Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered *yes* to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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* WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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* WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.
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*WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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* WARNING
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.