1. Full Name: Gary James Bird
2. Nicknames: Ga, Gaz, Gazza, Gazilla, Gayzilla, The Gaz man, Birdy, Fatboy, Smurf etc etc
3. Birthday: 19th September
4. Place of Birth: Neva Neva Land
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: Shemale
7. Year: 45BC
8. School: Coombe Dean School
9. Occupation: Head Leisure Assistant
10. Residence: Plymouth
11. Msn name: Darth Gaz - Feel the force of the mars bar

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Blonde
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: 11 stone
16. Height: 5'10"
17. Braces: No
18. Glasses: No
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: Yeah 3. One on each arm and the other on my *whistle x2*
21. Righty or Lefty: If you must know i'm a righty for that

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Isn't importannt enough for me to remember
23. First Award: A Sticker and a lolly pop from the doctor
24. First Sport: Football
25. First Pet: Hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Egypt!!!
27. First Concert: None
28. First Love: Never been in love

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: The Rock
30. TV program: Stargate
31. Color: blue
32. Rapper: LOL
33. Band: Iron Maiden
34. Song Right Now: Lord Of Light (Iron Maiden) and Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol)
35. Friends: I don't have any.
36. Sweet: Mars bar
37. Sport to Play: Dwarf throwing
38. Restuarant: A Resturant
39. Favorite brand: Mars
40. Store: Anything that sells mars bars
41. School Subject: PE
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: David Hasselhoff - Making Waves
44. Magazine: *sexy growl*
45. Shoes: Don't have any

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Great
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: Maybe
49. Eating: Everything in sight
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: This
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: Iron Maiden
54. Thinking About: Getting a boob job
55. Wanting To: Dance around the house naked.
56. Watching: TV
57. Wearing: Boxers! Almost naked! Oh my.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Spawns of satan of course
59. Want to be Married?: Might as well settle down with a hoe
60. Careers in Mind: Gym Instructor/Manager/Physipheraphy/a
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61. Where do you want to live: Cardboard box like my good friend Hobo
62. Car: Honda Civic or NSX

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Sparkling Pink
64. Hair length: Like Homer Simpsons
65. Eye color: Red
66. Measurments: Well 5 inches would do for me
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Ewww
70. Short or Tall: Needs to be small like a smurf
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Depends what sort of mood i'm in
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex etc etc
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: I smoke a bong everyday
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah, went next door
82. Broken a bone: I don't think so.
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes myself
85. Broken Someones Heart: Always i only like myself
86. Broke Up With Someone: Rick
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes.
88. Cried At School: Yeah i was picked on by bullies. They would take me into the toilet and..........

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: If it's David Hasselhoff i'll swing.
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: Yes
94. Soul Mates: My soul doesnt have a mate.
95. Heaven: Yes, God threw me out.
96. Hell: Of Course, satan is my friend.
97. Angels: Indeed
98. Kissing on The First Date: Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex....so yes.
99. Horoscopes: Of course. I can see all.

Egypt was cool! One of the best holidays i've had so far, then again i havn't had many. The only down side was i got food poisoning!

Not too long ago i had to have injections for the holiday trip to Egypt. I walked into the doctors and then straight into a room to find the person putting needles into me was a women, an ugly women! I sat down, she said i needed three injections! Hepatitis A, Typhoid and something else which i cant remember. They were all in different places. One was in the left arm, the other in the right, and the thired either in my ass or thigh. Now, there is no way in hell im pulling down my trousers so i decided the thigh. It seemed the right thing at the time, but it wasnt.

I left the doctors, feeling slightly weird, like i wasnt myself. Walked back home and got ready for work. After catching the bus, my left arm was hurting quite bad, while my thigh caused me to limp for the rest of the day and the next! The right arm had no pain what so ever.

Also 2 days after i was ill and was sick, quite a bit actually. I dont know if it was the effects of the injections or not!