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ChelseaDave

bye bye henry!!!

6/23/07 | me too! | Reply

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  • peanut butter jelly time!!!!

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    0 Comments 318 weeks

  • Expert DR. Dave helps you with all your beer related problems

    SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
    FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    ACTION: Punch him/her.

    SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
    FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
    ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
    FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
    ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

    SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
    FAULT: Improper bladder control.
    ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

    SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
    FAULT: Glass empty.
    ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

    SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
    ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

    SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
    FAULT: You have fallen forward.
    ACTION: See above.

    SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
    ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

    SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
    FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
    ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

    SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
    FAULT: You are being carried out.
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

    SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
    FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
    ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

    SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
    FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
    ACTION: Cover mouth.

    SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
    ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

    SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
    FAULT: You have been in a fight.
    ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

    SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
    FAULT: That lager is too weak.
    ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

    SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
    FAULT: Beer is just right.
    ACTION: Play air guitar.

    SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
    FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
    ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

    SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
    FAULT: You've been walking into things.
    ACTION: Maintain dosage.

    SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
    FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
    ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

    SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
    FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
    ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self.

    1 Comment 319 weeks

  • Chelsea being the best team in the world?

    True i agree chelsea are the best and anyone called niral or oli or erim who disagree are just gays

    3 Comments 321 weeks

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  • K a t ii e..x
    luv K a t ii e..x

    plz can u put ur man sugar in my bowl

    9/24/07
  • Nizza 1
    luv Nizza 1

    dave, i can do anytime after the 17th. i no sum ppl go away b4 dat but dats all i can do. just found out last nyt dat my cuzzin is comin on d 13th of september and kerry goes away on d 16th, n im in poland dis week so i cnt really go till after d 16th. i fink d 18th 2 d 20th would b best personally. up 2 u. av u askd around yet?

    9/4/07
  • Nizza 1
    luv Nizza 1

    alryt mate, yer il find out dates n stuf 2mora if i can n let u no hu can go yer. xxx

    9/3/07
  • Shlinkey M
    Shlinkey M

    ..hello :)

    8/17/07
  • Official Bebo Page Of Jme
    Official Bebo Page Of Jme

    init bruv. they pussyholes. one of em moff r sumit fuckin supports chelsea. backstabbing cunt. he another west stand prawn muncher

    7/17/07
  • Official Bebo Page Of Jme
    Official Bebo Page Of Jme

    haha what muggy lil reading cunts on that andy gray page. do they even no who the headhunters are. polish cunts. rub it in bout their faithful sidwell. he playin in real blue nw init. safe

    7/16/07
  • Erim Ahmet
    Erim Ahmet

    You really are gay for leaving that, have sex with something now

    7/7/07
  • Jimmy A
    Jimmy A

    blue army blue army carefree!!!! chelsea chelsea bring on those yid cunts!!!

    6/30/07
  • Georgiaa-May
    Georgiaa-May

    I VOTED ON YOUR POLL NOW CAN I HAVE YOUR LOVE !

    6/24/07
  • Selective Hearing
    Selective Hearing

    just passin thru noticed ure a chelsea man like myself, cmon my son :L :L :L

    6/23/07
  • Gedgemanz

    dave u slag..grrrrr

    6/23/07
  • Chris T
    Chris T

    MOrrisons! well as close to slade green as he got........bexleyheathication, its good, were'd u find it?

    6/23/07
  • Gedgemanz

    well dun on tha qwiz dave lol xXx

    6/22/07