Of Me


The girl that makes my life worth living...10/7/08

Music, according to whats on my phone......
Avenged Sevenfold, Blink-182, Bon Jovi, Bullet for my Valentine, Calvin Harris, Children of Bodom, Chidos, Daft Punk, Dandy Warhols, Disturbed, Dope, Dragonforce (though they kinda suck at their own sutff u gotta love thm for wht they are), Enter Shikari, Fall out Boy, Fountains of Wayne, Funtwo, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Jerry C, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Garoghan, Joe Satriani, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, Oasis, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pendulum, Queens of the Stone Age, Razorlight, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scouting for Girls, Slayer, Slipknot, Snow Patrol, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Jimi hendrix Experiance, The Killers, The Sleeping, The Strokes, The White Stripes (Icky thump is actually an album of pure sex!), Three Word Tragedy, Van Halen, Wheatus, Wolfmother.
Basically I'll Listen to anything decent, but heavy metal and screamo are the SEX!!!!!
music, playing in 'The Breakaway', playing guitar (despite being crap), talking about all my problems, playing guitar with Jack, watching jack playing guitar, listing to metal, headbanging, staring at guitars or amps, sleeping, MSN, lying in brenchly, doing nothing, finding out why the whole world hates me, laughing at anything (including my brothers), guitar hero, singing, dancing (badly lols), Listening to new bands that i have never heard before, EMO HAIR!!!(is the sex)
coursework, the growing panic of life in general, having to work, hangovers, being ill, crap music, cocky people (despite me being one of them), deppression.
My Elliot, i love you so much. 10/07/08 (: a day never to be forgotten. you make me so happy and i never want any of it to end. we've been through so much, yet we just keep on getting stronger. forever and always :) i will always love you <3 xxxxx
Everyone in the world has the right to express themselves, and be different, no-one should confine themselves to stereotyping or trying to fit in, everyone in the world needs to learn to just be themselves and ignore anyone who tells them otherwise, remmember you only live once.
legendary dude, bit of an idiot at times, but hey he's a drummer, don't know what state i would be in without him standing there giving me advice 24/7, fuck nos where i would be aswell, i shout at him sometimes, but what he has done always turns out for the best

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  • stolen from swappa :p

    My Special one = Kerry
    My Mummy = my mum? lol
    My Daddy = my dad lol
    MY Baby = dan
    My Daughter = blates gonna b claire
    My Son = erm........
    My Sistas = bare erm erm my sister?
    My Bruva = bare joe garaghan
    My Prince Charming = Swapnil
    My Prince = Josh
    My Queen = Becca
    My King = Swapnil (bare married to Becca)
    My Truly honest person = Abii
    My Soul mate = Kezza :p
    My Slave = Josh
    My Alcholic friendz = Josh, Chloe, Joe.g, erm....the voices in my head
    My Secret Admirer = blates josh
    My Emo/Goth = Joe garoghan
    My Dirty Dancer = Dan
    My Body guards = Crickhole, Joe
    My Gangsta = Syrus
    My Partner In Crime = Swapnil
    My Drama Queen=
    My Chat up line tryer = If i flip a coin whats the chance i'll get head?
    My Punk rocker = Emma.D
    My Chatterbox = kerry
    My God father = i h8 religion
    My God mother = ditto
    My Hunni Bunni = gahhhh cba
    My Bitch =
    My Party animal =
    My Idol =
    My Problem =
    My Legend =
    My Guardian angel =
    My Sugar plum fairy =
    My Personal shopper =
    My Food buddie =
    My Lil cutie pie =
    My Valentine =
    My Messer upper =
    My Cleaner =
    My Wannabe =
    My Flurty frend =
    My Dancing buddy =
    My Sxc hunni =
    My Stalker =
    My Sex bomb =
    My Wana be girlfrend =
    My Wana be boyfriend =
    My Gay bestfrend =
    My Slut =
    My Twin = Chinoir
    My Pimp = Joesph
    My Pimpette =
    My Bodyguard = Syrus joseph da pimper
    My Chav =
    My Retard buddy =
    My Singing buddy =
    My Personal Insult-Provoker=
    My Gangsta=Joseph

