---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
> This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
> person possible... better than all of these other
> months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
> in everything. Active in games and interactions.
> Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
> organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
> though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
> yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
> kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
> ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
> delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
> Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
> joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
> always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
> Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
> Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
> person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
> colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to
> dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
> emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
> Sensitive.

--Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

--Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

--I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

--Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

--All those curves, and me with no brakes........

--If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

--I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day

--I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen -one?

--Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

--There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

--If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

--I'm like a tropical island: hot exotic and open for tourists

--I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

--How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

--My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

--You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

--Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be.

--I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

--Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

--I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

--You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

--Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

--Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

--You got more game than a playstation