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Sian Bailey
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Condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line……….
· Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
· Tesco Condoms – every little helps
· Nike Condoms – just do it
· Peugeot Condoms – the ride of your life
· Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk
· KFC Condoms – finger licking good
· Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands
· Safeway Condoms – lightening the load
· Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
· Coca Cola condoms – the real thing
· Duracell condoms – keep going and going
· Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
· Burger King condoms – home of the whopper
· Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide
· FCUK condoms – no comment required
· Muller Light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
· Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile
· Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you
· Andrex condoms – soft, strong and very, very long
· Renault condoms – size really does matter!
· Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
· Ronseal quick-drying condoms – it’s dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
· Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!
· Heineken condoms – reaches the parts that other condoms just cannot reach
· Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the word
· AA condoms – for the 4th emergency service
· Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
· Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!!
. Kellogs comdoms - its gonna taste great0 Comments 334 weeks
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Life's Great truth's!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8 ) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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Being British!
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on A Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
Only in Britain ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance.
Only in Britain ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain ... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
DIET coke.
Only in Britain ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain ... Do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
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8/7/08 via Mobile
Karla Alyssa
howdy Wes This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane88red@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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Sal Paterson5/30/07Hey, What ya upto this weekend? Think i am goin to stay in and save some money...well try and stay in anyways!! xxx
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Sal Paterson5/25/07
Hey babes, Glad you had a good night, No sorry chuck , not tonight gonna chill and have a quiet one. So whats the goss.....i want all the details.xxxx
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Sal Paterson5/17/07
Have a good time on Holiday chuck. Dont get up to too muchtrouble.
U lucky cow!!! xxxx
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Sal Paterson5/4/07
Oh yea and who was that young lady?? Ye been good, been ill but feeling better thank god. Yea well I am meant to be staying in this saturday and just out sun but Hol is tryin to get me to go out and u know I can not say no to that cute lickle face
......so how was the drink?? xxx
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Sal Paterson5/3/07
Hello My love, what are you doing this weekend, giv us a txt or bebo me.had fun sat....love u!! xxx
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Bummer3/22/07Hello hun, omg was so funny watching that wot did kate thomas say?? and who is the guy who is putting them all on the web??. Ye i dont get why 8years later he has done it very odd!!. Im home next tues hun but have got plans for next weekend but we should all meet up and go for a drink in the week maybe??. You'll have such a laugh in aber im jealous!!!. I finish uni tomorrow so practically going out tnite,tomorrow,sat night then monday night going to c faithless in concert!!! so excited!!. Hows the little ones anyway hun will have to pop up n c ya wen im back bet they have grown so much now!!. WB lotsa love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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3/21/07
Bummer
Hello hunni!!! i have seen the you tube thingy hehe so funny!! im sure they are going to be well not pleased that it is on there!. Hows u neway huni?? night out i think wen im back?? have to catch up dude love u lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Sal Paterson3/19/07
Yes soz hun, I went to Kels for Dinner and forgot to txt ya back!! Yes some parts of it hurt but it wasnt to bad! I was really drunk, had to go home early cus kept fallin over in images.....hellish embarrasing!! xxxx
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3/13/07
lol. xxxxx