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George T

The George has awoken form his eternal slumber... Grrrarrgh... That is all...

1/9/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, Luv 6
  • from Pachoi (in Peru)
  • I am It's Complicated
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  • Member since: April 2007
  • Last active: May 3
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About Me

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SMURF... Yes...
Me, Myself, and I
Hi I'm George... I like my life, it's the best...

Here are some things you should know about me:
-I'm very good at walking, sometimes i dont know when to stop
-Once, I inhaled a ghost
-I named an invisible goat Gavin
-At times I am able to suck my own penis
-I am circumsized
-I have hairy nipples
-I have a strange jew fettish
-At night I pretend I'm a beast
-I often lactate
-I have a tail
-I'm in love with Oprah
-I once ate a car door in my sleep
-The letter 'c' is against my religion
-I own 12 internet modems (with only one of which I need)
-I wrote a book about cats and sold 6 coppies
-I was a morbidly obese child
-At times, I believe I am a wizard
-I was born in a hologram
-I always tap my finger on my earlobe when i do POOPOOs...!
-Secretly, in secret, i am a super secret secret ninja.... Secretly...
-when I was twelve, I was allergic to the sun
-I once healed a blind mans foot
-My age will never change
-I am not 107 or 106 years old
Music
The Sound of Music Soundtrack, The Spice Girls, The Bee Gees, Celine Dion, Michael Jackson
Films
Titanic, The Invisbles, Peter Pan
Sports
Skydiving, soccer, kroké and running
Scared Of
Goldfish , walking sticks, the sound a beached whale makes when you try to make off with its lard
My Life
My only irrational fear is that of being a waiter.
Strangers often mistake me for a thug or a gay man. I am not at all sure how both of these are possible.
I have made love in a cathedral.
People have fired loaded guns at me before. I have heard bullets whistle past my ears.
I have slept on top of a mountain in Amherst, Massachusetts in the middle of sub-freezing temperatures with only a single sheet as shelter.
The only two people who have ever punched me are also the only two women with who I have ever been in love.
I read the entire Gospel According to St. Luke aloud one night without a pause to an audience of two.
I ran naked around a busy neighborhood block three times at six p.m. Nobody called the police or spoke a word to me.
I know somebody famous, and I have never told a soul about this.
My Life (continued)
I was over six feet tall when I was thirteen years old. I have not grown an inch since seventh grade.
I went an entire six-month period with no more than three hours of sleep a night.
Once, on a whim and without training, I ran eight miles.
One day, I smoked six packs of non-filtered cigarettes.
I have read the entire King James Version Bible through over eight times.
The scent of lipstick is one of me greatest turn-ons.
I wrote my first novel before I was twenty. I have not written my second one yet.
I once drank a liter of gasoline.
At one point in my life, I could distinguish the color of an M&M by taste alone.
I always wear white socks, regardless of the color of the rest of my clothes.
I kissed every girl in one of my senior classes on the lips my final day of high school except for the one I had the biggest crush on. (I also was asked out by three different women as a result...)
My Life (continued)
I never drink beverages (including soda) with ice (only exception: occasionally water).
I do not carry a wallet or wear a watch; my few attempts at doing so drove me crazy (can't you tell?).
I have never had any work beyond regular cleaning done to my teeth - no braces, no cavities, no fillings, nothing.

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  • Life..

    Yeah, I'm writing this as George T. Not anyone else..

