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  • mine nd beci's random convos on the wayy home

    beci: "I love our walking home convos, we talk about shit!"
    Rachel: "Good shit!"

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    beci: "If we were on a desert island you'd be like "let's go find some cute boys!" and I'd be like "Rachel, its a desert island, there are no cute boys only monkeys!"
    Rachel: "SEXY MONKEYS!"

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    MSN Convo
    Rachel Baybiiee!! says:
    Did mii nd !!!!! lk stupid 2getha

    Beci Madina Lake 7th May says:
    No you looked sweet =]

    Rachel Baybiiee!! says:
    Aww man

    Beci Madina Lake 7th May says:
    Why "aww man"?

    Rachel Baybiiee!! says:
    Dunno felt like an aww man lmao

    Beci Madina Lake 7th May says:
    Nutter

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    Rachel: Is my shirt too low?
    Paul: Yes, I'm Rachel "Is my shirt too low?" *Does a camp walk*
    beci, Rachel && Natalie LOL

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    beci: If I never saw them again I'd be sad.
    Rachel: Nah I wouldn't really care, I'd be like sad for a week then be like oh well!

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    Rachel: I love pie.
    beci: I love apple crumble *orgasm*

    0 Comments 220 weeks

  • 100 cheesy chat up lines

    1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
    2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
    3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
    4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
    6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
    7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
    8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
    9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
    10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
    11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
    12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
    13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
    14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
    15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
    17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
    18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
    19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
    20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
    21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
    22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
    23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
    24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
    25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
    26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
    27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
    28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
    29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
    30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
    31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
    32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
    33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
    34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
    35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
    36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar"> He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
    37. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
    38. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? (female version)
    or
    Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
    39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.


    Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
    41. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
    42. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
    43. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
    44. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
    45. Say, did we go to different schools together?
    46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
    47. Wow! Are those real?
    4

    0 Comments 222 weeks

  • do this plzz

    1 Whats your Name?

    2. Are we close?

    3. What do you think of me?

    4. Do you hav a crush on me?

    5. Would u kiss me?

    6. Do anythink else?

    7. Describe me in 3 words?

    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?

    9. What was ur first impression of me?

    10. Do u still think the same?

    11. What reminds u of me?

    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?

    13. How well do u know me?

    14. What do u like best about me?

    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?

    16. Could you ever love me?

    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?

    18. Are u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say about u?

    19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    9 Comments 228 weeks

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[x] Name: Rachel
[x] Birthplace: Newport
[x] Current Location: Cwmbran
[x] Eye Color: Blue
[x] Hair Color: Brunette
[x] Righty or Lefty: Righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: Cancer
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: Mccdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: Both
[x] Adidas or Nike: None
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: Nah
[x] Take a shower: Yepp
[x] Have a crush(es): Yepp
[x] Who are they: #####
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: Yepp
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: Umm....
[x] Like high school: Haha no
[x] Want to get married: Dunno
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: ...
[x] Believe in yourself: Dunno I guess
[x] Get motion sickness: Sumtyms
[x] Think you are a health freak: No
[x] Get along with your parents: Not relly
[x] Play an instrument: No
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: Yer
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: 1 tym
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Think so
[x] Cried during a Movie?: No
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: No
[x] Had an imaginary friend: Umm I dnt think so lol
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: Yer mr Williams lol
[x] Been caught "doing something": Umm...
[x] Been called a tease: Dunno
[x] Been in a fight: No
[x] Shoplifted: Yer
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: Too many 2 remember
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 2 or 3
[x] Number of CDs that I own: Dunno
[x] Number of tattoos: None
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I dnt read it
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: Haha alot
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: Yer
[x] Your friends: Yer
[x] Santa Claus: Who dnt lol
[x] Tooth Fairy: No
[x] Destiny/Fate: Not relly
[x] Angels: No
[x] Ghosts: Nope
[x] UFO s: Nope
[x] God: No
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: Sumtyms
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: No
[x] Do you like anyone?: Yer
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Elise
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: Gemma
[x] Are you close to any family member?: Yer
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: Elise
[x] When have you cried the most: Dunno
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: Watchin beci cry LOL oj
[x] Worst Feeling?: Dunno
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: No
[x] Worn jeans: Yer
[x] Met someone: Yer
[x] Drove a car: No
[x] Talked on the phone: Yer
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: Blue
[x] Best hair color: Blound or brunette or dark
[x] Short or long hair: Short
[x] Best height: As long as there taller than mii then dnt mind
[x] Best weight: Skinni
[x] Best first date location: Haha mi house LOL

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69 Things About Me

Height: 5,3
Weight: ----
Birthday: 28th june
Town you were born in: newport
Single or Committed: single
Favorite band: n dubz
Favorite sports team: DUNNO
Favorite drink: milkshake
Favorite getaway: park
Favorite pasttime: dunno
Favorite reality show: hollyoaks
Best thing to ever happen to you: dunno
Favorite clothes: jeans lol
Your hair color : brunette
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
Do you kiss on the first date: yepp
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Favorite restaurant: dunno
Favorite movies: the straingers
Love or money: love
Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
Your ambition: dunno
Ever bungee jumped: no
Ever swam in the ocean: no
Ever been in love: yepp
Ever broken someones heart: dunno
Had your heart broken: once lol
Broke a bone: no
Favorite TV show character: dunno
Cats or Dogs: dogs
Pizza or Burger: pizza
Your first crush: too long ago 2 remember lol
Ever lied to your parents: yer
Worst fear: dunno
Your weakness: dunno
Any tattoos: no
Favorite subject in school: art
Kisses or hugs: both
Done anything you regret: yer
Passive or aggressive: dunno
Morning or Evening: evening
Summer or Winter: summer
Ever won a sports medal: nut
Ever been out of your country: yepp
Your dream vacation: dunno
Best gift you have received: dunno
Favorite Actor: cannin tatum
Favorite Actress: dunno
Best compliment someone gave you: too many lol
Do you hate anyone: no
Hip-hop or Rock: hip hop
Favorite perfume: christina aguilera
Ever been fined by a traffic cop: no
Country you: dunno
Ever been to a drive-in-movie: no
Ever lied to teachers in school: yepp
Craziest thing you: dunno
Your craziest dream in life: dunno
Ever dyed your hair: yep
City you live in: too many
Favorite day of the week: friday
Favorite childhood memory: dunno
Do you swear a lot: no
Ever puked at a party: no
Ever danced all night long: yep
Have a crush on anyone: maybe
Your best buddy these days: elise
Are you a health freak: no
Vehicle you drive: none

