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Diarmuid Ó Maolalaí

Didnt I say Obama would fuck us up?

5/6/09 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
Good Lord, that helicopter is a raccoon!

Isn"t the world a terrible place. I bought a french phrase-book a few days ago and in the "Vital Phrases" section it had "Tu a de SIDA?" which means basically "Do you have AIDS?". If you need that as a vital phrase your country has serious problems.
I am so gay, i like little boys

90% of the time, when someone types lol, they're not actually laughing out loud. Scientific fact.

I"ve just realized that since no-one reads this I can use it to place subliminal messages:D on"t hit Diarmuid. Instead, give him all your money and anything you posses that is of value.

Everyone! This is important! Stop liking Snow Patrol!!!
The Other Half Of Me


gary likes metallica, system, and...cake, probably

Unlike the people who say that they dont care if you dont like their music, i care very much and will go and cry in my room if you say anythig about it... The View REM, System of a Down, Eminem, Radiohead, Greenday, Weird Al, Tenatious D, Metalica, Rage Against the machine, Queens of the Stone Age, Nirvana, Oasis(I only found out they wrote Wonderwall a while ago. Im sorry for neglecting it...), Thin lizzy, The Arctic Monkeys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Clash, My Chemical Romance...they're actually pretty good, Queen (I know it"s a cliché but I love Bohemian Rhapsody), Pearl Jam, Ash, The Hold-fucking-Steady (Why doesnt everyone know them?), Cold War Kids, Bloc Party(The best moany band i know), Delentoros, Hole, the Flaming Lips, Panic!at the Disco(fucking catchy songs. im actually humming one now while i listen to radiohead), billy bragg, calvin harris, THE FRATELLIS(they make me want to dance like a retard
Munich, Predetor 1+2 Alien, The Hole, black hawk down, team america Resevoir dogs(even though Ive only seen half of it) Hollow man, Bullet Proof Monk (Cause what other film has a magic buddist killin nazis so they wont live forever.Seriously.I"d have trouble naming one), It (Evil clowns rock! [worst ending ever]), Full Metal Jacket ("If he runs he"s a VC, and if he stands still he"s a well disciplined VC"), Jarhead, AND THE BEST FILM IN THE WORLD <DRUMROLL> Borat: Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan, and, with the runner up, Southpark:B igger Longer Uncut.

Theres also pans labyrinth, which absolutely rocked monkeyballs.
Vampire Weekend
Are shit.
Snow Patrol
Has anyone else noticed that Snow Patrol arent as good as everyone seems to think? I mean, Chasing Cars has to be the most annoying song I"ve heard in a long time, and it gets played so much I"m starting to think the worlds got a soundtrack...It sickens me. And they beat so many better bands at every award ceremony they"ve been to. The lead singer has a more annoying voice than the singer for Radiohead, who can really grate across your nerves when he sings...but he"s nothing compared to Snow Patrol. It"s an awful shame the car they were chasing didn"t drive over them while they were laying here. Please tell me someone else has noticed how absolutely awful they are! Please! I feel like im pissing into a hurricane here...
Speaking of the vaguely annoying, why dont more people like The Hold Steady, their one of the best new bands ever, and when I tell people about them they assume it"s just a big emo band.
Snow Patrol
And thats only cos I also like Mcr, who arent even that emo any more. What the fuck is emo about listening to the radio and getting high on you winnings at the horses? Good music to cut yourself to, I dont think!
Although, that said, I dont particularly like bands where the successful, talented, good-looking singer is singing about how hard life is on him and how unhappy he is. it just makes me sick. Sick and disgusted. And while we"re on emos, I really dont like the way rockers and Metalheads go on about the dirty looks they get given and how shallow people are and then start giving out about chavs and scangers every time they see them(Not pointing any fingers, Deargh). It"s incredibly annoying, just stop it.

