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  • Male, 31, Luv 353
  • from Afghanistan-------On d Gaza strip..next door to d chipper! Try d curry sauce its d BOMB!!!
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Jus coz i rock'....doesnt mean im made of stone :)
Me, Myself, and I
""I'VE BEEN A MAN SINCE I WAS A BOY"" :D

Have to say now im partial to an owl party,love to go out wkends,nice food,drinks,clubs & also love to travel,been to Oz & all that jazz a few years ago great craic! Also love to Dj i Started Radio on Fun fm a few years ago,nowadays catch me on Rhythm & Kiss Fm also played loads of funky bars & clubs around Dublin over the last few years & to this day,wanna know more...ask ;)
The Other Half Of Me
Al Byrne

Al Byrne

B-B-B Berbatov!!!

Music
It all stems from my love of House Music, soulfull , deep & funky & electro, dirty & twisted! Hed kandi compo's, lazy Dog compo's, Defected in the house compo's, Daft punk , Like Dj's Ben Watt , Jay Hannan, Eric Morillo , Roger Sanchez, Sandy Rivera , Deadmouse , Axwell, Steve Angello, Ingrosso , Sebastien Leger , Laidback Luke, Dirty South , Tocadisco , Eric Prydz , Kid Massive, Guetta , Kurd Maverick & not 4getn Oldskool house gems.
Anything that sounds good on d ear, lover of all genres including the 80's u gotta luv d 80's, also love 2 listen to Rock/Indie likes of kings of leon, stereophonics, oasis, strokes, bloc party, kasabian, ocean colour scene, U2, foo fighters, glasvegas, MGMT, too many to mention! Rnb or some cool soul or motown also Michael buble, Sinatra & all d old crooners....id pretty much listen to anything!
Films
Midgets go wild in alacante & my favourite Broke "arse" Mountain.
Sports
German armpit wrestling & hide the sausage (yep its a sport) & of course football, im a big Liverpool fan, fuck the Mancs....come on you reds!!!
Scared Of
Grannys on rainy days wit umbrella's...lethal! " will yiz ever lift ur little necks & look where ur going!!
Happiest When
Love Dj'n & anything to do with music, gigs, concerts, festivals
 , Love being surrounded by the people i love! Hitting d town, pubs or clubs having d craic wit d lads & girls!! Letting the Goodtimes roll!!
Favourite Hobbie
Love taking long walks on the beach wit d breeze blowing through my hair reflecting on my life......Buduuuuush!!!! ye right.....i love naked twister!!
Scorpio..Grrrrr!
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards his personality or else its just the big magnet under his jumper:) Playful but secretive, loves crisps & hates beetroot! Known to be nympho's :O Intelligent. Psychic. Freak in bed. Always gets
what he wants! including your last rolo !

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  • IM SO COOL ITS UNBELIEVABLE !!!!

    -Jay does not sleep. He waits.

    -Jay can unscramble an egg.

    -Jay lost both his legs in a car accident & still managed to walk it off!

    -Jay can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.

    -Jay can turn back time by simply staring at the clock & flexing!

    -Jay can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her & saying "Booya".

    -Jay doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.

    -Jay Smith's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    -Jay floats like a butterfly & stings like a tomahawk missile...In the face!

    -Jay once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.They made him blink.

    -Jay can kick start a car.

    -Jay does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    -There is no such thing as global warming. Jay was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    -Jay was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.



    2 Comments 241 weeks

  • Arguements of the penis

    The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    1. I do physical labour.
    2. I work at great depths.
    3. I plunge head first into everything I do
    4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
    5. I work in a damp environment.
    6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
    7. I work in high temperatures.
    8. I get hopped on every time i go to work.

    1 Comment 270 weeks

  • WAYS TO A GIRLS HEART!!!! :L:L:L

    1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelery is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks up for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain! ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.


