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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
How can i smile when i know were apart?
The sun may shine tomorrow but the sky will be dark.
While the blossoms bloom and children play.
I feel an empty feeling upon this new day.
I grew akin to your smile and your beautiful face.
I remember your smile when we got our new place.
You lit up the dark and made everything bright
But i messed it all up, though i tried to do right.
Now I'm sitting here with my friends grief and sorrow,
Thinking of ways i can move to tomorrow.
Perhaps loves not enough, not like in the books,
You'll always be Effy. ill always be cook.
2pac, eminem, slipknot, marilyn manson, akon, black sabath, iron maiden, dr dre, lamb of god, led zeplen, ac-dc, system of a down, Ozzy Osbourne, guns n roses, victoria bartlet, young offender, afroman, bob marley
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now this is a story of the irish pirates, patrick and kyle double teaming myley cyrus, one in the ass the other in the fukin eyelids, till she blind like helen keller killers like the aids virus, paddys a dick and has probbly pissed u off, told zach not to crash, called dannah a slut and told natlie to fuk off, but thats just who he is he dont mean no offence, we just have our fun at all of your expense, and mabye its wrong, maby we shouldnt do it, or mabye you mother fukas to damn sensative, shit, aiyyo paddy will tell you strait to your face if you set on this shit will rip you a new shit place, a new shit hole, you know?so dont push him, he killed a five year old once cos he would not shre his cushion, seriously hes leathel and evil so listen, fuk lynfield fuk the law and fuk liston

here you go paddy

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  • songs that remind me of people

    Matt - How come (Eminem)
    stephen - 2 of americas most wanted (2pac)
    victoria - Fairytale of Newyork (The pogues)
    dannielle - wonder why they call you bitch? (2pac)
    mom - dear mama (2pac)
    ronny - father and son(Cat Stephens)
    jason - Ometra (Lamb of god)
    ance - her comes my baby (Cat stephens)
    samantha - puke (Eminem)
    charlie - i love my dog (Cat stephens)
    Keith - purple pills (Eminem)
    keenan - guilty concience (Eminem)
    piggy - fuck you im drunk (The pogues)
    zach - tubthumping

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    its cause im black aint it?

    thats your oppinion...... but im right

    were probly gonna look back on this and laugh

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    ah yes but god is good

    im failing again

    I WAS IN THE WAR!!!!!!

    the guy who stabed sam?

    ya want the cock luv!

    yooouuuuuu fffffuuuuuck!!

    shhhhh you cant tell me off its the holidays

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    i meen you guys are fours but its just meen to call me a five!!!

    im atracted to her chest

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    I wasnt that wet


    can you take your balls out of their sack?

    you no ur a really nice guy, i''d really like to b ur friend

    im not sure if im a virgin or not i cant remember

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Your nickname: paddy
What color shirt/top are you wearing?: black
Name three things that are physically close to you:: wtf?
What is the last book you read?: the painted man
Are you or were you a good student?: no i was a ryt cunt
What is your favorite music album?: dnt rly hav 1
Do you enjoy sleeping late?: sumtyms
Whats the weather like right now?: plain
Who tells the best jokes?: i dont fuken no
What was your last dream about?: killing ppl
Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: no but almost
Do you believe in karma?: kinda
Do you believe in luck?: no
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what?: no
Are you proud of yourself?: with a kok like myn hu wudnt b?
Are you reliable?: onli 2 my friends
Have you ever given money to a bum?: gud old k road
What is your hobby?: drinking
Have you ever had a secret admirer?: if i new it wudnt b a secret now wud it?
Do you like the smell of gasoline?: yes
Do like to draw or paint?: kinda
Is your room messy?: fuk yeah it is
What is your favorite fruit?: apples
Do you give in easily?: no
Are you a good guesser?: kinda
Can you read other people: yup
Are you a bully?: sumtyms
Do you have a job?: no
What time did you wake up this morning?: 3 a.m
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: chiken shnitzel
When was the last time you showered?: this mornen
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: catching a plain 2 galway
Your favorite day of the week and why?: fridays cause i no i gt a whole wknd infrnt o me
What did you last wear at a costume party?: i duno
Have you ever done scuba diving?: no
What is your least favorite color?: orange probebly
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: yeah ance, piggy and my dog, im rly missing u guys
Would you ever go skydiving?: yeah
What toothpaste do you use?: duno
Do you enjoy challenges?: sumtyms
The worst injury you have had?: duno
The last movie you saw?: the hangover
What do you want to know about the future?: i duno
What does your last text message say?: i duno
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: my auntie mary i think
Your favorite school subject?: drama
Your least favorite school subject?: maths
Would you rather have money or love?: love
What is your dream vacation?: duno
What is your favorite animal?: dog
Do you miss anyone right now?: ancella, elisabeth, kok, piggy, my dog and matt
The last sporting event you watched?: rugby
Do you need to do laundry?: no
Do you listen to the radio?: not usually
Your favorite TV talk show?: i dnt hav 1
Your dream car?: 2006 corvette
Have you ever caught a butterfly?: no
What color are your bed sheets?: white
What is your ringtone?: i duno
Who was the last person to make you laugh?: i duno
Do you have any obsessions right now?: vampires and cowboys hahaha
Do you like things that glow in the dark?: no they fuk me off
Whats your favorite fruity scent?: i duno
Do you watch cartoons?: yea sumtys
Have you ever sat on a roof?: yup
Have you ever been to another country/continent?: im in anudda country/continent atm
Name three things in the world you dislike: fat ppl, pedos, ppl hu string ppl along
Name three people in the world you dislike: tanvi, delany, amanda
Has a rumor even been spread about you?: yup
Do you like sushi?: nope
Do you believe in magic?: nope
Do you hold grudges?: yup
Who is your favorite person?: chuck norris
Best female friend?: victoria
Best male friend?: kok/piggy
Hyper or laid back?: both kinda
Dressy or casual?: casual
Favorite rappers?: 2pac/eminem
Favorite female singer?: the chik frm evenesence
Did you enjoy this survey?: no

