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Jared Alec Fucking Munro


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About Me

Ride the snake! No mistake! Return of the Viper, Constrictor! Awake!!
Me, Myself, and I
If they frown upon the devil, we can change their mind,
We can use the brainwash to make them one of our Kind,
Our elixir never fails, and it won't this time,
Brainwash a clean slate for everyone's mind

Ok ok ok ok heres the Dealio! Im Jared, outgoing, slightly insane? mybe:P yeah my Best Mate is Jamie!! hes awesome in fact me and him are just a pair of crazy fuckers SPESHALLY when we're drunk:P which isnt often :( Im single, looking for someone, 17:P and straight;)
Anything else? then JUST ASK!!

Xbox LIVE Gamertag: LoVeS 2 MoSh
MSN: Just Ask me

Okay muther fuckers, heres the deal. its jamie here, and yes everything jared said is true, especially the insane part.. but arnt we all xD
He is my best mate, Moshers for life man, and the fact that most people think we are wierd doesnt bother us, well not me anyway :L . but that is one of the things that make us such tight mates.. peace . Jaxx
heres a link to my bands that i like coz i was sad enough to list them all AND count them:D comment please;) but its a lil bit of anything thats heavy and sounds good
Horror movies for the win, grindhouse shootouts, 70s and 80s B rated movies, stab-em-ups, shoot-em-ups, zombie gore fests, comedies, action, a lil bit of romance, Manga and anime, you name it its really a little bit of anything
StUfF ThAt ChUrNs My StOmAcH
Hate chavs, MC's, white people who think their black, scene kids are gay, music that has the same heavy guitar riff (Five Finger Death Punch for example) aaaaaand "dance beats" coz its annoying, not catchy choons and those chavs at the back of the bus that throws stuff and plays the music on their phone and FUCK I HATE THAT!!!
Sounds Of The Underground
...And no, not the Girls Aloud song. I was just asked the other day: 'Why the hell are you listening to Underground heavy metal? Strapping Young Lad are not as popular as Bullet For My Valentine you know..' Does that mean Strapping Young Lad suck? Nope. Didn't think so. He then imformed me that he likes Metallica, Bullet, Bring me the Horizon and Slipknot because they are popular. I say death to him!

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  • My life.... IN MYOOZAAAAAAK =D

    1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

    If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
    Undercurrent - Fear Factory

    How would you describe yourself?
    Soar - Primal Fear

    What do you like in a guy/girl?
    Head On To Heartache (Let Them Rot) - DevilDriver

    How do you feel today?
    A.D.I. - Anthrax

    What is your life's purpose?
    Digimortal - Fear Factory

    What is your motto?
    Fade - Staind

    What do your friends think of you?
    Lucretia - Megadeth

    What do you think of your parents?
    The Poison - Bullet Fir My Valentine

    What do you think about very often?
    Caught In A Mosh - Anthrax

    What is 2 + 2?
    Like Light To The Flies

    What do you think of your best friend?
    Bad Excuse For Daylight - Therapy?

    What do you think of the person you like?
    Murmaider II: The Water God - Dethklok

    What is your life story?
    Unhealer - Ihsahn

    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    To Detonate And Exterminate - Job For A Cowboy

    What do you think of when you see the person you like?
    In Your Face - Children Of Bodom

    What will you dance to at your wedding?
    Xul - Behemoth

    What will they play at your funeral?
    The Pittsburgh Syndrome - Soilwork

    What is your hobby/interest?
    Man Skin Boot - Lordi

    What is your biggest fear?
    Potters Field - Anthrax

    What is your biggest secret?
    Devlab V - Devin Townsend

    What do you think of your friends?
    Go Forth And Die - Dethklok

    Accurate... but i dont think Devlab 5 has lyrics

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  • Trivium - Ascendancy

    1. The End Of Everything


    2. Rain

    Every time I'm left alone
    My misery begins to drown me
    Tied by a rope of anxiety
    Thrown overboard

    As I'm pulled under the tides of this fast paced world
    I refuse to see

    Time will always be the thing that kills me truly
    Open these eyes waking from a dream feigning

    My lungs fill up with letdown
    Disappointment in self and everyone
    Expectations died in failure
    abandonment my unsavior

