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- Me, Myself, and I
- Jaybus its been a while since i changed this thing so here goes................o crap........nothing new same old same old....................
- Music
- A bit o anything really. Depends on what mood im in.
- Films
- Pulp Fiction, Resivor Dogs, trainspotting, Shawshank redemption, Saving Private Ryan, Castaway, the green mile.
- Sports
- noting much apart from kayaking and cycleing out of nessity. should have my own boat soon so should be really able to improve that aul kayak skills. heres hopen anyway
- Scared Of
- whats under my bed........no seriously there could be anything in there. Also terrified of sniff testing dirty socks, if in doubt, DONT SNIFF EM
- Happiest When
- Not in work, or college, tis pretty sweet
- Funniest Moment Ever
- Watching a friend (who shall remain namesless, you know who u are) falling into a shallow river and getting soaked. It was one of those mastercard moments. Priceless
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Classic DVDcollection
OK im goin to stop copyin dvds and get me a collection of good classic dvds. Give me a hand Please. I want suggestions of movies like the ones below. As ye can see, i like war movies. What i have so far is:
Micheal Collins
Full Metal Jacket
Memphis Belle
We Were Soldiers
The Last Samurai
Forest Gump
Twelve Monkeys
Fight Club
Tigerland
Shawshank Redemption
Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers - Extended Edition
Band of Brothers Box Set * thanks michelle
Resevoir Dogs
Black Hawk Down
Troy
Tora tora tora
Father Ted Box set
300
Die Hard 4.0
Saving Private Ryan
Tora Tora Tora
Pulp Fiction
Castaway
Ronin
Apollo 13
South Park movie
Transformers
Suberbad
Dara O Briain
Ed Bryne
Ordinary Decent Criminal
What i need is:
Braveheart
Trainspotting
Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition
Lord of the Rings - Return of the King - Extended Edition
Wanted
South Park Seasons
Family Guy Seasons1 Comment 299 weeks
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The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
The Beer Dump - Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days.
The Chili Dump - Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili dump stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield.
The Cable Dump - Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, "DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?" you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself.
The Latrine Dump - In case you didn't know, a latrine is a hole in the ground with a tent around it where soldiers, boy scouts and flies go to dump. Tip: Don't ever, ever look in the hole.
The Mona Lisa Dump - This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make da Vinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far.
The Empty Roll Dump - You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.
The Splash Back Dump - You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed.
Tip: Blot instead of wiping.
The Aborted Dump - You are in mid-dump when the phone rings. What do you do? ABORT! Pinch it off, go for the phone, and save the rest for later. It isn't pretty, but you've gotta do what you gotta do
The Caesarian Dump - Pain, that's what this dump and childbirth have in common. Its simply a case of too much dump trying to go through too small a hole, and there's no obstetrician to help.
The Alfresco Dump - Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of brownies or a patch of poison ivy.
The Childbirth Dump - This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
1. Scream
2. Call an Obstetrician
3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
The Tijuana Trot Dump - The phrase "Sh*t Happens" really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own por0 Comments 303 weeks
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You get smooshed by a giant baseball, everyone laughs. You get pinched by a lobster, everyone laughs.
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Sadly, what everyone believes to be an aptitude for slapstick comedy is just really bad luck on your part.
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Hey Wobby! Long time no speak! Just beboing to invite you to Lloyd McGree's "surprise" 21st next Saturday 2nd of May in Kilkenny Inn Hotel, Kilkenny @ 8pm, hope to see you there!
well dickhead,
how ya gettin on bein bac in college no more sleepin in r dossin ha ha welcom bac 2 d real world
Brian wats the craic wit ya man?wat ya doin wit urself these days?
well shithead bout time u added me
heard dat alrite well 4 sum
sur i don't mind i wud b down ta ya in 40mins, go 4 a drink
miller mmmmmhhhhh
i will c wat me head like 1st thou after thurs nit in thurles.... fancy dress...
u not cumin home next week?
hey coz u around fri must call down ta ya.
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well lad how u keepin, long time no c, i hear u got an ear full off of ann maire
must go down ta ya sum nit 4 a few drinks
well im not sure about d write up now! but deffo d flash r photohop r watever it was ya r doin!
as far as i no it dosnt ave 2 be handed up until d 4th! im in dar everyday anyway wat num is ur house?? ill call in wen im headin in on monday r tuesday! i ave fuck ill write up done now 2 be honest only about 4 pages! but i ave been doin weekly reports!
ah yeah well as far as i no we ave 2 ave a prototype of wat wer r makin, mine is a flash vid which lasts about 3 min! aprox! ah im also workin on a presentation which describes what ive done an iv collected sum bits o text and wrote up stuff on multimedia (IT) an how it benifits in d work place an what not! as far as i no we have to give a demostration of what it is we ave created i.e. my flash vid! ya no i ave 2 show up an tell em a bit about it! but i cud be wrong we mite just ave 2 cook indain food 4 dem!
hi brian Just wanna invite ya 2 myself n margarets 21st party lennons bar durrow sat 2nd august hope 2c u der bring as many as u want
hey brian my 21st is on in urlingford in 2 weeks (11th) hope u can make it....