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Laurens' Jakey
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- Member since: March 2006
- Last active: 6/1/11
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- LJ
- Me, Myself, and I
- Jake ♥ Lauren xx
♥Lauren: Theres nothin more i could want.. than to be with her always...
- Music
- red hot chili's, muse, nirvana, creed, mika
- Films
- king kong, jonny english.
- Sports
- gym, squash
- Scared Of
- not much really lol (that could be a lie)
- Happiest When
- with my mates
- נαкєу ωαкєу ωσσ ωσσ
- Hacked jakey
i seriously cnt think of anyone cooler than us wen were together::fighting 2 be player one on xbox:: running to the car to be first:: leggin it throu a shopping mall down a slope to beat ya dad n he just stroled down the stairs tht cut straight throu:: whipping ur covers off u at ur nans n throwing em across the room so u was all cold:: when i straightened ur hair n flicked it up:...do i need 2 continue?? oh yeh 1 more thing wen i ripped ur trousers lmao!!
ILoveYouLoadsMYJakey-
LotsofLoveYour LizzieLoo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6.Would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?6 Comments 289 weeks
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Things i hate lol
I hate...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stared at the fucking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTos2 Comments 293 weeks
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heyyy whats up the latter forces or gases (in Occultism,
I am very alone
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Squadronnn, commee in delta squadd over. Ohh goddd, Tom was'nt at gym 2dai u will never knw the pain i felt Itt wasss lyk i had 'M' all to myself but all i wanted was T-O-M N-E-E-V-E-S Ohhh yeahhh. In the spirit Of COD and Resnov Tom would be proud. Well knw ive left this completely silly irreleavant comment i shall no depart with my night vision googles in search off TOMS house to do a stake out lool, because im not sad at all. Loveee Yhoooo Butt muncher who has moved into my house and shares all my clothes and virginity and byy tht i mean anally. xxxxx.
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♥Jakey♥
hey hows ur bag hahahaha lol wot u up 2? u gt MSN???
Wello hello there my far much gayerr friendd
Just thought id be cool and send u this rather buff pic off yho
Squadron yho are lookin rather gwd here i must say
But not as good as resnov the true master, no wait tht is GODDD TOM !!!! Havv sum forever dwindling butt scrotum anal Luvv xxxx.
ILoveYou xxx
ok.. ill never send u em ever again then
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member wen we big we gunna have OUR own knifes and forks (: xx
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Happy Valentines day my lil valentine
LoveYou xxx ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ kisskiss* Lauren n Jakey always xxx
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I ♥ You x
kl is my middle name butt munch
its MARMY not mummy god
chocolate mmm sounds... tasty
xxx LOVEYOU xxx MY Jakey XX
mmm tatsy cnt wait dnt forget we need 2 get ice cream and strepsils and thts it i think <3 haha half blind how rude ur half blind with 1 pair half of half is 1/4 so ull be quarter blind
Funny shizzle
ILoveYou xxx
hey hey Jakey Yes im eating ice cream outta ~Barbie bowl + now im eating a Strawberry split
not tht i like the taste of strawberrys
i no what i do like the taste of yh ok
as bolt is in 3D i hope we had 2 wear 3D glasses
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