    As I'm pulled under the tides of this fast paced world
    I refuse to see


    Absolution at the sight of your demise
    I know what I must do
    Die choking on your every word

    Swallow every blasphemy

    Absolution at the sight of your demise
    I know what I must do

    Swallow every blasphemy
    Eat out your heart and make it bleed
    Tie the noose around my neck
    Make this life end

    3. Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr

    The face and the lips tremble as it rips
    Your breath quickening as heat rushes in

    Pull harder strings martyr
    Stop you cry that's a lie
    Flush gasping white reddening
    You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this

    It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
    Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings

    Clawing the skin each kill your weakness
    Annihilation your masturbation- tyrant, I'll burn you down

    STOP, you CRY, that's, a LIE!,
    You SMILE, and destroy it - it's time that we end this!

    It's. our curse, that makes this world so hopeless,
    Allowing, our, king to spread his genocidal wings!

    It's, our curse, that makes this world so hopeless,
    Allowing, our, king to spread his genocidal wings!

    My hands grip your throat I need your end
    Burned, staked, ripped apart- I avenge
    For every life you have taken
    I am here to repay You ask me oh God why
    'Cause I'm God that's fucking why

    4. Drowned And Torn Asunder

    Force-feed them your ways
    Dictate up a blinded swarm
    Society's afraid

    Declaration of rebellion
    We will not stand defeat
    Deconstructing their hold
    Our vengeance will be tenfold

    Our enemy will by drowned
    The opposing torn asunder

    Take all your lives back
    Arson all they create
    The time is now to lead the battle

    Declaration of rebellion
    We will not stand defeat
    Deconstructing their hold
    Our vengeance will be tenfold


    Deconstructing their hold
    Our vengeance will be tenfold

    [Chorus x2]

    5. Ascendancy

    All this life shrouded in a veil
    Of deception in association
    But now I will witness thee
    With unblinded open eyes
    Judas I bury you in your own blood
    You only held me down from what I was suppose to be
    Ascend above the ashes of the world I once knew
    Ascendancy is the only thing this will prove
    I spread the fuel with ire
    To incinerate all - Behold I rise - phoenix
    Ascend above the ashes
    Ascend above it all

    6. A Gunshsot To The Head Of Trepidation

    You starve your children on neglect
    Then feed their bellies with fear
    Concussion bat to the brain
    Witness to a battered mother

    Your abuse will end right here
    No longer will your family fear
    A gunshot to head of trepidation
    My promise if you ever lay a finger

    Just look at the scars you make
    Your terror makes your kids break
    A broken home just as you were raised
    With fist raised up to your children


    This battle is on all
    You've made beautiful
    Now hateful
    You wretched life wrecker
    Now suffer

    Open fire
    On the desire of the man
    Open fire
    With strife we'll strike down the hand
    (Open fire, build the pyre)
    If I can't make you see the damage you've made
    (Open fire, build the pyre)
    I'll make you wish you'd never been alive x2

    7. Like Light To The Flies

    Behold our beloved revels
    In tragedy (in tragedy)
    Self-denying avarice for bloodshed
    Behold hypocrite

    Those who run will be burned
    Those who run will be burned
    Those who run will be bu

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  • My Toon-skis

    Abigail Williams
    Airbourne *
    Amon Amarth
    Alice In Chains *
    Alice Cooper
    All That Remains
    Anatations of an Autopsy
    Arch Enemy
    Black Sabbath *
    Black Stone Cherry
    Black Tide
    Bullet For My Valentine *
    Bring Me The Horizon (first album)
    Cancer Bats
    Cannibal Corpse
    Cavalera Conspiracy
    Children Of Bodom
    Coal Chamber
    Demon Hunter
    Devin Townsend
    Dimmu Borgir
    Dismornia Mundi
    Faith No More
    Fear Factory
    Five Finger Death Punch
    Foo Fighters
    Heaven And Hell *
    Ill Nino
    Iron Maiden
    In Flames
    Job For A Cowboy
    Judas Priest
    Killing Joke *
    Killswitch Engage
    Lamb Of God *
    Lacuna Coil
    Linkin Park
    Lynard Skynard
    Machine Head *
    Metallica *
    The Mission
    Nine Inch Nails *
    Peter Gabriel
    Puddle of Mudd
    Queens Of The Stoneage
    Rumpelstillskin Grinder
    Sammy Hagar
    Scars On Broadway
    Serj Tankian
    Sisters Of Mercy
    Skindred *
    SOiL *
    Stone Sour
    Strapping Young Lad
    Sum 41
    System Of A Down
    Tenacious D
    Three Inches Of Blood
    The Black Dahlia Murder
    The Dillinger Escape Plan
    Ugly Kid Joe
    Van Halen
    White Chapel
    White Zombie
    Within Temptation

