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- Me, Myself, and I
- Peter kay is without doubt, one of britians funniest and best loved comedians.
Growing up in his beloved Bolton, peter spent his school days under the watchful eyes of the nuns who taught him as he whiled away the years trying to amuse the childrn around him.
He wrote, directed and stared in That peter kay thing...Max and Paddy's road to nowhere... and two series of the BAFTA- winning Phoenix Nights
He was born raised and still lives in bolton, he enjoys good music, hot baths and being with his family. he doesnt like pear drops!
we suggest buying his amazing book "the sound of laughter" because it is really funny!
The Funny parts...in my opinion anyway..
Peter Kay on school dinners
"I was always a sucker for seconds, even though it wasn't allowed. I'd tell the nun on the checkout that she'd given me the wrong change. She'd give me another 50p and i'd get straight back in the queue and buy another dinner. Magic. You can never have enough Manchester Tart. Paddy McGuinness will back me up on that one. Only he wont be talking about the pudding."
Peter Kay on sex education
"Personally I thought having nuns teach sex education was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, lets be honest they're hardly experts in the field, are they?. I wish i could say the same about the priests but hey...let's not go there"
Peter Kay on an old school friend
"Mentally, the cheese had slid off Danny's cracker a long time ago. I remember saying that when i saw him once trying to headbutt wasps in the convent gardens."
Peter Kay on mounting St Joseph
"After primary school i made a huge move of a hundred yards up the road to my big school, called Mount Saint Joseph (and apparently the nuns sometimes did)"
Peter Kay on working in a garage
"I didnt have a clue. I remember an Asian lad coming in once asking for some Rizla papers. I thought he was looking to buy some kind of Asian Newspaper."
Peter Kay on working in a garage again.
"I got a customer in one night who'd filled up his car with fuel and before he got to the counter to pay he was distracted by the sweet rack. He got a few bags of chocolate and when i tilled up the amount it came to a total of £12.42.
And then he did what most people do at that point: he fumbled around in his wallet like a tit and said.
Do you want the 42p?
I said, Yes i do, otherwise it'd be twelve quid and thats not enough. Fool.
I was starting to think maybe i needed to enrol on some kind of anger-management course."
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