And Joe, Snow Patrol are sound like...have you ever heard a dog with diahorrea? Well it whimpers in the same tone as the singer sings. Oh, an i dont really like dance music either, but i think thats a given.
My Big List of Grieviences
This big long thing has now been renamed Diarmuids Big List of Grieviences... I may have made a breakthrough on the reason why people like Snow Patrol(and now those other guys who basically repackaged Snow Patrol by throwing in a piano and a baldy guy, The Fray) Hospital programmes. ER, Grays Anatomy and even Scrubs(beautiful Scrubs) have started playing these slightlty sad songs every time someone dies or something bad happens on the programme.(not that i watch the second 2...i just happened to turn on the telly at the right time! honest!) They dont even have anyhting to do with death! Chasing Cars is a love song, and How to Save a Life is about depression. So why play it when someone dies of cancer they play it...why not play Cancer, by mcr, which is at least about the fucking disease!! I just dont understand it.
All the songs they sing for those shows sound exactly the fucking same.
My Big List of Grieviences(cont)
They just have a male singer singing in a womans voice to a do, doo dadidoo tune with meaningful pauses thrown in to hide the fact that the guy who wrote this plonk keeps falling asleep mid-lyric. And then I was told to stop being so depressing for listening to a song by System of a Down that just screams "BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTA!" Which has to be much less depressing than the funeral tunes that The Fray and Snow Patrol grind out. Ive actually inventer a new game to make things more interesting when they come onto the radio. I try to work out which song it is and which band it is before the songs over. I know it doesnt sound all that complicated, but belive me, its incredibly difficult. I mean, considering how identical the songs sound. That is the one thing i balme Pete Doherty for. I dont care about the heroin or any of that shite, but if that bastard opens the door any further for bordom by music bands like these, i WILL hunt him down. And kill him and drink his blood. And th

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  • Ten reasons to hate Vampire Weekend

    1: They have songs about people with names like Walcott and Blake. For fuck sake, those are barely words.

    2: They sound like Paul Simon, only without any of his dark edginess and avandt-gard style.

    3: Fucking afrobeat.

    4: The drummer talks about the mundanity of his job. He's living something that most of us can only dream about and he calls it work. Bastard.

    5: Every song sounds exactly the same, with some clean guitar, positive bass and two-note drum, with that prick of a singer emoting over the top about the fucking Spanish Armada.

    6: Fucking afrobeat.

    7: Cardigans all the time.

    8: They refuse to go near any of those "rock band cliches". Like good songs.

    9: The smug fucking head on the singer.

    10: Fucking afrobeat. Seriously, FUCKING AFROBEAT

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  • Sigh, Poj is gone...Steo and his sober antics

    When a friend puts their foot in their mouth, you can be nice and ignore it. Or put it on the internet.


    after a fight with Jordan

    Steo: I wish she'd get off my case and let me have my Guy Time

    on Brian and Celene

    Steo: (to me) I wish Brian would just come out!

    Me:( pause) Really?

    Steo: Yeah, i wish he'd just open up to me more...

    after watching Deep Blue Sea

    Steo: You know, after that film was made, one of the guys that got eaten by a shark was attacked and had his arm bitten off by a shark that was the same size and couler as the one in the film

    Me: How did they tell?

    Steo: From...the bite marks and stuff...

    Dean: And what about the colour?

    Steo: (after thinking for a few minutes) Well they caught it later. And it was the same colour.

    during a survey about ethnic groups in Ireland

    Gibelán: What groups do you have, Stifán?

    Steo: My first one is African Americans

    Me: Steo, whats wrong with that about ethnic groups in Ireland?

    Steo: Nothing...

    five minutes later

    Steo: Oh, I mean Nigerians!

    when Steo and Brian had a fight for the first time

    Steo: I think Brian is the first man to ever have a period!

    that is a pretty good joke, so we all laugh

    later i told Brian what he said, cos it was funny

    Brian: I said that to him a week ago!

