so...uh
yeah
LOL hows youre vagina dear reader?
ahh hath been long since ive written in this here blogethness
and im bored at 3.22am on a satdee night so i thought i might as well
if only facebook had some kind of blog type thingy
but it dont
or does it?
lol i dunno
so
yay
chirstmas soon ^_^
ipod nano and new phone here i come woo XD
so
uh
i forget
whats the point of these here blog thingos anyway
stupui pointless crap that lets you spout any and all drivel you think of
its kind of fun though =)
anyway i just had pretty much sex in a bowl
being Wildberry Frozen Yoghurt
im like in love with it now
i want more
but its too late
and sugar makes me twitchy
which is fun
but not when youve beeen going to bed at like 4 and waking up at 8 for the past week
*bangs head on desk*
lol thats my nervous tic again
lmao
oh god i need cheese
or a cookie
no
wait
yeah
just cheese
cookie = sugar
sugar = twitchy but can also = sex
sex = good
good = sleep
sleep = nontiredness
nontiredness = cheese
cheese = sex
sex = good
ok ima stop afore i slap myself :]

soooo.....how about that local sporting team? doing pretty neutral arent they?
yeah

well fuck you too!
mofo
come in here with your shit
i kill you!
wait
who ami fighting with?
WTF
LOL
thats weird
i blame the voices
and society
LOL "everything with a face talks to me.
usually its just stupid shit like 'take the box outside' "

yep ok i think i'll go now
enough rambling and useless speaking
but wait!
i say we band together and hunt down teenage boys with underdeveloped moustachios
you know, the scraggly ones that are just plain vomitatious?
yeah
lets do that
and hurl fruits and various meats at them
and then
we'll
uh
shave their faces off!
WOOO
and blow up the cars that go
BBRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM BRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM
TTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahah
ok g'night y'all
and etc
with cheese ontop!! XD

*squeaky voice* HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!!
... wheres that from?!......omg cartoon!!
hflskdhgslhg!!!
i know it!!!
ummm....rescuers down undeR? no.. wait... yes? argh i cant remember i think it was YES IT WAS!! LOL i love that movie

anyway yeah HOWDY DO
im incredibly bored and more than slightly depressed, sitting here in the dark, baing attacked by mosquitos, eating an icecream sandwich and listening to "The Ghost Of You" by MCR over and over and over.....hhmmm i do believe thats why im depressed....ah well i lovers it XD

"...And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I?
Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me.."

anyway yeah so blogness i swear i had a story and stuff.....
oh yeah thats right
yeah
today we got a foosball table thingymajig!!
hahah i love it
after dinner me and the sperm doner (a.k.a father)
built the damn thing, took so long!
but i loves building tings
they be like giant jigsaw puzzles
mucho funo
so yeah sfterwards me and satan (a.k.a brother)
had a game against the sperm doner and his mate (a.k.a mother)
and me and satan won!
only coz the sperm doners mate kept on getting own-goals
but yeah it was ok
until satan elbowed me in the man-nuggets
not like i was planning on breeding though so tis ok lol

hhmmm what else is there.. oh lol on wednesday! like zomgz biggest waste of life ever!!
ok so wednesday morn i was still on cloud 9 (yes cliché i know shut upo) from the day before (*pokes drageh* ye know what i mean, eh!) so i was like confused and thought that tolo had said wednesday was his day off work this week so i didnt go to tafe and spent a coupla hours reading the library and then went to his house but his mum informed me that he was working til round 1 or 2, so i check me watch and it was like 12 so i was liek "oh thats ok i'll go and wait for him to finish or something" so i get there and i see tolo and i signal to him asking what time he finishes and he says 4!! i was like "oh hell naw!" so i bought some icecream and cookies and ate them then i wandered around the DFO for like 3 and a half hours!! it was so fucking horrible, i went into every single store and wandered around til the workers started staring at me oddly so i'd leave for the next store and so on and so on til 4 and then i went and waited for tolo to get off work and then we hung out with jagveer and stuff and twas vera fun and yeah that was my wednesday! i coulda like gone home or back to the library and read some more (i found some more books by Maggie Furey, not as good as the Artefacts Of Power series though but still goot) but i couldna be bothered walking in the heat and stuff all the way back and yeah

today i was like the house slave, cleaning all day and tomorra im in for the same ting *sigh*

i wanna headbutt something.....LOL that reminds me of that movie i saw where this town gets overrun with sex addicts and their leader is looking for the next new sex position/move/ting. like theres this guy that gets off on dirt and dirtiness, was tres weird. anyway the new sex tingy was a headbutt =/ it was so weird!!

what else can i alktay boutay...
OH STARGATE!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I MISSED IT AGAIN!! FUCK *bangs head on desk* GARH I KEEP MISSING IT
AND on tuesday i missed Torchwood!!! *cries*

argh need scifi fix!! i may watch buffy later NO!! i'll watch firefly, has been too long since ive watched it

ok im getting sick of this song now, its time for "Waltz Moore" LOL the emo themesong
"...And I refuse to meet the world without smearing on makeup
With my hair blinding my eyes
Oh, blinding my eyes.."

i <3 it though XD
*glares at the mirror*
"..Ooh
I’m staring in the mirror
Looking back at the person I hate.."

hahahahha

emoness is fun

miso tired my eyes are all gritty and stuff..

*cries* i'll never look at lemons the same again
hahahahahaha you go glennda

anyway
TODAY
I WAS BEING HEXED BY AN OLD HAG ON THE STREET

loike zomfgz twas disturbing
haha ok so to you the story i shall tell
speak like Yoda i shall

actually no tis too much effort
anyway
so like i was in liverpool and like yeah and ummm
i was walking to the bus stopeth right
and i looked up and like on the side of the sidewalk thingy
there was this clearly insane homeless lady just leaning against the wall
and she was like staring at me and muttering to herself!!
flashes of prof. quirrel hexing hazza were going through my head
so i said to myself (i thought it btw, didnt want to reveal my insanity to the general public....... yet.....kekekekekeke) so yeah i thought to myself "SAVE ME JEBUS!!" and i crossed the road and walked home instead of catching the bus

THE END

p.s i do not say 'like' too much!!
*sniffs, crosses arms and turns away*

p.p.s MEOW!! *cackles*