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Joanne Ryan

I've caved..I'm on facebook. I hope youre all happy.

8/25/09 | me too! | Reply

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everybody wants a cup o' jo!
Me, Myself, and I
Please enjoy Joanne responsibly.

A Joanne a day, keeps the doctor away.

Cometh the hour, cometh Joanne.



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good old nelson..

cars:
muscle cars.....vrrroooom!
lifes ambition:
to be a charlie's angel!
hungry:
persistantly.
Did you know?
Everything ever can be divided into two categories: things that are purple, and things that are not.
men:
TYLER LEE HOECHLIN.
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Relationship status:
Down for Richard Ayoade

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  • its like some kind of universal truth!

    WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
    1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
    reason, that's ok.

    2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
    our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

    3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
    honestly believe we could do it too.

    4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
    a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

    5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
    floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its >>nobody's
    business.

    6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
    people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

    7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
    song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
    the geek next to
    us.

    9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
    profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of our fellow college boys should they be around

    10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
    overwhelming to us.

    11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

    12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it

    13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
    giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

    14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
    the floor.. or like the mop.

    15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

    16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

    17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

    18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home,
    we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
    quick nap.

    19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

    20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
    impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
    fault that we can't walk straight.

    21. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.

    22. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
    who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call
    each other the next day.

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[x] Name: Joanne
[x] Birthplace: cork
[x] Current Location: mo theach
[x] Eye Color: true blue!
[x] Hair Color: disputably brunette
[x] Righty or Lefty: righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: scorpio
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke i spose..
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: burger king(sorry megan!)
[x] Single or group dates: im easygoing
[x] Adidas or Nike: nike(sorry child labourers)
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: coffee?though i do enjoy foam...
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: on occasion
[x] Take a shower: mais oui
[x] Have a crush(es): teeheehee
[x] Who are they: not really.
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: ugh i suppose(its so teenagery!!)
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: yup
[x] Like high school: bleurgh
[x] Want to get married: ill probably fall victim to it
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: puh-lease
[x] Believe in yourself: and why wouldnt I?
[x] Get motion sickness: no way
[x] Think you are a health freak: even less of a way
[x] Get along with your parents: they feed me, thats all i need to know!
[x] Play an instrument: not anymore.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: do i look like i live in the past?
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: maybe..
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yeah why not
[x] Cried during a Movie?: oh yes!
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: guy from mulan yummers
[x] Had an imaginary friend: unfortunately theyre all very real
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: maybe!
[x] Been caught "doing something": possibly..
[x] Been called a tease: i dont \'tease\'..
[x] Been in a fight: not properly
[x] Shoplifted: gardai might read this!
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: must i?
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: i really hate numbers
[x] Number of CDs that I own: im even in pass maths
[x] Number of tattoos: none (real lol)
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 3,187,673,984 times.
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: 11. (not really)
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: deja vu!
[x] Your friends: to an extent
[x] Santa Claus: why would i question that?
[x] Tooth Fairy: i have my doubts at times
[x] Destiny/Fate: you make your own
[x] Angels: if westlife can do it so can i
[x] Ghosts: who knows?
[x] UFO s: not so much..
[x] God: he rocks my socks
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: you cant beat joanne \'danger\' ryan
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope!
[x] Do you like anyone?: i have some preferences
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: i should hope none, im a terrible example!
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: Bronagh
[x] Are you close to any family member?: kates?
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: i try to spread the love
[x] When have you cried the most: bambi(damn you hunter-man!!)
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: knowing people love you back
[x] Worst Feeling?: fear
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: yes
[x] Met someone: how are we talking here?
[x] Drove a car: van...hehe
[x] Talked on the phone: yes
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: blue
[x] Best hair color: dark
[x] Short or long hair: SHORT
[x] Best height: tall(over 6\', i aint petite)
[x] Best weight: happy go lucky
[x] Best first date location: somewhere that tells me something about him

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  • Lorraine McCarthy
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    Whens'a ur dolimio day?;)

    9/29/09 via Mobile
  • X Emer X
    luv X Emer X

    thank u:D :D :D x x x x

    9/16/09
  • Susan M

    I DIDN'T KILL THE CRANE FLY!:) :) :) ........ur rite I do feel proud!xox

    9/13/09 via Mobile
  • Susan M

    word......haha stork/heron.....potato/potato.....  :L xox

    9/12/09 via Mobile
  • luv Susan M

    does anyone else feel inadequate in our french class?:L xox

    9/11/09
  • Xoxniav Crowleyxox
    luv Xoxniav Crowleyxox

    i ave 2 say congrats...dat was subtle:L :L :L bt on a serious note....ehh HOTTIE??:Sshes no D lyk i suppose......lol!loving de skin btw...dats me in 60 years....rock onnnnn:D xxx

    9/10/09
  • Eoghan
    luv Eoghan

    No bother hehe don't drink it all at once :P you going to robs bday?

    9/8/09
  • Ellen Brown
    luv Ellen Brown

    Great, you well know that people were already suspicous about the two of us.... That comment pretty much confirms it, as if there wasnt enough fuel in that fire.. And how dare you dash my dreams of more exciting times in the country involving stable boys!

    9/7/09
  • Ellen Brown
    luv Ellen Brown

    Oh...My...God, You're even on this?!! Dont u have some sort of home to go to?.....why are u always around :L :L :L :L

    9/7/09
  • Ellen Brown
    luv Ellen Brown

    Well they do find it hard to reach the cupboards that are up high....bless them, they do try though! :L

    9/6/09
  • Cat O'Mahony

    OMG YHOO CANT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! i have no trishy either and i herd nikki isnt going back and sarah prob wont go either!!!:( :( :( :( :( :( :( jo ur always been a nerd and still played hockey!!!:D :D yhoo need a break from yhoor studies sports is the best way to relax!!!!!!:D :D

    9/6/09
  • Yvonne.
    Yvonne.

    is that sister norma on your skin :D ? x

    9/5/09
  • luv Susan M

    hehehehehhehehehe.......ur skin rocks:L :L :L xox

    9/4/09
  • Cat O'Mahony

    haha opse.... so ur wan was prop like hu da fuk so::L :L any news for me deary?? shall i be seeing u soon for training??

    9/4/09
  • Ellen Brown
    luv Ellen Brown

    The charleston?! Back in my day all we did was hold hands....whilst married! Kids today... Ha yes there may not be enough sticks in the world but there are enough chinese people...i shall order them to protect u :L They would never deny me my wishes...would u care for some expensive jewels too? I can have them to you by a click of a button...

    9/1/09
  • Eoghan
    luv Eoghan

    Yo! :D nah just yesterday, we were only there for an hour and a half, got a rather annoying speech alright... oh were they swine flu this and swine flu that :P whilst using you as an example of what the ol h1n1 does to people?? :P hehe don't worry about it you know where i live :P stop by whenever, or let me know if we happen to be heading to the same party :P hehe what are suggesting joanne! well i guess washing down straight vodka with vodka and coke might not look great on the cv.... :L

    9/1/09