    When Steo dropped his chips

    Steo: Wah

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  • And the big questions are answered


    [x] You own a mobile phone.
    [ ] You own something from Abercrombie
    [ ] You own something from Hollister
    [ ]You own something from American Eagle
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [x] You own an iPod/MP3/MP4 player.
    [x] You love Starbucks.
    [ ] You have been called a brat
    TOTAL: 4


    [x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You have thought about death.
    [ ] You wear chains...alot.
    [x] You like heavy metal.
    [ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
    [ ] You have worn black lipstick.
    [ ] Your hair was/is dark.
    [x] You dislike/or are irritated by ultra preps.
    [ ] You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
    [ ] You often have blank/emotionless expressions on your face

    TOTAL: 4


    [ ] You can skateboard.
    [ ] You wear plaid.
    [ ] You like Converse
    [ ] You hate MTV
    [x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
    [ ] You dislike pink.
    [x] You hate/dislike preps.
    [ ] You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

    TOTAL: 2


    [x] You love the computer.
    [x] You like Harry Potter.
    [ ] You are supposed to/or normally wear glasses/contacts.
    [x] You get/have gotten straight A's.
    [x] You love/like reading.
    [ ] You were/are in band.
    [x] You don't care what you look like
    [ ] You have a curfew.
    [x] You always do your homework.
    [x] You never miss school unless you're sick



    [ ] You are/were depressed.
    [ ] You have black rimmed glasses.
    [x] You like the band Taking Back Sunday
    [ ] You cry easily.
    [x] You like emo music.
    [ ] You hate being called emo. (only when its in a bad way as in-u fukin emo go kill urself)
    [ ] You keep/ kept a journal/diary.
    [x] You have written a sad poem.
    [ ] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
    [x] You think emo boys are hot (oh yes)

    TOTAL: 4


    [x] You like rap.
    [x] You like MTV
    [ ] You are/ were in a gang.
    [ ] You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants
    [ ] You have freestyled.
    [ ] You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
    [ ] You can break dance.
    [ ] You say "yo" more then once a day.
    [x] You know Tupac and Biggie are dead.

    TOTAL: 3


    [x] You like loud music
    [x] You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
    [ ] You never walk anywhere.
    [ ] You like Norma Jean.
    [ ] You wear/wore band t-shirts.
    [x] People have called you a freak and meant it.
    [ ] You like to "hardcore" dance
    [ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color at a time.

    TOTAL: 3


    [ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
    [x] You own shoes or other sports related shoes.
    [ ] You collect your jerseys.
    [ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
    [ ] You have had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
    [ ] Your garage or basement consists of sports equipment.
    [ ] You belong/belonged to a school team(HAHAHAHAHA)
    [ ] You are going/DID go to a sports summer camp.
    [ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.

    TOTAL: 1

    soOoO looks like im....GEEK...damn, i wanted to be sumtin else...

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  • Dean Hussain
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    bubbles =]

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  • Molly Fallon
    luv Molly Fallon

    hey diarmuid god knows how long its been since i talked to ya hope all ur exams went well aren't you aiming for something like 570? well from what i've heard you should get it enjoy the rest of the summer anyway xxxx

  • Daniel S
    Daniel S

    Hey Diarmuid :) Best of luck with the exams :) :D :D Talk 2 u soon

  • Johanna Clancy
    Johanna Clancy

    No, only good lookers, guess you'll never be in there... I kid, i kid, you're next on my wish list ;)

  • Johanna Clancy
    Johanna Clancy

    Hello, you don't know me but i hear you meet weekdays...

  • David Ken Ken Kennedy
    luv David Ken Ken Kennedy

    i want 1 more hug man xxxxx

  • Jeda De Brí

    I hate you.

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  • Áine Elizabeth
    Áine Elizabeth

    Leitrim 09 ;) :L

  • Daniel S
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    Diarmuid how r u keepin?... Do u remember me?.....:)

  • The Procrastinator.
    The Procrastinator.

    Hey, I just saw your awful score on my quiz! :P & yes really, what's wrong with Maroon 5? It does seem you guessed on a lot of those as well though right? :) xxxx

  • Ian Erix
    Ian Erix

    hahahah, well what can i say........not much i can do about the fact that i was born in the usa.....lol (that springsteen reference was just 4 u)

  • Paraic K
    Paraic K

    Its rude not to write back diarmuid!

  • Ian Erix
    Ian Erix

    well i am american, hahahahaah! :)

  • Aodhán Ó Gogáin
    Aodhán Ó Gogáin

    U are gay

  • Paraic K
    Paraic K

    well diarmuid!!? if i happened to come up to dublin soon would u be there??

  • The Procrastinator.
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    Ha ha. Obviously not! :P & I may be a bit speshul not to the extent that I'd actually believe that that old toff is you! :D xxxxxxx