"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."....

"Insanity is doing the same thing every day, expecting different results."

From Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: "Do you have a joint man?
Mitch: "No, sorry."
Wooderson: "It would be a lot cooler if ya did."


From Reality Bites
Vickie: "Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!"

From Airplane!
Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
Elaine: "A hospital? What is it?"
Rumack: "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking"
(later)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
(later)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines."

From Ace Ventura et Detective

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!"

From Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery
Austin: There you are!
Las Vegas Tourist: Do I know you?
Austin: No, but that's where you are, you're there!

From Clerks
Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

From Cruel Intentions
Cecile: This iced tea tastes funny.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.

From The Breakfast Club
Bender: Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian: Umm, no, Mr. Johnson.

From St. Elmo's Fire
Alec: You fucked Kevin!
Leslie: You fucked many!
Alec: Nameless, faceless many!

From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Charlie: What was that we just went through?
Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.

From Jerry Maguire
Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."

From A League of Their Own
Doris Murphy: Where'd you get that dress?
Mae Mordabito: Borrowed it.
Doris Murphy: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
Mae Mordabito: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
Doris: Ohh! I don't know why you get dressed at all.


Jimmy: Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball.

From Mystery Men
The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us!

From Steel Magnolias
Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

Ouiser: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.


Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time.

Tommy Boy
Richard: Now remember, we don't take no...
Tommy: Shit from anyone!
Richard: No.
Tommy: We don't take no prisoners!
Richard: No, we don't take 'no' for an answer.

Tommy singing)Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat. (coat rips)

"I hope you're not intending
To be so condescending
It's as much as I can take
And you're so independent
You just refuse to bend
So I keep bending till I break."

"I've made a commitment
I'm willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment
I found what I need in you
Can't you just forgive me
I don't want to relive all the mistakes
I've made along the way."

"until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you. until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you!"