Damn fools kill the Germans, not me

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town!

Well You Know What ? I'm A-gonna Get Laid Finch Fucker And It's Gonna Be Oh So Good !

It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out

Live for nothing, or die for something.

Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks.

We're jammin'

I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart. I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven.

Keep ya head up

During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams

Are you sleeping on the job? No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.

It's that she's SO annoying, I want to pull my own arm off just so that I have something to throw at her!

[Joey looks at the Soccer table...] Would it not be great if you could watch a real life version of this?
[Chandler looks at joey] Its called SOCCER

Tanya:Momma, where's Chris? Rochelle:He let someone ride his bike after I told him not to so I slapped him into next week, he's due back next Tuesday.

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

[Doreese] Sanka you dead?
[Sanka] Ya man!!

You know what I see? I see pride. I see power. I see a badass muther who don't take crap from nobody!

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!