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MîcHåëî

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  • something i came along wif while surfing the net....u needa understand canto nd malay

    One day, one Mat Salleh from USA arrived in Subang Airport. After he checked out from the Custom, he felt that he wanted to go to the toilet, so he looked for a toilet.

    When he found the toilet, there was an old lady sitting in front of the toilet. When he was about to enter the toilet, the old lady stopped him and said forty cents in Cantonese (Say Kok), the Mat Salleh just wonder why in Malaysia, they have to "see the cock" (forty cents in Cantonese) before entering the toilet.

    So he said "No", but the old lady insisted. Since he got no choice, he took out his cock and showed to her. The old lady said "no, no, no, Duit, Duit" (money in Malay) but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again because he thought she said "DO IT, DO IT."

    So, he asked "NOW, HERE?"

    The old lady just reply "YES, YES" because she does not understand English.

    The Mat Salleh thought she agreed to have sex with him, so he strip up the old lady and make love to her, but the old lady was screaming and said "SAKIT, SAKIT" (pain in Malay) and again he thought is "suck it, suck it" so he said "OK, I will suck it for you" and take the breast and sucked.

    The old lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, My God!... in Malay).

    The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD, OK sweet heart, I will be gentle a bit, OK?" the Mat Salleh replied.

    Suddenly the Security Office walked by, and the old lady was asking for help, "TOLONG, TOLONG, ENCIK." (Help, Help...in Malay).

    But on the other hand, the Mat Salleh replied "Not too long, just about 6 inches only."

    5 Comments 283 weeks

  • 2nd blog in one day cos i'm so bored... (remake)

    stolen off alot of ppl...

    FILL OUT YOUR TOP 16 THEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BELOW:

    1. ritam
    2. brian
    3. sarah
    4. wilson
    5. anthony
    6. amy
    7. alan yang
    8. dickson
    9. Darren
    10. Lau
    11.hongwei
    12. peng
    13. lawrence
    14. Feng



    Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 8?:
    -.-

    Q. WHATS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT NUMBER 4?
    financial issues

    Q: WHAT'S THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 9?
    umm...i wunt call them "best memories"

    Q: WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 13?
    train

    Q: IS NUMBER 6 PRETTY?
    umm...sure why not?

    Q: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF NUMBER 1?
    english 9

    Q. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT NUMBER 11?
    KFC

    Q: HOW DID YOU MEET 12?
    yr 7??

    Q: DO YOU THINK 11 WOULD KILL SOMEONE?
    yea...since he got dropped?

    Q: IS 4 YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    haha...w/e

    Q. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 11?
    dunno...4 or 5 yrs?

    Q: HAVE YOU SEEN 2 NAKED?
    ...


    Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 6?
    dr du

    Q. IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NUMBER 7 WHAT WOULD IT BE?
    anti-stuttering thingo

    Q. WOULD NUMBER 2 AND NUMBER 11 MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
    hell yea

    Q. IF NUMBER 14 WAS A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD SHE/HE BE?
    wateva a horse's colour is

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO 3'S HOUSE?
    no way…cockcroaches dunt live in houses

    Q: WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SEE 5?
    skool

    Q: ARE YOU REAL CLOSE TO 3?
    ummm…insects dunt have frends haha

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8?
    dunt think so

    Q. WHATS NUMBER 10'S HOUSE LIKE?
    some place in allawah i think

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12:
    ummm….not rly

    Q: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 10?
    haha...leave that to other ppl

    Q: WHAT DO YOU AND NUMBER 1 TALK ABOUT THE MOST?
    english 9

    Q: DO YOU EVER TALK TO 9?
    yea…that’s y he’s in my top 16…geez…stupid questions..

    Q: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE?
    lolz….wat a weird question….

    5 Comments 302 weeks

  • MY DAY TODAY THANKS TO JEFF WONG...

    Today i woke up at like 8...
    took a shower...
    took a train to wynyard...then walked around there for like 20 mins to try to find where kgv is...
    got to kgv at like 9.08 am...
    no one was there cos the courts were all booked...
    walked all the way back to wynyard...
    took a train to central nd played at this rdm bball court with these big,semi naked white nd curry guys...
    at the end i got all sweaty (i doubt the sweat belonged to me)
    took a train to hursti nd went to tech...
    played there with these asian ppl...
    took a train back home...then this transit officer asked how old i am....i said "here's my ticket nd here's my id card"

    this is all thanks to jeff wong's skillz at failin to organise something properly...i feel sorry to all the victims who wasted their mornin due to jeff wong...

    nd sorry anthony nd felix...didnt know u waited like an hr for me at circular quay when i was at wynyard lolz...
    nd u guys called my mobile then my dad would've picked up..sorry for wastin ur credits...



    P.S. JEFF WONG IS FAIL AT ORGANISING!!DO NOT GO TO STUFF HE ORGANISED...THAT KOREAN BUFFET WHICH I GOT BLAMED FOR WAS ALSO INITIALLY PLANNED BY HIM

    7 Comments 302 weeks

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    nooot realli...lol onli logd on to look at the fotos u uploaded ysd =]

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    Holy crap wtf ...messages underneath Nice profile Looks funni >< cant read it though translate? how were ur hols?

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