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niamh mccague

niamh mccague
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Me, Myself, and I
Hi.I'm Niamh.I'm 15 nd I'm from Monaghan.I'm in 3rd year in d convent.I cudn't b bothered 2 write neting else cuz I'm 2 lazy 2 nd duz ne1 actually read deez?
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Loadsa films, Dodgeball, Anchorman, White Chicks, Zoolander, Austin Powers, The Day After Tomorrow, The Final Destinations, The Green Mile, just 2 name a few
Books
Harry Potter nd The Da Vinci Code nd sum utha 1s dat i cant tink ov
Programmes
Little Britain, Father Ted, The IT Crowd, Friends, Lost, Neighbours, Desperate Housewives, My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle

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    • chavs!!!

      What's a chav's favourite sense?
      Sound

      What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
      Fathers Day!

      How do you start an argument with a chav?
      Speak!

      What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
      The burglar.

      What do you call a Chav in a box?
      Innit.

      What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
      Sorted.

      What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
      Safe.

      What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
      Innuinnit.

      Why are Chavs like slinkies?
      They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
      of stairs.

      What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
      The bride.

      What do you say to a chav at work?
      Can i have a big mac please?

      How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
      She is the most pregnant one.

      What do chavs use as protection during sex?
      A bus shelter!

      What do you call a chav with half a brain?
      Gifted.

      What do you call chavs with a brain?
      A crowd.

      When do chavs cross the road?
      When its safe.

      What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
      It dies of loneliness !!

      What do you call a chav in a suit?
      The accused

      Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
      One can read and one can write!

      What do you say to a chav in a suit?
      Will the defendant please stand

      What do you do if you run over a chav?
      Reverse just to make sure

      Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
      Mint

      0 Comments 355 weeks

    • 14 tings I h8 bout every1

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours?
      Do I point at my cr*tch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their a*se to search the entire room for theTV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
      F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
      Of course it is.Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it?
      Do people do this? Who and where are they?

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
      No t*sser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".Didn't really give me a choice there,did you sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
      Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
      If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

      8. When people say "life is short".
      what the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
      What can you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
      If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

      10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
      So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

      11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
      No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

      12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
      Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

      13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
      It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
      Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McT*sser.

      14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
      Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

      367 weeks

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    • Pretty.Odd.
      Pretty.Odd.

      join pls.... ^ ^ tnx.. xx blushie3e

      11/15/08
    • Gemma S
      Gemma S

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      9/29/08 via Mobile
    • Colleen Murray
      Colleen Murray

      hey niamh howr u??

      4/29/08
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    • Aimeei'M A Lidl Rebelmccague

      Written wit a pen Sealed wit a Kiss If ur ma fwend, Please answer dis: R we fwendz or r we not? U told me once, but I 4got! So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here 4 u. Of all da fwendz I'va eva met, u're da ones I won't 4get. N if I die b4 u do, I'll go 2 Heaven N wait 4 u. Show yo fwendz how much u care. Send diz 2 every1 u consider a FWEND, including da 1 who sent it 2 u. If it comez bak 2 u, den u'll know u have a circle of fwendz. Send diz tooo.. 0-2 peeps u r a Bad fwend. 3-5 peeps u r an OK Fwend! 6-9 peeps u r a Gewd fwend 10+peeps u r da bestest fwend ever!!

      7/11/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      soz but i only realised y u wernt on it coz ur doin d junior oh by d way gud luk !!!!!!!!!:) :) :) :)

      6/6/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      hey

      6/4/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      soz

      6/3/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      hello der

      6/1/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      hello tak 2 me sumtime

      5/29/07
    • Aimeei'M A Lidl Rebelmccague

      One Of My Fourteen Favourite Girls!!*** ♥..niamh!..♥ I love u to death and it's hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) Im obviously not a good friend *sniffs* I have a game for you. This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 females within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you" Please send this to your 14 FAV0URITE Gurliez. It has worked for years

      4/29/07
    • Orla
      luv Orla

      i wanna share the luv wit u

      4/10/07
    • Orla
      Orla

      heybabe...brendan...midget...i,m an outsider...hehe

      10/22/06
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      wel niamh it clas craic mite b goin to a fancy dress disco near halloween wat about urself!!..........:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

      10/18/06
    • Emma 'Butters' Sherry
      Emma 'Butters' Sherry

      hey nivvy!wazzup?cn u change me top 16 plz:) !

      10/10/06
    • Emma 'Butters' Sherry
      Emma 'Butters' Sherry

      hey neevy weevy!i like ur chav jokes!can i steal dem!!!???!!:P so wat u up 2?art 2mara ooo yeah except no JUNIOR CERT SHITTY!help!:L :L :L :L :L

      10/9/06