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  • Profile created: May 2007
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Save Se Rhinos
Shave Se Bear
Stroke Se Natterjack
A Cannit C
A Cannazi

That’s Not How You Shave a Bear

God, no, you’re doing it all wrong. Give me the can of shaving cream. Why are you so inept? Just give it to me. Look, if we don’t get this done soon, the guy is going to come to feed the bear and we’re going to get caught. Ow! Don’t punch me. You’re the one who’s screwing this whole thing up. Yeah? You and what army, pal? I’d like to see you try.

Look. Look. This is getting us nowhere. We don’t have much time.

O.K., this is gel shaving cream. You have to rub it on in a circular motion in order to get any kind of lather. Will you just shut up and make sure that he’s still sleeping? How do I know it’s a he? Did you see the humongous bear penis? Oh, you haven’t looked at this end. Well, take my word for it. What did I just say about circular motions? Jesus, it’s like living with a six-year-old. Wax on. Wax off. Wax on. Wax off.

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  • Hazeel

    i cannt bleev we fukin made it, it was a randum idea in chmistry fgs!!!:L