elaine: michelle help me dunk padraic!!
me: im not jumping on the boy!! i dont know him!!
sophie: ill jump on him!!!!
me: WELL!!!!

can i observe you!?!?!?

gavan just finishes saying something....
padraic (totally calm): and theres a horse running through the carpark...
everybody else: WHAT?!?!
*horse trots towards us and then turns onto the main street!!*
us: okaaaaay then......

me to ciaran: if you dont get out ill kiss you (i was kidding!!)
zoom!!.. he legs it!!

sophie catch that wave!!!

*diarmuid and michael are missing and we're all looking for them for about five mins and then elaine goes to look in centra and they come back*
me (yelling at diarmuid): where were you?
diarmuid: we went to get coke!!
me: why didnt ye tell us where ye were going??
diarmuid: padraic gave us the money...
*i turn on padraic*
me: you knew where they were?!?!
padraic: uhh yeah......
gavan: diarmuid youre so dead when elaine gets back
me: uhh yeah and padraics next!!
*elaine comes back like a mad woman and charges towards diarmuid*
me: padraic knew where they were!!!
*elaine proceeds to attack padraic verbally and physically!!!!!*

yeah well youve got sophie in your bed!!!

theres a car in the horsepark.... oh shit!!!

*everything silent at night*
elaine: I WANNA GO SAILING!!!

GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BOAT NOW!!!!

me landing on sophies head when the boat capsized!! (SORRY!!) and padraic going 'ouch!! that hurt!!' no shit!!

R-EJ-ECT-ED..... REJECTED REJECTED!!!!

me: SWING HIGHER!!
gavan: i cant!!
me: bend your legs!!
gavan: i cant im too tall!!
me: psshh!!

michael asking me for money!! i dont know you!!!

elaine (totally randomly): i like BOYS!!!!

*they put out the spinnaker*
me: oh my god sophie look its PURPLE!!!
sophie: PURPLE!!!

padraic (to me): hold the tiller straight there for a second will you??
*i look at him like hes mental*
padraic: *sigh* actually no ill just do it...

*the boat about to capsize*
padraic: *sigh* here we go again!!

padraic: now we're going to tack..... NICE AND SLOWLY!!
*boat capsizes*
padraic: okay next time we do it fast!!

me: any really simple jobs for me that i cant mess up??
padraic: well you can help me fold the sail..... think you can handle that??
me: weeeeell.....

me getting squished on the spinny thing!!

mine and sophies near death experience on the ferris wheel!!!

SCOBEY VAMPIRES!!!!

henry the hedgehog!! never to be forgotten!!

elaine: ill wake up at nine... i always wake up at nine...
*next morning i wake up at quarter past nine*
me: elaine.. ELAINE ITS QUARTER PAST NINE!!
elaine: SHIT!! get up!!

its never shit.... is it??

sophie (to ciaran): do i have a mark on my elbow?
ciaran (pokes her really hard in the elbow): there???
sophie: ow.....!! yeah.....!!

elaine singing do you know and wake me up when september ends into her hairbrush!!!

"frollicking" on the beach!!

me: what kind of a name is cloudy anyway??
cloudy: oh its just a nickname..... my real names noodle!!

*cloudy and daniel sitting in their kayacks with their paddles in the air*
look im sailing!!!

cloudy: ok so dyou want to swap nationalities with me?
sophie: ok where are you from?
cloudy: wales
sophie: NO THANKS!!

sophie: i did the jig!!!
elaine: the jib!!
sophie: whatever!!

elaine: okay ill tell ye......... is what i would say if i was going to tell ye!!!!
me: grrrrrrr!!

elaine: i like boys
me: do du do du du do
elaine: i like them ALL
me: do du do du du do

elaine youre such a hussy!!!

me(in front of everyone): oh LOOK!! here comes loverboy!!
ciaran: shup michelle!!

me: awww look theyre sharing hoodies!!
ciaran: shup michelle!!

me: awww look theyre finishing each others sentences!!
ciaran: shup michelle!!

me chasing ciaran down the street and barely being able to stop!!

*me and elaine reading in bed*
jacques, jacques, jacques, jacques!! (its a song okay!!)

ciaran: GET OUTTA THAT

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.

Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.

Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.

Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.


1. coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine

2. black dress, with the tights underneath

3. when you refuse me you confuse me

4. someday, someday, someday oh-oh someday

5. tonight im gonna have myself a real good time

6. im still alive but im barely breathing

7. im lying here, on the floor, where you left me

8. give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction

9. listen... i woke up this morning and heard the tv saying something

10. i turn on the tap and run some water

11. oh green world, dont desert me now

12. well it rains and it pours when youre out on your own

13. im hot, youre cold

14. all i can ever be to you, is the darkness that we knew

15. some might say that sunshine follows thunder

16. theres a place we used to be

17. so 1-2-3 take my hand and come with me

18. come back sister now as fast as you can

19. how can you see into my eyes like open doors

20. did you see the way she looked at me

1. If someone says 'Is this ok?' you say...
dont trust me - 3oh!3

2. What do you like in a girl/guy?
new shoes - paolo nutini

3. How do you feel today?
signal fire - snow patrol

4. What is your life purpose?
we got the party - hannah montana and the jonas brothers

5. What is your motto?
hold on - jonas brothers

6. What do your friends think of you?
she falls asleep - mcfly

7. What do you think of your parents?
go let it out - oasis

8. What do you think about very often?
white horse - taylor swift

9. What do you think of your best friend?
girls just wanna have fun - cyndi lauper

10. What do you think of the person you love?
headshrinker - oasis

11. What is your life story?
bleed it out - linkin park

12. What do you want to be when you're older?
sorry - jonas brothers

13. What do your parents think of you?
fairytale - alexander rybak

14. What will you dance to at your wedding?
footloose - kenny loggins

15. What will be played at your funeral?
cry cry cry - johnny cash

16. What is your hobby/interest?
northern downpour - panic at the disco

17. What is your biggest fear?
the masterplan - oasis

18. What is your biggest secret?
nothing - mcfly

19. What do you think of your friends?
this house is a circus - arctic monkeys

20. What will be the subject of this blog?
BB good - jonas brothers