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Restless Natives

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Pretty much, yeah

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
haha!! my dad

4.Is that your natural hair color?
aye aye

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
3 =(

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
aye aye

8.Do you have any weird phobias?
Naw just spiders

9.Can you lick your elbow?
I did this one time... but that was an accident

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
broken leg, tops

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Haha!! play with my boobs ;)

12.Are you addicted to anything?

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Love it

14.What is your favourite room in your house?

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?

16.Do fish make good pets?

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Yes!! My neighbours dog ripped open my shoulder and now it clicks

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Nokie... something...

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Rebekah's mum's car back in april

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Pretty much... better than my dad anyway

23.When’ s the last time you showered
Last Night

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
not too bad... i should know, I tried

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?

26.Do you make your bed daily?

27.How many pillows do you sleep with?

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Play.com (it says Machine Fucking Head on the back)

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4 windows and 1 tab

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
I used to...

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Cant remember

32.Have you ever cut your own hair?
YES!! Mistake!!

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
hehe... yeah =P

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Inv... i would FLY!!!!! =D

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
i know most of them

36.Where does number one live?

37.Would you date them?
No, Im not gay

38.What do you think of weddings?
Great place to chatr up women and an excuse to dress smart ;)

39.What color of socks do you have on?

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
I have a scar on my eyebrow, an appendicitis scar, a small scar on the end of my penis (long story) scar on the back of my head... there are a few more but i cant be bothered to list them

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
not long... 10 mins tops

42.Have you bought anything today?
a big ole bag of Doritos

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?

44.In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes =P

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
Im not sure... im stuck between a model boat and a girls foot

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
i do not know but there are a lot

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
burger king, but i dont go often

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru!!

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
...I need to brush my hair...

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?

53.Lap top or pc?
PC AND Laptop

54.What color is your keyboard?

55.Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
yes... ouch =(

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
on purpose? yes...

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
if it amuses me if it happens to me then what do you think? =)

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
didnt have to

60.Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?

62.Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
no =(

63.Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?

64.Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
sort of... they made me a sandwich with fairy liquid... does that count?

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?

66.Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
naaaw thats just creepy

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
Xbox 360 controller

68.Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
Yes!! Sonisphere 09 =)

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
actually yes

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
not all of it of course

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
fucked if I know

73.If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
Red =)

74.How many tv's in your house?

75.Type your name using only your elbow...
jmnzafrdecxd (Jared)


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77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
not really no

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
I have my tonsils but my appendix are long gone

80.Favourite sports to watch?

81.Can you play Poker?
hell no

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
No =(

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
aaww not till November 18th =)

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lime is as good as lemon

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes! lol

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
hell no my parents are strict!

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Skeletonwitch poster on my door

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
My son Dooky... May he rest in peace... Although he is flushed down the toilet, his spirit, lingers on....

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Pork =)

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
none yet

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
nothing really, my first thought was "Cabbage? what the fuck?"

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
naaaah not anymore

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Punch them in the face

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
many times

100.How many times have you moved house?
many many times

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
... i have someone in mind...

102.Curtains or blinds?

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?

