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Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.


[man and woman walk by]
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance


Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary: How'd you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.


Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary: [Laughs] Stop it
Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five


State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!



Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Of course.
Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!


Lloyd: Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Harry: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?
Lloyd: Uh yea, we are in the Rocky's. Jeez


Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Harry: Where did you get those?
Lloyd: I bought them when we filled up.
Harry: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd; we are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd: This didn't come out of our travel fund.
Harry: Oh.
Lloyd: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry: Where did you get 25 extra becks?
Lloyd: I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.
Harry: The blind kid?
Lloyd: Yeah, ha ha! Yeah.
Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?
Lloyd: Stuff.
Harry: What kinda stuff?
Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,
[cough]
Lloyd: Petey.
Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it...
Billy: Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.


Sea Bass' Friend: Kick his ass, Sea Bass!


Lloyd: You're it.
Harry: You're it.
Lloyd: You're it, quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can't do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Harry: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
Lloyd: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD

chinese in minuites 498 days ago


thats not right ................... sum ting wong

see me ASAP ..................... kum hia nao

stupid man ...................... dum fuk

small horse ......................tai ni po ni

did you go to the beach? .............wai yu so tan

i bumped into a coffee table ............ ai bang mi fa kin ni

i think i need a face lift ................ chin tu fat

its very dark in here .................... wai so dim

i thought you were on a diet ................ wai yu mun ching

this is a tow away zone .................... no pah king

our meeting is scheduled for next week ........ wai yu kum nao

staying out of sight .......................... lei ying lo

hes cleaning his auto-mobile .................... wa shing ka

your body oder is offensive .....................yu stin ki pu

great ..................................
...... fa kin su pah

my favourite person eva- AOIFE C.... my sleep over buddy - NIAMH C. haha I luv dat girl lol
My mum - NAIMH C. she breats feeds me
My dad - MC COURT...I LUV DAT GUY
My brother - CALLAN
My big sister - KEVIN
My Sugamama - ORLA
My wee sister - SPEEDY
My twin - SHANNON WAT A LEGEND I LUV DAT GIRL
My other twin - TOMMY YA BOYA
My cool dude- TOMMY
My uncle - uncle KYLE...I luv hm
My partner 4 life - NIAMH haha g my johnnny - KAZ 07
My super cool cousin - LENNY MOIN
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My best friends - emily nd amy hha
My BFF - SHAZA KID...
My BFFL - NIAMH true
My boy friend - MY HUNI KYLE
My bit on the side - SHARON
My Lil bby boy - OB I LUV KISSIN HM
My Lil bby girl- shaza again da greedy bitch lol
My neice - AINE SMYTH
My nephew - JIM
My guardian angel - SAINT STEVEN REIDY ( hail, hail)
My personal drinks maker -
My fairy god mother - michelle ya fairy
My pet dog - da 1 nd nly A PEPPER, wer wud I b witout hm nd catherine lol
My pet monkey - COTTSY ha
My lil sexi man- RYANZER wat a pimp xxxx
My lil sexi gal - SARA, da grammer snob lol nly messn
My god mother - BEZ. (I luv hm)
My sxc GF- blathnaid rooney xxxx
My beautiful flatmate - haha sinead
My biatch - SARA 4RM DRAWDA she hard LOL
My chillin bbz - BAZ DA PIMP
My funky kik ass person - TEEJE
My hot admirer - SARAH B
My super cool person - MULLY KIDD
My cleaner - BERRILS
My lil dudette - LAURA SHES MA DUDE
My krazee m8 - AIMEE THRNt
My secret lova - RUTH
My posin partner for life - BERRILS
My princess- NOT RUTH NEWAYZ
My fuck buddy- MICHELLE hahaha nly messn