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  • chuck norris

    chuck norris has such a high sperm count you have to chew before you can swallow

    jesus walked on water chuck norris walked on jesus

    jesus didn't ascend to heaven chuck norris roundhouse kicked him there

    there were originally four wase men, chuck norris gave jesus the gift of a beard, he wore it proudly, the other wise men got jelous and erased him from the bible

    if you can't see Chuck Norris you are about to die

    don't fuck with the chuck

    chuck norris doesn't have sperm instead he has tiny little white ninjas with only one mission, seak and destroy

    Chuck Norris lost a game of chess to mr.T and invented racism

    when Chuck Norris looks in the mirror he doesn't see anything because there is only one Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris invented weed so normal human beings could feel like he does every day

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks so fast he can turn back time

    When Chuck Norris has to pay his taxes he sends a picture of him, ready to roundhouse kick an unsuspecting victim, he hasn't had to pay his taxes for 2078 years.

    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

    "Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas."

    "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

    "Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!"

    "When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

    "Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves"

    "Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land."

    "chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is"

    "Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

    "When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands."

    "Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."

    "There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."

    "Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero"

    "Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... Twice"

    "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents."

    "When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them."

    "chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris."

    "Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

    Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.

    Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep."

    "Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it."

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    "Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."

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    "chuck norris's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools chuck Norris"

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    "chuck norris can get a woman pregnant over phone sex"

    "Chuck Norris once broke into a convent and had sex with all the nuns. 9 month later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history

    chuck norris once shot a german fighter plane down by holding his finger out a

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  • 99 things bout me

    1. Full Name: Elliot William Berger
    2. Nicknames: Elmo emo goth skater boy
    3. Birthday: 07/08/1993
    4. Place of Birth: Maidstone
    5. Zodiac Sign: leo
    6. Male or Female:male
    7. Year: 11
    8. School: Oakwood Park
    9. Occupation: Student
    10. Residence: Fox Lea in chav retreat numero uno, borough green
    11. MSN Screen Name: Elliot ):

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Color: Black
    13. Hair Length: medium, long fringe
    14. Eye color: Blue
    15. Weight: 8 stone 4
    16. Height: 5ft 11" (ish)
    17. Braces?: nope
    18. Glasses?: yep, but i neva wear them
    19. Piercings: none
    20. Tattoos: no
    21. Righty or Lefty: righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: no idea
    23. First Award: won a dressing up competition in yr 1
    24. First Sport You Joined: Football
    25. First pet: Cats
    26. First Real Vacation: Paris, France
    27. First Concert: Played at about sixty billion lols
    28. First Love: Hannah Corral

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: The pursuit of Happiness
    30. TV programme: Scrubs
    31. Colour: Red!
    32. Rapper: Eminem
    33. Band: Bullet for my Valentine
    34. Song Right Now: Suffocating under words of sorrow-BFMV
    35. Friends: top whateva it is in no particular order really, top 5 ish) are th besterist tho :p
    36. Sweet/Chocolate: chocolate anything
    37. Sport to Play: is sex a sport?
    38. Restaurant: dunno
    39. Favorite brand: converse
    40. Favourite shop: Black Dog
    41. School Subjects:music
    42. Animal: Cat
    43. Book: Dunno
    44. Magazine: Kerrang
    45. Shoes: converse

    46. Feeling: erm......
    47. Single or Taken?: taken :)
    48. Have a crush: ^
    49. Eating: no
    50. Drinking: no
    51. Typing: yep
    52. Online?: yep
    53. Listening To: Save it for the Bedroom- You me at Six
    54. Thinking About: Kerry
    55. Wanting To: Be with Kerry
    56. Watching: the screen
    57. Wearing: Black jeans, bullet belt, Metallica shirt

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: yep
    59. Want to be Married?: yep
    60. Careers in Mind: Musician (guitarist in a heavy metal band)
    61. Where do you want to live: nowhere chavy
    62. Car: Anything that looks awesome

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: Don't really mind
    64. Hair length: long
    65. Eye color: any
    66. Measurements: any
    67. Cute or Sexy: both
    68. Lips or Eyes: both
    69. Hugs or Kisses: both
    70. Short or Tall: Short
    71. Easygoing or serious: easy going like me
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
    73. Fatty or Skinny: in the middle
    74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of both

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: no
    79. Had Alcohol: yep
    80. Smoked: .....
    81. Ran Away From Home: yes
    82. Broken a bone: yep
    83. Got an X-ray: yes
    84. Been unconscious: no
    85. Broken someone's heart: unfortunaltly yes
    86. Cried over love: erm.............
    87. Cried When Someone Died: yh
    88. Cried At School: yh

