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- "x X x Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” x X x"
- Me, Myself, and I
- <<<me n Shaun! xxx
Well am Joy as you probably know. Am 18 n i am now studyin nursin at Robert Gordon University n workin 2wards my diploma n den my degree (dats th plan anyway)!
Missin my family n Shaun loads tho! Love you all!!
I live wiv ma mum n hav 2 brothers called Neil and Tommy and a sister called Elle who stays in england wiv ma Dad.
Overall i enjoy havin a gud laugh and am always up for tryin new things.
Nicoles best blonde quote:
He said: My brother lives in th US
Nicole said: What and where is the US?
~I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"~
Pяoмisєs Mєαи Evєяyтнiиg Bυт Afтєя Tнєу Aяє Bяoкєи
♥...Soяяу Mєαиz Noтнiiиg...♥ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗
ma msn addy is: firstname.lastname@example.org
- The Other Half Of Me
i hit th jackpot wiv dis one :) luv d xxxxxxxxxxxx
- Im really in2 dance music at th mo bt i like a varity of different music. Too many 2 mention
- I like comedies n sum romantics bt i Hate horrors dey really giv me th creeps!
- Im not really a sporty person, i used 2 swim bt i gave dat up a year ago!
- Scared Of
- Im pretty much scared o everyhing! I hate spiders, bumble bees (if i hear a buzz i run a mile!) and thunder n lightin i hide in th hall cupboard wen dere is sum! I also hav a fear of drownin n dyin alone! oh ye n CLOWNS!!!
- Happiest When
- When im wiv ma mates havin a laugh n a few drinks!(Leona, Jodie, Claire, Nicole, Carly, Nicole P, Sheryl, Jasmine, Fern, Andrea, Danielle, Debbie...and so on, u all no who u r!) N spendin time wiv shaun. Partyin is really th answer!
- Well wot can i say bout th wonderful Nicole! She is ma best mate n i wud b lost without her! I trust coley wiv anyhing n everyhing which is one o th many reasons i luv her so mch coz i no she wont go n blab ma secrets 2 anyone else, i trust her wiv ma life! We r also telepathic sistas, so if u mess we 1 o us, u mess we both o us, dnt say i didna warn u!! Luv ya xXxXxXxXxXxX
- Debbie is now officialy ma adopted daughter i signed th papers on Friday lyk 6 months ago ! Debs is so much fun coz she doesnt mind makin a complete fool o hersel n she is always makin me laugh! Even wen she burned ma ear on th drama trip she got me 2 laugh bout it. we hav alot o randum convos bt dey r ones i will neva 4get! lyk our lesson on th planets! our order 4 dem is: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn and PLUTO!!! if u didna no den u hav learned sumhin new 4 th day by me n debz . i love debz so mch coz i know i cn trust her we anyhin n she wudna go n tell every1! If any1 messes we ma Debbie beware 4 th consequences coz no one messes we ma daughter, im a very protective mother! Luv ya xXxXxXxXxXxX
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Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell??
It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!
You may be a nurse if.....
-You believe that every patient needs TLC...Temazepam, Lorazepam and Chlorpromazine.
-You would like to meet the inventor of the nurse buzzer system some night in a dark alley.
-You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
-Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
-Your kids get their presents in TED stockings and NHS pillowcases.
-And their presents are wrapped with Transpore tape.
-You know the phone number of every late night food delivery place by heart.
-Almost everything can seem funny ... eventually.
-When asked by the doctor what color that patient's diarrhoea was, you show them your shoes.
-If they missed your shoes, you use the well-known "poo curry colour
scale" ranging from chicken korma to spinach vindaloo.
-You can identify different causes of diarrhoea by the smell of it.
-Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the
keys, scissors and clamps in your pocket.
-You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
-You use bladder lavage bags to drip water onto your plants when
you're on holiday.
-You refuse to watch Casualty because its too much like the real
thing and it triggers flashbacks or...your family refuse to let you watch Casualty because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down X-rays.
-You avoid answering the phone on your day off to in case anyone from the hospital is trying to call and beg you to work.
-You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.
-You notice that you are using even more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
-You've seriously considered catheterising your children before a long car journey.
-Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of
them on you. Most of them have the names of laxatives on them.
-You don't get excited about blood; unless it's your own.
-You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"
-You've basted your Christmas turkey with a 50ml syringe.
-You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to shout if they need help.
-Eating crisps out of a clean sick-bowl is perfectly normal.
-Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
-When checking the level of a patient's orientation you aren't sure of the day yourself. Or if nightshift, the month.
-You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in supermarket queues.
-You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and are not be embarrassed when you wake up.
-You avoid unhealthy looking people in the shopping centre for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
-You throw a farewell buffet for a co-worker and use a bed sheet for a tablecloth and bedpans to hold the nachos.
-You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights and
realise you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate just lack of sleep...
-You pull over in a layby after working nights because you are too tired.
-To drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window thinking
-You've had a stroke because you're passed out in your car drooling.
-Your finger has gone into places you never thought possible.
-You've seen more penises than any prostitute.
-You've sworn to have "Do Not Resuscitate" tattooed on your chest.
-If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is,
it's just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental
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1.I have known Joy for _______
2.I Met Joy in _______
3.Joy is _______
4.Joy wants _______
5.Joy needs _______
6.I would like to _______ Joy
7.I _______ Joy
8.Someday Joy will _______
9.I think Joy _______
10.Without Joy _______
11.Joy _______ me
12.When i think of Joy i think _______
13._______ Reminds me of Joy
14.Joy reminds me of _______
15.Joy can be _______
16.Joy should _______
17. I am _______ with Joy
18. If i were alone in a room with Joy i would _______
19.The worst thing about Joy is _______
20.The best thing about Joy is _______
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a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
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