Nikki: isnt Everest in New York?....
Niece: no...thats the Empire State Buildin..
Nikki: but I thought thats in Chicago...
Niece: NO.
Nikki: ... oh ... well is Everest in Chicago?


Tryna put on leather trousers in the changin rooms -

Nikki: i cant get them over my legs
Niece: i cant get them over my ankles
Nikki: theyre too tight
Niece: Wait almost there......ok theyre up
Nikki: .......Me2!!
Niece: Hahaha we look like Buffy!


Nikki: Niece, whats that instrument called, its like a guitar? Is it a jambon?
Niece: yeah i think it is....no wait a jambo!
Nikki: yeah a jambo!....wait, is it?

(some time later) Niece: No its a banjo!!!


Getting out of the lift:

**flash!!**

Niece: did that lift just take a picture of us?!?
Nikki: No!


Niece: look, its a boob toy
Nikki: wait...wats with all the dirty stuff?
Niece: hahaha Nikkis a homosexual

Man in shop: You have to be over 18 to be in there.........and the opposite sex...
Nikki: im not a lesbian!!
Man in shop: Thats not what i heard...
Niece:


Niece: Roo ur a doo..... p !! Mwahahaha
Nikki:
Shanice: And u cant say anything cos pabby.......aww wait im flabby
Nikki:


Walkin into O'Connells St.

Niece: Imagine someone fallin ouf a plane and landin on the spire

Nikki (Distracted - 5 seconds later) - Plane!! Falling!! Where???

Niece: ???


Niece: guess were like de warmest place is?
Nikki: ur belly! No wait, Space!! no...
Niece: No! Nikki most people dont guess!
Nikki: Oh, well were is it then?
Niece: extravision


Lookin for about an hour an a half for a costume shop (no. 26):

Nikki: 30, 29, 28, 27...(runs away) 26!!! Yay!!!!

Nikki looks behind
Niece a mile behind her

Niece: nikki number 26 is way back here. Where are u goin??
Nikki comes back in shame: Oh.... but i thought....
Niece: (spits out drink)


Pic of a boy and girl in front of us:

Nikki: Ha, thats u and Hark
Niece:
......

(after a while)Niece: No wait, actually it would make more sense if it was me and Jet Li cos hes older and stuff...

Nikki: Or Me and Timbaland
Niece:.... Your a plant
Nikki: No, me and Timbaland!
Niece: Oh....your still a plant tho...
Nikki:


Making video on computer:

Niece: nikki look at the screen so it looks like ur lookin at me and like im lookin at you
Nikki: Ok (looks into the lens) Am I looking at you now?
Niece: No, nikki look there at the screen
Nikki: Ooh ok (looks back at the lens) Am i looking at u now?
Niece: No!

Looking bak at the vid we made
Nikki: ............................ i still don't know what i was doing wrong...? =\
Niece:


In Bray after getting chipper on a FREEZIN COLD day

Nikki: niece we should climb up that big mountain and eat our chips up there lol
Niece: nikki the only way i would climb up there is if there was a microwave at the top
Nikki: ........=/.....why, to sit in?
Niece: ....... (slaps face)


Niece tends to mix up words....

Nikki, grace and niece talkin about butlers chocolate -

Niece: ill lut your but.....
Nikki and Grace: ............you'll do what?! .................


Nikki shouts at me when i have hiccups


In french class reading about weddings
Niece translates sentence to Nikki and gets stuck on a word

Niece: emm somethin about romantic.., nice..., dresses...
Nikki: (pretty sure of herself) ....ham!
Niece: ham? what has ham got to do with anythin?
Nikki: oh emm i dunno.........................oohh no i meant cheese?
Niece: ........ now im really confused
Nikki: =/

In french class reading about movies
Nikki sees the words "Roi Lion"

Niece: that must mean The Lion King (there was a picture there and everything)
Nikki: Eh, how??? Roi..... Republic Of Ireland.... =/


Niece: im water and your air
Nikki: yay
Niece: ima tidal wav

1. Who are you?....
2. Are we friends?....
3. When and how did we meet?....
4. Do you have a crush on me?....
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?....
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?....
7. Describe me in 1 word....
8. What was ur first impression of me?....
9. Do you still think the same?....
10. What reminds u of me?....
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?....
12. How well do you no me?....
13. When's the last time u saw me?....
14. Ever wanted to tell me sumthing you couldnt?....
15. Are you goin to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?....

Find your birthday...

January: I ate
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I killed
July: I partied with
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday...

1: a bubble
2: Michael Jackson
3: my English teacher
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: thingy Cheney
12: some random guy
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a pirate
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: Bob Marley
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: and it went away
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I had a sex change
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I got naked
S: and I liked it
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and sunk the ship
W: in the dark
X: and I got sick
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

What did ya get!!!????