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: no
Are you scared of cockroaches?: no
Do you get scared in the dark?: no
What is your favorite day of the week?: fridays
Your dream car: 1973 corvette stingray
Your dream vacation: i duno
In your next birth, you would love to be: a
Your favorite pizza topping is: meatasaures
How many kids do you want to have?: 2
Last TV channel you watched: chanal 2
What are you wearing right now?: a jaket a shirt sum nlack jeans and sum black gloves
What do you wear at night in bed?: nuthing
Your favorite toy in childhood: my dragonball z toys
How many teeth do you have?: i duno
When did you last visit the dentist?: few years ago
Which toothpaste do you use?: colgates
Your preferred toilet paper brand: i dont fucken no
Three things you can: woman, food and leather
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: a realy, realy hot chick
Your dream celebrity date: is it gay to say brad pitt? na jokes emma watson
Do you believe in aliens?: yes
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: kinda
Favorite cocktail: i duno
Favorite fruit: apples
Favorite flower: dnt have one
Have you puked at a party?: yup
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: back - my brothers cross. my right arm - my fathers dragon. and on my left arm one half of the synott crest and one half of the balderston crest with a whit angle wing cuming out of the synot side and a black devil wing cuming out of the balderston side
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: to avoid school yeah
Do you cry easily?: no
Do you swear a lot?: yes i fucking swear alot
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: pussy
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: i duno
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: i duno
What: puta
What: dnt really hav 1
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: yes
The food you hate to eat: vegies
Your favorite breakfast cereal: i dnt hav 1
Do you have any pets?: a dog and a cat
If yes, describe your pets: a black and white dog and an obnoxiosly large tabby cat
Which is your favorite holiday?: haloween
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: many many times
Ever been in a car accident?: almost
The boy band you secretly listen to: none wat the fuck
The body part you would love to get pierced: my eybrow
When did you last diet to lose weight?: iv neva deited
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: take a piss or have a smoke
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: no
Are you in love with someone these days?: yup
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: fuck yeah i wud
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yes
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: im not wering any
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: i dont have a favorite fucking underwere brand
What is your favorite denim brand?: i dont hav 1
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: i duno
Your first cell phone was: a 3g of sum sort
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: talk
Are you a sensitive person?: no
Would you go for a one night stand?: hell yeah
The romantic movie you like most: i dont lyk any ya no this is a really dum survay
The action movie you like most: brave heart
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: yup
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: wen me batman and zack went to jupiter to fight the dark slug lord kumbasta
Which newspaper do you read daily?: i dont
The magazines you like to read: porn
Your first job was: burning rubish 4 a furniture store
Did you have a best friend in school?: i dont go 2 skewl
Which email service do you use most?: i dont
Have you ever walked to save money?: yes
Where do you shop for clothes?: different places
What was your pocket money as a kid?: i was a pohara kid
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: depends on hu it is but yeah
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: no
If yes, do you have too much free time?: no
One memory you wish you could erase: theres heaps
Any sport, you are really good at: not reallly
In your purse, you keep a photo of: i dnt have a fukn purse
Do you take any medicine daily?: no
Have you ever lied about your age?: yes
The last person you kissed was: i cant remember
The last country you visited: auzy
Do you need music while you are studying?: i dont study
A song you loved as a kid: sing for the moment
Any kiddie song you still remember: nope
Habits you hate in others: i duno
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 1 its just really shit
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: i duno
Do you brush twice a day?: no
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: i usualy jst put on my pants and get up and sumtyms i dnt even do that
Are you a day person or a night person?: night
Your favorite cartoon character: elvvis from m.a.r
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: many times
Any word or sentence you repeat often: obnoxios, fair enouph
Describe your computer monitor: white with a screen
One book you are dying to read: im not
One movie you are dying to see: once again im not
One music album you are dying to hear: fuck im not dying to see anything
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: i duno
Don: the person hu made this is a complete fuckwit and if i ever meet u ima fucken knock you out, you have no life and shud burn really painfully, you obvioisly want the quiz to be stupid so u must really be dwn on urself, fuck up and go dye