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: Hell no!
    90. Miracles: no
    91. Love At First sight: yep
    92. Ghosts: free spirits
    93. Aliens: other universes
    94. Soul Mates: I believe in true love.....
    95. Heaven: nope
    96. Hell: no
    97. Angels: nope
    98. Kissing on The First Date: depends
    99. Horoscopes: nope, but i read mine daily lol

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FIRST SCHOOL: Platt Primary


FIRST FUNERAL: My great grandmas when i was like 3

FIRST PET: 2 cats

FIRST BIG TRIP: Paris when i was like 2


FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: lol will smith blates

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: when i was 2- Paris

FIRST JOB: Car washing when i was 10

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: lol fuck knows, Edd Sutch?



LAST CAR RIDE: a week ago

LAST TIME I CRIED?: dunno i don't really cry a lot

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Ghostbusters 2 :D


LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Giant Cornish pasty :D


LAST PHONE CALL: Abi the Great




LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Fuck knows lol






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Metallica's original line-up consisted of Ulrich, rhythm guitarist and vocalist James Hetfield, lead guitarist Dave Mustaine, and bassist Ron McGovney. McGovney and Mustaine were later ejected from the band, in favour of Cliff Burton and Kirk Hammett, respectively.
The ejection of Mustaine has subsequently resulted in a feud between him and Metallica.


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You're the lead guitar, the Angus Young, the Allen Collins, the Slash! People don't know if its the perfect solos, the insane riffs but you are, by far the coolest member of the band

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You are the Shredding God of Neo-Classical, Thrash, Heavy and Death Metal. You awe your audiences by extreme speed and your fingers run up and down the frets. Your worshippers are likely to be Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, Steve Vai, Michael Angelo Batio, and Kerry King fans. Your choice of weapon is usually a flying V, Ibanez, Jackson style strat or any other shredding guitar. You might be criticized for being too fast and playing with no emotion, but you are still no doubt the most techinically proficient of the Guitar Gods.
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  • Lorelei Gierut
    Lorelei Gierut

    heyyy whats up Stanzas given in our text, for they represent pre

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  • Elliott

    ham sandwich.

  • Lozz
    luv Lozz

    hey, i know its late but thank you for coming to thorpe park and thank you for looking after me and sticking by me all day. thank you for getting in the boot, you made my day special :) x

  • Lozz

    ELLIOT thorpe park tomorrow. 8.15 @ tesco by my house, x

  • Lozz
    luv Lozz

    you really and truly are the best friend i have ever had, it sounds stupid and pathetic but no-one listens to me, asks who i am, looks after me when im sad, plays with my hair while i sleep, is just generally there for me, i love you so much, i am eternally in your debt. x

  • Lozz
    luv Lozz

    eek, i love you forever little one, not that your little but it sounds cute.

  • Lozz
    luv Lozz

    i miss our hugs at rehersals, and falling asleep on you. you've become one of my closest friends in such a short space of time, i'm always here for you if you ever needed me. i love you :)

  • Lozz

    you need to ask vinny if you can go, she said she will say yes, just ask. and you smell worse. iloveyoureally.

  • Lozz

    fucking sucks, i actually hate drama. ¬¬

  • Lozz

    eugh, drama monday ¬¬

  • Fred Clark 2/10/09
  • Lozz

    well done for friday lovely (:

  • luv Oli

    hey, how are you? xx

  • Fred Clark
    Fred Clark

    ello ello ,we r defo playing 23rd jan dude! we r on at 8:50 , for 20-25 mins , so we'll do 4/5 songs , shud be awesome , tell lots of people , there's also freedom of expression playing who r in the yr below me , and cold front who are really nice , i playd the urc with them , and some other people i dnt knw , c u 2moz :) FXX

  • Jenn.

    Elliot (: How are you? Good holiday? xxxx

  • Tash
    luv Tash

    Hey, u ok? u sill go 2 platt youth group? xx

  • Josh

    Emo in your DP. I love it <33 If at first you don't succeed, your not Chuck Norris.

  • Josh

    'twas great thanks man (: Chuck Norris can't sigh as the power of his breath when he breathes out punches a hole through 10ft solid concrete. xxx