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  • Quest Warehouse
    Quest Warehouse

    WE AT QUEST HAVE PULLED IT OFF AGAIN !!!:) :) WE HAVE BROUGHT THE BELFAST BOY HOME JUST FOR YOU !!! GREG DOWNEY !!! GREG HAS MADE IT BIG ALL OVER THE WORLD AND NOW HE IS BACK IN BELFAST AT THE ART COLLEGE ON SAT 29TH MAY PARTY KICKS OFF AT 20.00 til 01.30 DOOR TAX £10 DRINKS PROMOS £2 CARLSBERG , £2 VODKA PLUS MORE SUPPORT DJS - JAMES BOWIE , MULGREW, STUART MURPHY , COLIN GENT YOU CANNOT MISS THIS Jay Smith , ITS GONNA BE HUGE !!!! YOU LIKE TRANCE ? WELL THEN ART COLLEGE IS THE ONLY PLACE FOR YOU JUNE 19TH - THE RETURN OF - WALSH AND MCAULLEY

    5/27/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hi Jay, Hope all is well? Just to let you know it's only to weeks untill Godskitchen returns to the Emerald Isle. hope to see you there & Thanks for all the support! Best Mark GODSKITCHEN Saturday 29th May 2010 INEC Killarney Judge Jules Scot Project Simon Patterson + Support Early bird tickets available from Ticketmaster outlets nation wide More information please visit godskitchen.com inec.ie rte.ie/2fm mex.ie

    5/18/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hey Jay , A quick up date for the Bank Holiday weekend :) Best Mark ***This Bank Holiday Sunday*** Velvet Electro Sunday 2nd May 2010 Bellingham Castle Co Louth Wolfgang Gartner (Irish Debut) John Gibbons Jay Kay + Support 25Euro + BK Fee available from ticketmaster For more information on tickets, buses or accommodation please visit velvetelectro.com twitter.com/velvetelectro myspace.com/512783472

    4/27/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hi Jay, Next Friday Contrast returns to the Vaults I.F.S.C Dublin. Hope you can make it? CONTRAST Friday 23rd April 2010 Vaults Dublin MAC & TAYLOR SUNIL SARPE + Support 10Euro before 11pm 15Euro after More info check out bebo.com/contrastsclubnights

    4/19/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hi Jay, Hope Easter was a blast? Just a quick update on Godskitchen’s return to the Emerald Isle in May. Thanks for all the support! Best Mark GODSKITCHEN Saturday 29th May 2010 INEC Killarney Judge Jules Scot Project Simon Patterson + Support Early bird tickets available from Ticketmaster outlets nation wide More information please visit godskitchen.com inec.ie rte.ie/2fm mex.ie

    4/10/10
  • Kevin Kerrigan
    Kevin Kerrigan

    hi Jay Smith R3VOLUTION PRESENTS! Ben Stevens (fireball recordings) John Kerrigan(hardsounds) Scorchio (r3volution) Alan Larkin (la la) Chris Lyons (HH Classics Set) Melody Capel St Paddys Eve March 16th 9pm

    3/15/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hey Jay, hows it going? Hope you have a great Paddy's wkend. Just a quick reminder of what's happening this Paddy's weekend & Easter weekend in Planetlove. Take it easy Mark ***THIS WEEKEND*** Sat 13TH Mar 2010 Horans Tralee Lisa Lashes + Support �15 ***PADDYS EVE*** Tue 16TH Mar 2010 The Savoy Cork EDDIE HALLIWELL + Support �20 ***PADDYS EVE*** Tue 16TH Mar 2010 The GPO Galway MARCEL WOODS + Support �15 ***EASTER WKEND*** Sun 4th Apr 2010 Bellingham Castle Louth KIDDSTOCK IRELAND 2010 TICKET ONLY EVENT AVAILABLE FROM TICKETMASTER OUTLETS NATIONWIDE For more info please visit planetlovemusic.com

    3/13/10
  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith

    WATS UP J ANY GIGS ANYWER NXT WK'AVTA GET OU SICKA SITTN IN GIVES A SHOUT ON DIS.

    2/23/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hey Jay, Hope all is well with you? Just a quick reminder of what's happening this and next weekend in Planetlove. Hope you can make it? Best Mark ***THIS WEEKEND*** Friday 19TH Feb 2010 @ The Relic, Newry SANDER VAN DOORN & JORDAN SUCKLEY + Support £12 ***THIS WEEKEND*** Saturday 20TH FEB 2010 @ The Savoy, Cork SANDER VAN DOORN & JORDAN SUCKLEY + Support €20 Saturday 27TH FEB 2010 @ The Temple, Carlow SHOWTEK & DARK BY DESIGN + Support €20 For more info please visit planetlovemusic.com

