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King C

Wata load of old horse shit!!!

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  • Yeesss Laaaddd!!!



    I'm as sick as a small hospital
    She had a face on her like a well slapped ass
    Your' re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
    My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
    As funny as a burning orphanage
    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
    I feel like a boiled shite (hung-over)
    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
    As busy as the Dalkey dole office
    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
    As tight as a nun's f@nny
    I'm so horny I'd get up on a crackd plate
    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
    Up and down like a hoor's knickers
    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
    I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
    A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
    Jays us, she could breastfeed a crèche
    As fit as a butcher's dog
    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
    Not even the tide would take her out
    Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
    Daz wouldn't shift her
    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
    A sniper wouldn't take her out
    Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
    If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

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