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  • Chuck Norris Jokes 2

    Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

    Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

    Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

    On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

    Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

    Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

    Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

    Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

    Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

    Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

    Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

    If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

    Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

    Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

    Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

    Chuck

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    2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

    3. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

    4. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

    5. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]

    Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if

    you're the right size.

    6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against

    me?

    7. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

    8. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

    9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

    10. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

    11. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or

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    12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    13. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

    14. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

    15. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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    17. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

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    20. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with

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    the first thing that pops up?

    27. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets

    there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

    28. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

    29. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

    30. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong,

    don't you like pizza?

    31. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

    32. I am a magical being, take off your bra.

    33. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

    34. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

    35. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

    36. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

    37. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

    38. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels

    NOW!

    39. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

    40. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

    41. NOW, BITCH!

    42. Say, did we go to different schools together?

    43. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with

    your clothes on?

    44. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the

    sky and put them in your eyes.

    45. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of

    buns.

    46. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile

    if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their

    laughter.

    47. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

    48. What do you like for breakfast?

    49. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

    50. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and

    tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your

    mother and thank her.

    51. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

    52. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    53. Wanna fuck like bunnies?

    54. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

    55. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

    56. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

    57. Your place or mine?

    58. Are you lost ma'am? Beca

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  • Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.



    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.




    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.



    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.



    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.



    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.



    Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.



    Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."



    Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.



    Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.



    Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.



    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.



    When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.



    Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.



    When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.




    Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.



    Chuck

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bedroom ;) haa

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45 euro

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ye

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this mornin

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
ya

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single sumtimes ;P

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ye ?

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2

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
america

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30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
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31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
last nite

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
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33. Do you find piercings attractive?
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34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
fly

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36. Where does number one live?
nurney

37. Would you date them?
no

38. What do you think of weddings?
um theyre weddingful

39. What color of socks do you have on?
white

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
ye

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
like 5 minutes

42. Have you bought anything today?
ye monster nd subway

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
ya

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
sex flavour !

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
night

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
all the time

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
well .............................................................................

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
like 4

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
dunno

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
never had either

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
sexy haa

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
ye

53. Lap top or pc?
lap top

54. What color is your keyboard?
black

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
ye hurts

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
ye but did it bak !

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
ye sumtimes

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
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59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
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60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
stripes ha

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worms

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
ye

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
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hilarious

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spearmint

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7 euro

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purple

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2

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88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
trampolines

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couch

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nope ha

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beef

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not yet ha

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
yes

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
fetish ha

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
nah

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
spray them with a different liquid ha

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
back and ribs !

100. How many times have you moved house?
twice

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
YOU!!!!!

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both

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
no ha

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