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Joe Holohan

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10/21/09 Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

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About Me

Thats how i roll!!
Me, Myself, and I
<----------- Moi and my nephew!!

How ya now??? ...I dunno if you know this but im kind of a big deal!! lol! Will Farrel..what a legend!! Livin up in dub at the mo! Lovin it! In college doin social science...Went to california with the boys and girls from college..we did San Diego, Los angeles, Mexico and Viva Las Vegas!!! California is the business!!!! Back again next summer for J1 baby!! thats about it..leave a comment if ya want!!!

> They say when you die your life flashes before your eyes...so make it worth watchin!!!

Ron Burgundy-legend!!!
-'I wanna be on you!'
-'Go fuck yourselves San Diego'
-'Im sort of a big deal,people know me!'
-You've got a dirty whore mouth that's what you got. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?'
-Im gonna punch you right in the ovaries!!'
The Other Half Of Me


Sexylicious Lady!!

The killers, artic monkeys, red hot chilli peppers, Fergie, nelly furtado, my chemical romance, keane, timbaland, tiesto, eminem, 50cent and some dance music........Pink!!!!!!!!! What a legend!!!!
Double Jepordy, anchorman, braveheart, hot shots, the wind that shakes the barley, walk the line, along came a spider and any good horror or comedy!!!
Soccer UP THE REDS!!!
Scared Of
slippy when drunk!!! spiders urgh!!! and rats!!
Happiest When
Im sleeping....mmmmmm!!!
I Hate
Peolpe who are full of themselves and think they're gods gift! People who are afraid to enjoy themselves because of what people might say! People who insult another persons appearance when they clearly cant talk! People who are not open minded! Getting stuck behind a lorry on the road when your in a rush to go somewhere! Being the next in line to get served in a shop and the person infront empties out all their change on the counter and counts every 2c and 5c coins! Queues in general! and Traveling on a bus!!!

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  • Borat Quotes!!

    Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

    Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.

    Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
    Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
    Borat: A-why not?
    Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
    Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
    Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that?
    Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!
    Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
    Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.

    Azamat: [arguing with Borat] What's in California?
    Borat: [making it up] Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas.

    Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

    Oxanna: [as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock!
    Borat: [later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my cock.

    Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.

    Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

    Borat: Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore!... NOT!

    Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
    Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?

    Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!

    Borat: What kind of dog is this?
    Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
    Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
    Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.

    Borat: [narrating] He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

    Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

    Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
    Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

    Borat Sagdiyev: I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

    Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
    Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
    Borat: Maybe we lose them.
    Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
    Borat: [yelling at the passing car] Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
    Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
    Borat: Don't look at me like that! I will eat your shit.
    Driving Instructor: Hey, don't do that.
    Borat: You fuck my mother.
    Driving Instructor: Hey, hey. You can't do that.
    Borat: No, he do before. He look on me.
    Driving Instructor: You can't do that, okay? They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. You can't...
    Borat: Why in jail? He look on me- la-la-la behind.
    Driving Instructor: You can't say that.

    Borat: When I uh, buy my wife, uhhm, at the start she was uhh, cook good, her vagine work well and she strong on plough. But after three years when she was, uh, fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep:
    Borat: BORAT, BORAT,
    [continuing in normal voice]
    Borat: uh, she receive hair on, uhh, chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
    Car Dealer: [having nodded along all the way, understanding] Huh.
    [then disturbed]
    Car Dealer: Jeez.
    Borat: How do I know that, uh, this will not happen with the car?
    Car Dealer: [all of a sudden entirely recovered] Chevrolet guarantees you that with a warranty.

    Borat: [to Uzbekistan Embassy in New York] Fuck you, Motherfuckers!

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  • Dearest Alcohol...

    Dear alcohol,

    First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of
    yours. My friend,
    you always seem to be there when needed. The
    perfect post-work cocktail, a
    beer at the game, and your even around in the
    holidays hidden inside
    chocolates as you warm us when we're struck in the
    midst of endless family

    However, lately I've been wondering about your
    intentions. While I want to
    believe that you have my best intentions at heart, I feel
    that your influence
    has led to some unwise consequences:

    1. Phone Calls: While I agree with you that
    communication is important, I
    question the suggestion that any conversation
    of substance or necessity
    takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
    ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they
    do not want to hear
    from me during the day, let alone all hours of the

    2 Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why
    do you suggest that I
    eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big italian
    meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with
    a Kit Kat after a few
    cheese curls & chilli cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,
    but I think you
    went to far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me
    that I need to do more
    yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer
    the issue home by
    causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary,
    and the black and blue
    marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next
    day are beyond me.
    Similarly, It should never take me more than 45
    seconds to get the front
    door key into the lock.