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Song that always makes you sad: father and son
Last thing you bought: 15 chicken nibles with $2 chips
Last person you argued with: me mom
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: umm i duno
One of your nicknames as a kid: puta
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: no
Favorite day of the week: saturday
Favorite Sundae topping: hot chocolate
Did you take Piano lessons: no you fuck
Most frequent song played: wonder why they call you bitch
TV show you secretly enjoy: dragonball
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: basketball
Date someone older or younger: yes im dating someone younger
One place you could travel right now: i cant travel anywere im poor
Do you use umbrellas: no if it rains let rains the weter ther beter ;-)
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: yup
Favorite Cheese: duno
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: neither they both suck
Blondes or Brunettes: blondes
Best job you ever had: working for my old man
Did you go to your high school prom: i havnt had one yet
Perfect time to wake up: 11.00
Perfect time to go to bed: 4.00
Do you use your queen right away in chess: i dont play chess
Ever been in a car accident: no
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: mom
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: babe
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 60's
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: my money shoes
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: i got my trench coat when i was 12 if that counts
Were you in track and field: wtf
Were you ever in a school talent show: no
Have you ever written in a library book: yus
Allergic to: nuthen
Favorite fruit: apples
Have you watched sex and the city: no
Baseball hat or toque: b-ball hat cause i dont no wat a toque
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoo
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: dry
Pen or pencil: fuck i duno
Have you ever gambled at a casino: no
Have you thrown up on a plane: na
Have you thrown up in a car: yup
Have you thrown up at work: no
Do you scream on roller coasters: no
Who was your first prom date: i havnt had prom yet
Who was your first roommate: stephen
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer
What was your first job: burning rubish
What was your first car: havnt had one yet
When did you first go to a funeral: when i was 7
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 12
Who was your first grade teacher: duno her name
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: about 9
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: eathen aand kinda i guese
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: havnt moved out yet
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i dnt call any1
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: hvnt been1
What is the first thing you do in the morning: take a leek
What was the first concert you attended: havnt been 2 1
First tattoo or piercing: none
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: ireland
First celebrity crush: emma watson