    2/17/10
  • Mark Young
    Mark Young

    Hey Jay Smith, Hope all is well with you? Just thought I'd drop by and give you a quick update on a few events coming up shortly that you might be interested in? Take it easy & Thanks for all the support, it's appreciated Mark Friday 29TH JAN 2010 KIDDFECTIOUS @ The Vaults I.F.S.C Dublin ALEX KIDD, KIDD KAOS, A.S.Y.S + Support €20 Saturday 30TH JAN 2010 KIDDFECTIOUS @The Temple Carlow (Formally The Music Factory) ALEX KIDD, KUTSKI + Support €20 Friday 5TH FEB 2010 PLANETLOVE @The G.P.O Galway LISA LASHES + Support €15 Saturday 27TH FEB 2010 PLANETLOVE @The Temple Carlow (Formally The Music Factory) SHOWTEK, DARK BY DESIGN + Support €20 For more info please visit planetlovemusic.com

    1/29/10
  • TRibe Nightclub Stillorgan
    TRibe Nightclub Stillorgan

    Hi Jay Smith, ***TRIBE NIGHT CLUB, STILLORGAN PRESENTS DR LEKTRO LUV*** DR LEKTRO LUV PERFOMING LIVE THURSDAY 28TH OF JANUARY ***TRIBE NIGHT CLUB*** ***TWO VENUES IN 1** ***GREAT DRINK PROMOS*** DOORS OPEN AT 10PM FOR TABLE BOOKINGS OR CLASS PARTIES CALL DAVY ON 087-0501879 OVER 18's R.O.A.R ID. REQUIRED (TRIBE IS ON THE OLD BURN SITE, BLAKES CORNER, STILLORGAN)

    1/27/10
  • Jessers Lyons
    luv Jessers Lyons

    :D how do dollface, howd ya ring in the new year?

    1/7/10
  • Lee Chang Tobin
    Lee Chang Tobin

    whats the crack mate you all set for me birds 21st ye ? im just a bit out of it here :) dont mind me lol

    11/8/09
  • Suburban Sounds Promotions
    Suburban Sounds Promotions

    Hope you can make it this Friday...... REJUVENATION FANCY DRESS Friday Oct 30th The Vaults D1 ======================= Mask Hysteria Room ALTERN 8 DJ PILGRIM SUBURBAN SOUNDS(Ken&Dar) DJ ILLUSION SMILEY BOYS(skinny&Dillon) DJ PAILO Last Night of the Ormond Room THE BANANA BOYS(Keno⩔bit) DJ PRESSURE JAMES DEVLIN DJ DARANOID KARL BRADY Drinks Promotion, spot prizes for best dressed and giveaways for the first 50 clubbers through the doors. Laser lights, Void sound system, Halloween décor and visuals by D-KAV1 Doors to the Vaults open at 9pm over 18 I.D. essential ROAR and admission is 15 Euro before 11:30 pay at the door. The Vaults is located at the last stop of the red Luas line Connolly Station Dublin 1 www.suburbansounds.com Be warned: This is no fairy tale………… AppLink:10410078838

    10/27/09
  • Questhouse Warehouse
    Questhouse Warehouse

    Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast 1 room - 8 djs djs Reece Rodgers Haywire Bozy Aaron Watton Copy and paste Phunk and resident Colin Gent Funky to Progressive House 5 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10279325780

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    9/7/09
  • Questhouse Warehouse
    Questhouse Warehouse

    Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast OUR BIG WEEKEND We introduce our very special guest SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse residents Colin Gent and Emo Funky to Progressive House 7 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10193193349

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    8/24/09
  • Jay Riordan
    Jay Riordan

    hi (Jay Smith) hows things, just letteing you all know that this fridays gig in think thank is now moved to peader kerneys dame st and entrance is now free the line up is still the same as before corrugated tunnel AKA Ed James ( live/dj set ) Aoifa Nic Canna Rob Glennon LIVE nice and nasty boss (DesyBalmer) myself (Jay Riordan) Brian Taffe Rob Murphy hope you can make it its gonna be big :)

    7/28/09
  • Lee Chang Tobin
    Lee Chang Tobin

    alright mate long time no see any crack?

    7/27/09
  • Wes Kelly

    were done our best brother :L :L

    7/6/09
  • Shakedown
    Shakedown

    whot up lad its snaggie do u 1na come down for a spin next friday let us know bud

    7/1/09