    4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This
    is getting ridiculous.
    I know a little penance for our previous evenings
    debauchery may be in
    order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely
    unacceptable. My entire
    day is shot. I ask that if proper precautions are
    taken (water,vitamin B,
    bread products, aspirin), prior to going to
    sleep/passing out face down
    on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the
    hangover should be minimal and
    in no way interfere with my daily activities.

    Alcohol, I have enoyed our friendship for some years
    now and would like to
    ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been
    the invoker of great
    stories, the prevocation of much laughter and the
    needed companion when I
    just don't know what to do with the extra money in my

    In order to continue this friendship, I ask you that you
    carefully review my
    grievances above and address them immediately. I will
    look for an answer no
    later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your
    possible solutions and
    hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    Thank you, Your biggest fan!

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  • Me!

    Whats your full name?: Joseph pauric Holohan
    Whats your nickname?: Hoolie,joey or hoe!
    What size shoes are you?: 9
    How tall are you?: not sure...5'8??
    What features do you get complimented on the most?: my eyes or smile
    Do you think your cute?: ehhhh
    Hair colour?: black
    Favourite drink?: Lucozade citrus clear (my hangover cure!!)
    Favourite alcoholic drink?: mmmm...bulmers or vodka and red bull
    Favourite month of the year?: june
    Favourite food?: Chicken chibatta from supermacs..mmmm!
    Favourite colour?: blue
    Do you have more girl mates or boy mates?: emmmm...mixture!
    Do you have any piercings?: had the top and bottom of my left ear done but dont wear them anymore! Have my eyebrow and nipple done at the mo!
    Whos your best friend?: just have close friends
    You're a flirt?: i can be!
    You like someone at the moment?: yep!
    Can you keep secrets?: haha! can i what???
    Have you ever been hurt in a relationship?: yep
    Are you willing to try new things?: oh yeah!! just waiting for my chance!
    Have you cheated on a test?: who hasent?
    What are you wearing now?: a nike hoodie and jeans
    What are you listening to?: fleetwood mac
    How are you feeling?: tired...and wondering why im bothering to do this!
    What was the last movie you saw?: Pursuit of happyness!
    What you hoping for?: where do i start?
    What did you dream about last?: that i was being mugged!
    What did you last eat?: a pizza
    Are you too shy to ask someone out?: nah
    Scary movie or happy ending?: scary movie all the way!
    Summer or winter?: summer!
    Relationships or one night stands?: both have their advantages! ;-)

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    Hey Joe, if you go to www.j1online.ie/jobs-and-housing/job.... It has a list of different places and types you can get jobs in both areas. I would have a look there to see which jobs suits yous and which ones you'd like to work in over the summer. Happy job hunting Mr Jayone

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    Hey Joe, Yeah you can do a J1 one in your final year. Book soon your get best prices. Mr Jay One

  • Claire

    hiya joe how r ya?xx

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    ****OFFICAL INVITE***** Hey, Im haveing my 21st on the 3rd of october @ 9:30pm in Peadars Inn Rathdowney. Hope you can come !!! :)

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    Emma Sheridan

    thanks.. doin hrm in nci.. started monday its alrite so far :) u goin back to college ur self?? ur rite it is well needed.. u workin at home?x x

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    hey babe i uploaded pics here the other day! love u xxx

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    hiya yeah defo :) :) the babs is fine haha xx so how r u? x x

  • luv Sarah O'Rourke

    but u get to see me again silly...!!! xx

  • luv Claire

    hi babe hope 2 see u soon x x x

  • Emma Sheridan
    luv Emma Sheridan

    ye i prob would of decked him a quick kick in the bollox would of worked ha he is just treating people like shit lately its not on.. im goin back to college in sept, but there meant to be lettin the part time staff go so dont no wats gonna happen:( im good otherwise drinkin the pain away ha ah we will u wil have to cum up for a nite out soon havent seen ye in ages:( wat ye doin wit ur self anyways babe :) x x

  • Edel Holohan

    yup been home bout 2weeks...crackin up in this shit town! we stayed in the strasphere,was a bit out but was grand like..went into the mgm,unreal!! will def be stopin off there again if i do a j1 nxt summer!! i must pop down 2yee one of these days,ill bring conor and we can go on a piss up? or if ur in galway def give me a shout!!

  • luv Sarah O'Rourke

    yeaa i think its the 29th too but the stupid college ant put the times up yet..errrr!!! cnt wait to see ur fine as soon :L :L