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[x] Name: paddy
[x] Birthplace: aux
[x] Current Location: newlynn
[x] Eye Color: brown
[x] Hair Color: brown
[x] Righty or Lefty: right
[x] Zodiac Sign: virgo
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
[x] Single or group dates: single
[x] Adidas or Nike: cheap asian store!!!!
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: beer
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yes
[x] Take a shower: yes
[x] Have a crush(es): i have a girlfriend?
[x] Who are they: darine
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: yeah
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: wat the fuck is that
[x] Like high school: no
[x] Want to get married: no
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: aye?
[x] Believe in yourself: im her arnt i?
[x] Get motion sickness: i dont no wat that is
[x] Think you are a health freak: i smoke, drink, smoke dope, eat greasy foods and sweets, no i am not a health freak
[x] Get along with your parents: no
[x] Play an instrument: no
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[x] Flown on a plane: yup
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: yup
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yeah
[x] Cried during a Movie?: wtf no
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: yeah
[x] Had an imaginary friend: yeah bobs sitting next 2 me right now lol na yeah wen i was lil
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: fuck ivv had sum hot teachers aye
[x] Been caught "doing something": sex knda, wanking yes, smoking almost, drinking yes, fuck thez quizes need 2 b more presise fuck this suttelty shit
[x] Been called a tease: yeah
[x] Been in a fight: yeah
[x] Shoplifted: yeah
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: im on my 10th
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 0
[x] Number of CDs that I own: there all burnt but 1
[x] Number of tattoos: 0
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 0
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: a fucken lot o things
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: thats the second time i been asked that on this quiz
[x] Your friends: thier not all imagionary just bob and stephen
[x] Santa Claus: he touched my willy once :(.......
[x] Tooth Fairy: she did too :)
[x] Destiny/Fate: and both of them
[x] Angels: one of those too
[x] Ghosts: it tryed but failed
[x] UFO s: u dnt even wanna no my experiance with them (never again)
[x] God: yeah hes a mate o mine, this bloke nos how to thro a gud party, this onetime we went in2 town with hitler and the devil, night ended with the devil naked and hitler in a nurses outfit spooing in vermont while me and god had 13 beutifull woman each it was a brilliant night
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[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: perhaps bill
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
[x] Do you like anyone?: yes
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: fucking stephen
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: josh probley
[x] Are you close to any family member?: kyle and krystal i guese
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: i change alot
[x] When have you cried the most: duno
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: i duno
[x] Worst Feeling?: wen u c sum1 u love b hurt by the 1 u h8 the most
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: yes
[x] Met someone: yes
[x] Drove a car: no
[x] Talked on the phone: yes
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[x] Best eye color: blue or green
[x] Best hair color: blond or brunete
[x] Short or long hair: long
[x] Best height: 5\'10,5\'11
[x] Best weight: duno
[x] Best first date location: i duno

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FIRST SCHOOL: countie mayo

FIRST CELL PHONE: 3g sumthing aratha

FIRST FUNERAL: my great aunties



FIRST FIGHT: when i was 3



FIRST JOB: havnt had real 1 yet




LAST CAR RIDE: when my granddad died las year i think

LAST TIME I CRIED?: when my granddad died las year i think

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: jonny english

LAST FOOD I ATE: pork and potatos

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: an iceblock and drink

LAST SHIRT WORN: plain white baggy shirt


LAST TEXT MESSAGE: to my moms mate

LAST THING I TOUCHED: um the keybord you dip shits

LAST FUNERAL: my grandads

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: on thursday trying to get cosmo a gf he failed so epicly at it



LAST THING I DRANK: tropical cordial

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: nun o bebos busness


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  • BaeybeeGurl
    luv BaeybeeGurl

    im back up till july then im off back to tha kay... gve me a txt

    5/18/11 via Mobile
  • BaeybeeGurl
    luv BaeybeeGurl

    hey paddy long time no hear heas a heart jusd cause i kahn!! give me a tet im moven back up tah aux b guhd too get onit age n haha!!

  • . Hazel .
    . Hazel .

    I just pulled $859 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://goo.gl/g4mqA Your going to be so happy!

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Y r what/who here? where? ahhh I', confused I dunno what i said...lol. You should come....Next weekend! x

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    It's all good eh. Missing my lil kids though. They in England. So I get quite bored. When you comin to see me? =P xx

  • The Ace Of Spades
    luv The Ace Of Spades

    check your mail you twat

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    hey, haha my net is down at home too. so i'm being cool at the library! =] Happy Easter to you too!! A bit late... X

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Will Do. =] what you been up to lately>? x

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Like, the weekend after easter. x

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Second weekend of holidays?? I think I shall be here. xx

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    That's why you should come. Lol. x

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Fun fun. Yeah, you should come to pakuranga!! =P x

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    hey, yeah true. not a lot aye. just school and all. you? xx

  • luv Ance.

    assface :D xx

  • Ms Morris
    luv Ms Morris

    omg is dis paddy lol im great annd yu wow lol surprise suprise hehe ♥ ♥ ♥

  • Sántá Hernandez
    luv Sántá Hernandez

    mate! come to a party. its at tui glen reserve...its a park behind west wave. 7 pm friday. bring lots of people.

  • Kirsty.

    good, you?

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Haha, nah. We always do! Yeah, like same here! But that's okay. Luv = gud! :P xx

  • Kirsty.

    it was a joke man

  • Elisabeth B
    luv Elisabeth B

    Not much, went into town today. And went over to my mates and hungg out.. Yeah, about to eat dinner...:) Yip that's about it. xx