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» sexii kenyans ™
- Me, Myself, and I
- ` fussin bout brinqin sexxii
back, baby we never left ` ♥
this band is strictly kenyan.
qot any ideas ? let us know.
rep where you from.
show some love.
& keep it sexii.
join kenya's own version of facebook!
wanna say dat if we want kenya to develop we've got to put our differences aside 4 a greater kenya becuz without team work kenya will never move on n wat am saying if fuk everyone hus voting for kibaki becuz he is a kikuyu n fuk anyone voring for kalonzo n raila cuz dey luo or kamba....... just vote for who u feel is going to make a change!!!
n if they dont we we'll cuz his makende n feed it to my nyanya's dog
Lets all VOTE AS ONE NOT BECUZ OF OUR TRIBES!!!!!!
thank you we kenyanz rule
i love all dem kenyanz bro n siz
These questions about Kenya were posted on a Kenyan Tourism portal and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Kenya ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Nairobi to Nakuru - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres....take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Kenya ? (Sweden).
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Kenya ? Can you send me a list of them in Nairobi and Mombasa ? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in Kenya ? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific.
A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday
night in Koinange Street . Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in Kenya ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Kenya ? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Do you have perfume in Kenya ? (France)
A: No. We don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Kenya ? (USA)
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Kenya where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Kenya ? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in Kenya ? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Nairobi and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Kenya who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Kenyan snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
Q: I was in Kenya in 1969 and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Mombasa . Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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