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.....Guess where I'm going this weekend!!
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- Right. To all those of you who don't understand my not-so-small obsession, I decided I owe you an explanation:
Cheltenham Spa is a town in Gloucestershire, near Bristol, [go look on a map all ye ignorant Mid Sussex children!] with about 110,000 inhabitants - so roughly half the size of Brighton. It's about 100 miles away in a straight line, and 150 on the road/railway. I've never been there.
Why, I hear you ask, is that a reason to quest for it?
Well, it's a long story, but I'm bored. It all started in the Summer of Luuuurve [Shack] - 2006 - when I first heard tell of the place from a girl I met:
"Erm.... Where's Gloucester?"
"Ooook...... Never mind!!"
And call me weird, but I was thinking like: "It's like I've heard that name somewhere before!!"
So then I look on a map and see where it actually is.
Ohhh, over there.
And thought nothing more of it, right...?
Well....no. *rolls eyes*
That should have been the end of it. BUT, this mystery town kept coming up all the time from random sides of my life. And it still does.
- Year 11 included a plot to build a Cuckfield-Cheltenham zipwire!!
- Whilst knowing NOTHING of St. Trinians, I bet adam "that Cheltenham will come up somehow in this" - and yes. Yes it did. Which blew my mind completely!
- Of the past two newspapers I've read, it was the subject of three articles
- Remember Dan Mcarthur - one of my best friends at WP, year 8-9? He disappeared completely? Well I got back in touch with him recently, guess where he is.....
- If Sarah takes me to Cheltenham, I'm buying her a lava lamp! And she also has a MSN stalker from there... And claims I'm gonna get married or something there.
- I was at my grans on Christmas Day, and some friends of hers I didn't know showed up randomly.... Past "Oh, we're from Cheltenham" I heard very little!!
- The mysterious Mr. MARK has been to Cheltenham, but never thought to let us know until last week! Grrr!!
- The OS map of the surrounding area is "Explorer 179", right? But every map shop I have looked in has had something along the lines of this: 177, 178, 181, 182..... IT'S A PLOT [probably]
So there you have just a few that I haven't forgotten of the many reasons why... I probs haven't explained very well. But basically, we (me and four of my partners-in-crime) agree that it's downright bizzare, and some magical wizard is trying to lead me/us to buried treasure or soemthing....
One day this summer, I'mma go'a Chelt. And things will never be the same again. I don't know why....
they just won't.
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Arranged in chronological order for your reading pleasure! They get older as they go down; WP is near the bottom, and the oldest is from about year 8? Enjoy
-"I'm a VERY strong Christian" - One month later.... - "What branch of Christianity are you from, then?" "Oh I dunno.... Marks and Spencers!" - Haha nice one elaine...!
-"You can't draw pizza into a wire." - Bloody retarded physics course..... Sound advice there, though!
-"The Eye of the Crimson King IS UPON YOU!" - Sinister inscription in the loos at college!! Anybody care to interpret...?
-"But Jack... What are you gonna do when you get a girlfriend?" "Hate her." - Mr Summers on relationships and shopping... =S
-"...And that's why I don't put a laptop on my vagina." - Rebecca Shortall frets about wireless networks
-"So the image gets processed by your eyebrain to be the right way up....." - Science professors are eccentric but 'eye-brain'?!
-"OK so: We need to go to Cheltenham, find the fountain of youth, drink some water and be healed, then go back to Eastbourne and destroy the Wishing Tower" - Yeah, life is basically one giant medieval quest.
-"Whenever I think of the people of Cuckfield I just have a mental picture of a midget army - with webbed hands!!" - Tim Johnson, the only communist in Mid Sussex
-"Does the 'S' in your necklace stand for sarah then?" "Nahh, stands for slut" - well, at least she doesnt hide from it
-"Yeah but its soo hard not to grope other people!!" sarah quote, again... yes she is fairly perverted.
-"Its like oh my god its halloween..oh what are you doing? Nothing but its like halloween!" - Emily on why halloween sucks. She's so right, we get all excited and then do nothing =\
-"Matt, you know what we really need? a GREAT BIG BUCKET OF MONEY!" - (Disco) Stu
-"Small dogs are so pointless. That's what we have cats for" - My sis
-"Strangers are just people we havn't freaked out yet." - Tom....how true is that?!
-"We actually did detective work and concluded....we ROCK!" - Sarah on herself and Emily!
-"Are you a feminist?" "No..." "Good! We're gonna get on well then!!" - More from that train...
-"Go on, pinch his arse!!" - A 5 hour train ride with complete strangers!
-"WIV'FIELD: LION SIGHTINGS REPORTED" - The crappy local paper, it made my day!! (see other blog lol)
-"Conventional isn't a word I've ever associated with you, Matt!" - Mel on the varndean induction day
-"OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THOSE POOR INNOCENT TEDDIES" - An Epic Oakmeedian (and adam & matt) trip to Shoreham
-"The postmen hate us...we'd get shit through the letterbox every morning...." - Shoreham
-"WHAT YOU DOIN IN ERE?! GET AHT!" - Yeah. I dont think the postmen did appreciate our giant hide and seek much.
-"Sorry, I've got a bit of a gingerbread orgy going on here...." - Shoreham again....a real misadventure of a day.
-"The Oakmeeds lot are actually pretty funny for their randomness, I mean can you imagine anybody else dressed as a condom in public?!" - Partner in crime in Shoreham!
-"Yeah, well one day we'll reproduce, and then there'll be more of us! HA!!" - Partner in crime.
-"You ask me for a poem. I offer you a blade of grass..." - Kinglish, crap poetry!
-"Oh yeah George, the birth of modern music, I'm sure they suck!" - Dan Scott gives George Knight a well-deserved correction on what the Beatles are like! Kingsters English
-"Roses are red, Violets are blue...I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE" - A mysterious inscription on the wall of the Poker Rooms, which may or may not have been added by Collette.... =S
-"Beware the Ides of March." - Minkler's Dire Warning.
-"ARGGGGHHHHHH!!! The SPHERE!!!!!" - Matt+Adam+Dan Scott+Peter Landriani+PE = TROUBLE.
-"They're twins, that's all" "So why did I see them kissing earlier, huh?!" "Erm.... they, er, love each other very much....." "Oh, OK" - Just for kicks, we persuade my sister in year 7
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