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  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    RachelFuckinElmess safee babeey. ;) iloveYouu Gangstaaa . xxxxxxxx

    12/24/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    RaachelFuuckkin'Elmes -Youu sexy Motherr Fuckerr :L Havee Lovee Babee . idaa effin lovee youu biitch. xxxxxx,

    12/18/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    -ahaaa hes a diick :L :L I Lovee Youuu. xxxxxx<3

    12/17/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    Fuckk knOws Jordaans a diick :L he text mee thaa other daaay remember he ad thaa £10 bet thaa wen i go see him id'e shaag hiim :o :L wha he takee me 4 :L IlOveeYouu Lotsss. xxxxx.

    12/14/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    Lmfao:L yh i ad fuckin jordan riinging mee last niight :O saayin thaa he thiinks thaa i should staay away frOm kyle cus' he really like's mee &+ ih's upsettin lau wern't good tbQh. i waas goiin mentaal :L otherr thaan thaa i waas goood :L Lovee's Youu Lotsss. xxxxx.

    12/13/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    inooor . wha youu been up 2 2daaa en' anyways gorgeous ? lu xxxxx.

    12/12/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    yeaa im oritee taa babee. - i thort they were gOiin well...till i ad a 'F' in ma maths :L fuckin fuunnie i thort ;) Ly. xxxxx.

    12/9/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    whaa yoou chattin Lovee :L - Youu okaaaa ? How'd You thiink thaa exams went en'? xxxx.

    12/9/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    Lmfao:L x x x x

    12/8/09 via Mobile
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    Elise Darliing.Ox

    :O :O nickedd ma skiin biitchh :L well well :L xxxxx.

    12/6/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    Elise Darliing.Ox

    okay xxx.

    12/6/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    okaaa en' dOnt worry :) xxxxx.

    12/6/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    sorry 4 hanging up on uu :L ma baad next saturdaa we drinkin wiif thaa bOyss ;) gunna be funnie as fuckk - mee&briony was drinkin laast niight & her mum waas callin mee a piiss'ead :l we was on tha fone to ky at 1 in thaa morning & apparently i was tlking shiit sayin kiss me thru thaa fone en kissing ma fone :L :L iloveYoulankiee :L xxxxx.

    12/6/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    :) thaanks babee's i already told uu , i waas jus on thaa fone too uu , sillie billie :L oj babeey oh uu caan come drinkin next saturdaa ,i asked kyle & he sed yea :DD -so ih is gunna be ,mee,Kyle,Youu&matthew ;) thaa okaa babee? iloveYouuBiitchh. xxxxxx.

    12/4/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    :L Sorrie abouh earlier , i was fuccked off ba everything darl. crnt staand ih i tell ya :L whaaa youu doiiin ? iloveYouDiick. xxxxx.

    12/4/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    whiich 1s onlinee :D theres too fuckin maany :L & i wont be gerrin wiif hiim missy :L - fuckk i crnt , i prOmised natalie ide go to thaa cinimaaa :s fuckiin hell maarn :L daviid & james diid :L crn believe ky thou :o ,kissin mee ,cheeky cunt :L iloveYouu. xxxxx.

    12/3/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    I ent gerrin bk wiif him & i ent wiif ry lmao i got askd to prom last night by tha 4 th person:L urm & thaa 2 admitted to likeing mee todaa andall:L iloveYou.xxx

    12/3/09 via Mobile
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    Elise Darliing.Ox

    Ry Ry :L thaats well cutee miind :L lmao. - i told him iloveHim backk Not thaa many times thou :L i only used to do thaa too diickfaace when i was wiif him :D :P iloveYouu. xxxxxx.

    12/1/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    :L :P - ouh whaa thaa supposed to meaan ''( yeaa ..u on thaa pull...agaain'') thaanks 4 thaa miss :L yeaa ,we aree fuckeed when he reads ih ...not literally :L mambaa wen he alwayss used to saay thaa :L yh mikeey jus text mee saying he loves mee i was like oh fucckk! :L iloveYouu. xxxxxxxx.

    12/1/09
  • Elise Darliing.Ox
    luv Elise Darliing.Ox

    :L -Yeaa im alright thankQ babee's .Youu? naaa,ih ent cus'a thaa :L would be a bih of a biitch if i ended ih cus'a thaaa.:L yh im a single chiick now :P On thaa pull sturdaay i thiinks :L ,wen we go see...;) :L ahaaa. oopssy daisiiee -Omgg on thaa phonee too uu jus en' fuckiin' craackedd me up biig tiime ! :L im'aa diick miind ..so aree Youu :L -iloveYouu . x x x x x

    12/1/09