hey katie lol u okay??

ya gay

HIYA, DID U AD ME AS A FRIAND?????? HOWS U, IM REALI QUITE BORED AND WANNA TLK LOL. WRITE BAK LOVES MATTIE

happy birthday, i hope u have a gd time

my wife # hellooo partner [: ilovemywife :p were LOVE Y im next t yu D: with yur stuff HAPPY GAYDAY [: YEEEEEEA|H ILMWxx

what a gayer....papoose has gone walkies thru the field of corn agen oh deary my much love xx

yer check the new ones on my myspace, www.myspace.com/malastrone

hewwo, gr8 fnx, yew wud always cheer me up :-P

ilyw [: xx

hewwo, ows yew? long tyme no chat, wat yew bin up 2?

awww Booootiful new hair ! luk at yu pweetiness how are you?..oh im glad you good ..im good thnkyoou ..no i havent been up to much have you?..oh that sounds fun ive always wanted to try that ..we shud deffo go swimming thru our field of corn again it was soo fun tehe..maybe we shud crawl thru it next time so we dont get shot by the mad farmer in a rage ..im going to catch hitch hikers and randomly cut them up into little pieces and feed them to pigs (wanna help ?!??)..ill collect the blood in a glass jar just lyk the film..how weird was that?!?! ....we will cut them up whilst we are on the swings at the bars slightly tipsy singing do you want to go to the seaside..ou or maybe we could sing *about the petti coat*the one we love so much...OH KTEE I KNO MY WAY AROUND GARFORTH DONT I ! ..BUT WHERE AM I SHE SAYS tehe love yu xxxx

Heeeeya missy! we go together lyk rama lama lama de dingy de ding de dong lyk cheese and chedder <3 .*oufh im bbburning* tehe ..i also am the grim reeper *HELP ME MOTHER*....im incredibly tired :z boris and norris kept me up all nighty singing bah bah black sheep! How ruuudeeee!..Just thought i wud also tell you tht i love you muchly spamhed and thnkyooooh for been the bestest best friend anyone could possibly wish for xxxx we shud deffo go clean the fire again sumtym (i love that face) oh an we havent done any lucy dancing in a while so maybe we should down wakefield road in the pouring rain with a french stick for old times sake tehe! an we could even invite falky(the tall guy) to join us much love darlin xxxxxxxx ...p.s how is ur fatty catty that got stuck in the flappy whilst wearing his favourite tutu?....(mr bean) "mummy why cant i kick my ball" hahaha

hey, no yew aint lol, am gr8 fankoo, yew? lol yeh, am still w8in 4 yew 2 take em lol

muahaha yess now eeeeeeveryone nos were married *smiles proudly* oooo the drum stick [: i am jealous hehe the twins...they sure are taking there time =0 chin uppp *pushes chin* muaha now yule always have chin upp...[: love yu wifeey xxx

muahaha mr williamson sure did like that note... if yu touch this your gay *throws in face* hahaha now your gaaaaay =0 muaha that means im not gay cos i touched it as well...[: weeee ahahaha we should go on a sailing trip one day... love yu katya xxx

damit! JANET! hehehe **does arm thing** touch-a touch-a touch me I want to bee diiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrttttty how gay

helloooooooo MY wifeey. how do yu do? i like the boldness. and the underlineness. [: its weee fun. sooooo... helloooooo yure wifeeey. xxx Mr Beere-Scales xxx

yeeeeah. [: stoopid frank...and stoopid giiirls. but yure not a stoopid girl. yure my accce wifeey. and if dares come onto yu...*shakes fist*. im the jealous type. [: we should attack elliot with the claw. hehe. =0 i have blood on my apple...=0. shoccking. hehe. elliots having a parteee. yeeeeey. im persuading him to let us me yu and bethany to stay over. . yeeey. and then we can be the beeeest. . love yu wifeeey. oxo

heeeey. hehe. pooor frank...he's shared for eeeveryone. [: and for the dogs to peeeeee on him. he's with derek now...but yure execting. =O yeeey. we better have twins this time...then we can have 1 each. . and shaare them. but no giirls...girls wil have to automatically be crushed...with the CLAW. . ooo. temple newsam was most fun. we will have to go back soon...with oreos this time. . we didnt have any. =O oreeos and tea...but yu can have the tea. i dont like it. . muchos love wifeey. oxo