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Lizterry Jay

i cannot believe that my username cannot work only my fucking email address,

9/11/08 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble
Mine just stay still in one place
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace
Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute
And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
For he loves each and every little…bit
He says "stay as you are
You're the most beautiful by far"
As he gazes into my eyes…not my tits
POEMS
Danger!

I didn't chop my fingers.
They're just short and pink and fat.
I didn't chop my fingers
when I went CHOP, CHOP, like that!
I didn't chop my fingers
when I climbed up on the chair.
I've still got ALL my fingers,
and there's NO blood, ANYWHERE.

YOU might chop your fingers
if you play with Grandma's knife.
Just don't go in Grandma's kitchen,
if you want a peaceful life.

Grandma keeps the gate shut.
She won't even let you SEE,
all the poison in her cupboards,
and hot things for cooking tea.

She's got knives and forks and scissors, AND electric plug in toys.
And I'm not allowed to have them, 'cause I'm just a LITTLE boy.
When I get much bigger,
life won't be such a bore.
I'll have knives and forks and scissors,
AND a BLOODY HUGE chainsaw, galore!
Films
DEPENDS IF THEY LOOK INTERESTING.
Sports
NOT INTO SPORTS......
Scared Of
ARANYA'S AND MOCLES.
Happiest When
I WAS WITH MY FRIEND THE DAY BEFORE HE DIED
TURN ONS
GUYS WITH TATTOOS OR DREADLOCKS...
TURN OFFS
PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEIR sHiT DONT sTiNk....GUYS WHO ONLY GO FOR SKINNY WOMAN...GUYS WHO PLAY WITH WOMANS HEARTS....THAS NOT FAIR..

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  • INSULT THANG

    Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
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    If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
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    The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
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  • HELLO MISTER SINNER

    "Well, hello, Mr. Sinner,
    Yes, I recognize your face!
    Just come on in,
    I'm glad your Sin
    Has brought you to this place!"

    "What!? No, sirree! You can't mean me!
    There must be some mistake!
    You've got it wrong! I don't belong
    Inside this fiery lake!...

    "I went to church each Sunday,
    Why, I even sang in choir!
    Tithed ten percent! Hey, I'm not meant
    For everlasting fire!

    "I never swore! Gave to the poor!
    I stayed true to my wife...
    I certify that that's no lie!
    I lived a moral life!

    "Go check it out! I've been devout!
    By now it should be clear:
    I've been too good! Done like I should!
    I don't belong down here!"

    The devil leered, and smugly sneered,
    And took a spiteful stance:
    "You stupid man! You scorned God's Plan!
    He gave you every chance!

    "You filled some needs with your good deeds,
    You earned the folks' respect,
    Throughout your town and miles around,
    They loved you, I expect.

    "And deep inside, you burst with pride,
    You lived a sinner's dream...
    Your head held high, in every eye
    They held you in esteem.

    "I had you, friend ~ right to the end,
    You took that bait of mine:
    'I'm my own man! Forget God's Plan' ~
    You bought my favorite line!

    "You're all the same, you always blame,
    When all is said and done...
    I've heard it all, you cry and bawl,
    And curse God's only Son.

    "Through intellect, you all reject
    Salvation through The Cross,
    'Cause you're 'too smart' ~
    You close your heart!
    And that's your final loss!

    "Like all 'wise-guys' ~ in your own eyes,
    You're 'good-enough'...so, why...
    If good alone makes you God's own,
    Why did Christ have to die?

    "And, hey, my friend ~ God didn't send
    You here with me to dwell...
    You took the bait! You sealed your fate!
    You fool! ~ Welcome to Hell!"

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  • DEATH OF AN INNOCENT

    I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.


    I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.


    I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.


    I'm lying here dying, Mom. I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.


    I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
    He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank and I will die.


    Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.


    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave Someone should have told him,
    Mom, not to drink and drive. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.



    My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

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  • TO MY DAD

    I'm opening my presents in front of the tree,
    Dad, and I look over to your chair
    I look at the emptiness, Dad, the space,
    and become sad because you're not there

    Summer comes along with my birthday,
    Dad, and you aren't there with a big grin
    My competitions come and go, Dad,
    you aren...

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  • POEMS

    For Sean

    I wanted to
    kiss the
    bundles of stars
    in your face

    I wanted to
    smooth the
    rough edges of your
    skin
    weaved with mine
    so full of
    hidden pain
    and
    boyish innocence

    I wanted to
    melt into your
    warm white walls

    I didn't want to leave you

    the heavens watched us
    whi...

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