Fake Friends And Real Friends
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

Name: Laura
Date of birth: 09/03/93
Birthplace: the JR
Current location: the bubble of a village south leigh
School: Wood Green
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour: Blond
Height: 5'7 i think....
Piercings: ears and my lip
Tattoes: nein but possibly when im older
Boyfriend: yarp <3 Chris <3
Best friend: the guys at the top of the page. quality people

FAVOURITES
Food: Pasta
Choc: dnt hav a fav as they were made to kill me lol
Number: 9
Colour: not really bothered
Animal: bunni
Drink: tea
Alcoholic drink: bacardi water melon.. alco pops all the way lol

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: cant really say not keen on either of them
Strawberry or watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Hot chocolate or coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or hug: love them both
Dog or cat: Dog
Summer or winter: summertime > gotta love it
Scary movies or funny movies: scary
Love or money: Im gunna have 2 think about this 1....

MY...
Bedtime: when ever..
Best physical feature: you tell me
First thought waking up: Fuck, what time is it?
Fears: ...injections-scare the hell out of me
Longest relationship: 1yr6months
HAVE I ...
Ever drank: hell yes
Ever smoked: did
Ever been drunk: i would be lieing so badly if i sed no..
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: yes - for good reasons
Ever shoplifted: No and i dont intend to.
Ever kissed opposite sex: well yes lol
Been dumped lately: nein

HOW DO I LIKE MY guys
Favorite eye colour: does'nt matter
Favorite hair colour: any really
Short or long: either
Height: Taller guys ofcorse
Looks or personality: a personality is nice but ya no if ur gd lookin it helps lol.
Hot or cute: a bit of both.
Drugs and alcohol: alcohol

RANDOMS
Number of regrets in the past: yer A LOT
What country do you want to visit: spain
How do you want to die: in my sleep...depressing thought
Do you like thunderstorms: can b scary but yer love em.
Get along with your parents: yer most of the time
Want to go to uni: yep i plan too
Do you smoke: did
Do you drink: maybeah.. lol too fucking right i do!
Shower daily: well yes duh
Do you sing: i attempt to
Want to get married: yes
Do you want children: yea one day
Have your future kids names planned out: what the hell...no
Age you wanna lose your virginity: haha 2 late
Hate anyone: not one but many lol

hellooo just thinking about to day ... why is there a "lemon matrix" i meen like what the hell?! really really stange.whilste doing this the majority of the time i was wondering how onn earth is this going to help me in the future o and exploding sheep another weird thing that keeps me wondering and to make things even more confusing cows explode too... i personally think that as we r doing the 1st world war in history it would seem poland did sod all through this period...i say that we bomb poland with a load of exploding sheep and cows < the whole exploding thing is something to do with combustion and as chris said to fix this problem all you need is a big rubber glove and a vet.lol ew