104.How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: nope
Are you scared of cockroaches?: nope
Do you get scared in the dark?: nope
What is your favorite day of the week?: monday maaaan!
Your dream car: fucked if i care =P
Your dream vacation: Turkey
In your next birth, you would love to be: drummer for a famous Death metal band =P
In your past birth, you must have been: Cliff Burton xD
Your favorite pizza topping is: everything xD
How many kids do you want to have?: dunno man!
Last TV channel you watched: Scuzz
What are you wearing right now?: hat, jeans, long sleeved tshirt and a hoodie
What do you wear at night in bed?: every so often, jeans. apart from that mostly boxers xD
Your favorite toy in childhood: Woody from toy story =d
How many teeth do you have?: 32
When did you last visit the dentist?: last month
Which toothpaste do you use?: active
Your preferred toilet paper brand: soft and cushiony
Three things you can: XBox, internet, and my iPod
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Demi ;)
Your dream celebrity date: Amy Lee
Do you believe in aliens?: yeah
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: yeah
Favorite cocktail: hate cocktails
Favorite fruit: apple
Favorite flower: rose
Have you puked at a party?: erm yeah
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: arm, back
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: yup yup
Do you cry easily?: nope
Do you swear a lot?: fuck no
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: face =P
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: never used one =S
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: noone used one on me =S
What: Sandwhich
What: Sandwhich or Jihad
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: not really no
The food you hate to eat: sprouts maaan
Your favorite breakfast cereal: toast =P
Do you have any pets?: 2 dogs
If yes, describe your pets: there white an hairy
Which is your favorite holiday?: turkey
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: no and iv been pretty fuckin Drunk
Ever been in a car accident?: been hit by a car.....
The boy band you secretly listen to: ......Carcass
The body part you would love to get pierced: eyebrow =P
When did you last diet to lose weight?: never dieted
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: turn off the alarm and go back to sleep
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: books
Are you in love with someone these days?: kind of =P
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: no not really

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  • luv Rizo.Ronaldo

    Jared I could challenge the fact u say ur straight. U do butt fuck male horses in the shower and it hurts after it. LOLZ

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  • Clarissa Nez
    luv Clarissa Nez

    HEY! :D How are you? (: 6 months? o: I've been on here sometimes :p Just uploaded some new pics of me :D So how you been? I got your request on facebook too (: xoxoxo <3

  • Jo-Dee Mellville
    luv Jo-Dee Mellville

    ehem , no i did not add u on bebo , it simply stalked my facebook and added u itself lol haha !

  • Miscellaneous Debris
    Miscellaneous Debris

    anyhoo fuck u buddy im outa here. oh yea Celtic frost is a must hear band

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    Miscellaneous Debris

    hahaha you got it in a 1a. but that was just that day i have met her since and its all good.

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    hehe a man never asks and a gentleman never tells

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    like i say i hate computers. im just looking for work online at the mo. anyhoo what you up to lil bro.

  • luv Katrina.

    Love 199. =)

  • luv Katrina.

    I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry!! xxxxxxxxxxx

  • luv Katrina.

    Dude, you are fucking amazing. I love how you can always make me happy again. =) Thank you. xxxx

  • luv Starstruck

    Hey how are uu ? xxx

  • Feebee.
    luv Feebee.

    aw, silly jared. it's bullshitoutof10@hotmail.com not on it much though, too cool for msn bruv. :L xxxxx

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    Lol, sorry i got really bored. And was on your page, and had spare love. (L)

  • luv Katrina.

    Heyyy, Random Love. (L) xx

  • Almariza Jane.
    Almariza Jane.

    lolol thank you :) i just read ur comments on my hospital photos n they made me laugh haha x

  • Almariza Jane.
    Almariza Jane.

    haha i know he is :D n he knows to lol he likes the fact that im a geek n play COD haha lol thank you :) um nt much tbh i dropped out of college n now i need a job but can get job seakers till april :( llaaaammmee but other than that literaly just plannin the rest of my life haha you? x

  • Almariza Jane.
    Almariza Jane.

    aww bless no if ur heart rules ur head ul fuck up cus its so irrasional but if its the mind then you always know what your doin n the mind controls evrythin its how you act on what you want rather than just gettin it lol i dno if that makes sence n i dnt want to go on about this cus i will for hours haha if you mean it its fine go for it lol lol me... aha im macin lol half way there hes planned our lives tho :/ lol its fine i mite be movin to the sea side :) DON!! n then to australia after to get a beach hut :D havent even got in his pants yet hahah that makes me sound like a slag, im not. lol but its goin good :) x