~your roommate says “good morning,” and you reply “good night.”

~ You see showering as a waste of time.

~ concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due ("What time is it?""4 hours’till").

~ You slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you’ll be able to finish your model.

~ you confuse sunrise with sunset.

~ you strangle your roommate because he said he stayed up late studying.

~ you know what UHU glue tastes like.

~ the idea that you have a room to live in outside of studio is just a myth.

~ Whenever you finish a project and don’t have any studio work to do, you are constantly wondering why you aren’t in studio working-It’s a strange sort of guilt complex.

~ You understand what 4B, 2B, B, HB, H, 2H, and 4H are and have lots of each type.

~ Your idea of splurging on yourself is buying another circle template(or other miscellaneous template).

~ YOU ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

~ The biggest decision you have to make near the end of the term is “pencil, or ink?”

~ You start replacing pictures of your friends and family with pictures of buildings.

~ Watching the sun rise means you haven’t gone to bed yet.

~ You never have enough wall space to pin things up.

~ You can go for days without sunlight. (You go to class in the dark, you come home in the dark).

~ Midnight is considered early evening..

~ you can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can’t print, it’s chaos.

~ Pencil smudges and ink smears are the bane of your existence.

~ You start competing with each other for number of hours without sleep. (Less than 40 need not compete).

~ redbull, coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.

~ Time spent with friends must be scheduled way in advance.

~ you’ve slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.

~ you’ve listened to all your CDs (iTunes collection) in less than 48 hours.

~ you’re not seen in public.

~ you lose your house keys for a week, and you don’t even notice.

~ Days don’t exist anymore, everything is based on number of hours of work.

~ you’ve used an entire roll of film to photograph the sidewalk.

~ you become excellent at recycling when making models.

~ You hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.

~ your parents have more of a social life than you.

~ your 11-year-old sister has more of a social life than you.

~ you’re dating another architecture student.

~ your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.

~ you know all the 24-hour food places in the area.

~ you consider 3AM an early night.

~ “scoring” involves an X-Acto blade.

~ you’re out on Friday nights in studio.

~ the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios’.

~ you’ve got more photos of buildings than of actual people.

~ you’ve taken your other half on a date to a construction site.Twice. ~ ~ ~ ~ you’ve even dreamt about your models.Increasingly common. and increasingly disturbing.

~ upon hearing ’supermodel’, you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.

~ when you are being shown pictures of a trip, you ask what the human scale is.

~ you have no life, and admit it.

~ you refer to outside studio as the “Real World.”

~ You can use Photoshop, Illustrator, and make a web page, but you don’t know how to use Excel.

~ you refer to great architects (dead or alive) by the first name as if you knew them. (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman…).

~ when someone offers you a BIC pen, you feel offended.

~ you ask Santa Claus for architecture supplies.

~ “respect", “coolness’, and “hatred” are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of.

"I dont mind it too much that bad"- thats one of Johhnies, aka Max Factor bout a shit building we saw!

"That took a ridiculous amount of long time"-Dave on bout how long our fuckin food took!

"Man, that is scary!!"-Janek, " That is scary!"-Donal ......our lecturers on bout Daves last project!

"Thats some Champions league Muff!" -Choco on bout a hot bridie we saw!

"Im polite, ya hoorible prick"-Dualta tryin ta convince me hes nice!

" I'll take it anyway i can get it.." -Irene...steady on there Walsh!

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