    Ohkay, well where should I start? Ahh, well an event that I shall not mention. this event took place in the month of March. Things happened that shouldn't have. Not that they were bad, but things that I had just written off to never happening. And because I had written these things, I was unprepared and in the wrong mind set. Well, there were people. Two in particular, one out of those two in even more particularness, if that's a word (which spell check is informing me isn't, but I'll leave it). Well this one person in particular, goddamn, I could say so much about their eastern european good looks - green eyes, blond. I won't describe too much, but you know what I'm talking about. Oh, and remember, I'm George T, not anyone else. But yeah, perfect. Almost, that is. Almost perfectly imperfect. Flawed as influenced by the wrong type of people. Here's where I really get into things. Ever wonder about some people? Ever wonder why they're doing what they're doing? Ever wonder what they are doing in the place where they are? I swear some people I know are in witness protection or something. Put in this place that doesn't fit them. They don't belong there. They could be soo much more. But they're right there. Stuck in the place where they are. You can tell they want soo much more, and could have it, if only they were in a place that fitted them. Well this character I spoke of before was one of these people I swear was in witness protection, you know, the green eyed one. From what I heard, extremely talented in dance, and many disciplines of dance. But influenced by one that belonged in that environment, one that was meant to be there, that thrived in those conditions... You don't fit. It's like forcing puzzle pieces. It doesn't work. it's uncomfortable and doesn't work. Oh, what could've been, if only I had been in the right mind. But what the fuck? Fourteen? I mean, come on. What are you playing at? Maybe I'm remembering things wrong, or my perception of signals was off, but I felt attraction. Mutual physical attraction at least. At least that's what I to have happened. I could be wrong. I could be too attached. Attached to a fantasy. Attached to something that would never happen. I want my feelings to be valid, but it could just be me longing for companionship. Any companionship. Maybe this solitude has taken its toll. I don't expect you to understand this, as I, George T, am being purposefully vague. You don't know my situation. Writing this is more for my benefit, to get my thoughts out of my head, rather than to entertain you, the reader. I've come up with this scenario for this individual, remember the green-eyed, attractive individual? Well, they're stuck in this small town, longing for something more. But they've half given up on getting out, or realize they need a base in their town. This character is unhappy, but puts on a smile. They want to be well liked, as social status is important to their low self-confidence. They feel inadequate next to their "best friend". So they play along with this charade, pretend to be happy in this quaint little town. More like a "hole-town". Longing for something more. I hope this scenario is correct. I can relate to this scenario. I wish it were true, so I could know that there is someone I can understand and help out in this lonely world. But I hope it's not true, for your sake. I don't want someone like you to be put through that. But if you don't fit in with that scenario, then, maybe I'm not attracted to you. Maybe then, with me not being attracted to you, I don't care about you, and wish you were in that scenario so you can feel that emptiness. But is it that emptiness I am attracted to? Maybe. Probably. I think I may be developing a messiah complex. When it comes to you anyways. I can see how you, the reader, can think I have over analyzed this. Met this character on one occasion a while ago, and another occasion (although a bit

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  • George T

    1. Name: George T
    2. Nicknames: Hobo, Pervert, Jesus
    3. Birthday: 19th July
    4. Place of Birth: Dunsinane hill
    5. Zodiac Sign: West Side
    6. Male or Female: male
    7. School Year/Course: I am an adult
    8. Schools you go to: The church of my religion
    10. Residence: Pachoi in Peru
    11. Online Names: George T, Niggah G

    ___Your Appearance___
    12. Hair Color: brown
    13. Hair Length: Wild like a beast
    14. Eye color: Blue
    15. Best Feature: My man beard
    16. Height: Yes
    17. Braces: Never
    18. Glasses: Hell yes... I mean no...
    19. Piercing: On my *ahem* man part
    20. Tattoos: On my thoat there is a pentogram
    21. Righty or Lefty: Niether

    ___Your 'Firsts'___
    22. First best friend: Herbert, the indian from Russia (where I grew up...)
    23. First Award: Manliest meow
    24. First Sport: Kroké
    25. First Pet: My vietnamese bottle fish whom I named Pikachu
    26. First Real Vacation: To Dirty Disneyland in Amsterdamn when I was 9
    27. First Concert: Beach Boys
    28. First Love: There were two of them...

    ___ Favourites___
    29. Movie: Help I'm a fish... (So scary, especially that goldfish *shudders*)
    30. TV Show: Horse theif
    31. Color: Perrywinkle
    32. Rapper: Eminem
    33. Band: Alvinand the chipmonks
    35. Friends:
    36. Sweets: Negro licorice
    38. Restaurant: Burger King
    39. Favorite brand to wear: Brand...?
    40: Favorite store: Kink E Toys
    41. School Subject: English
    42. Animal: Emu
    43. Book: Wheres Wally
    44. Magazine: F.H.M
    45. Shoes: Jandels

    _______Currently_______
    46. Single/Taken: Single
    47. Feeling: Somewhat turned on
    48. Have a crush: There was that one guy...
    49. Eating: My man meat
    50. Drinking: My man juice
    51. Typing: With a typewriter...! Durh...!
    52. Online?: Yes
    53. Listening: To the humm of my hard drive
    54: Thinking about: Climaxing
    55. Wanting to: Climax
    56. Watching: computer
    57. Wearing: Nothing at all

    __________Future__________
    58. Want Kids: Have some
    59. Want to be Married: Been there done that
    60. Careers in Mind: Airline hostess
    61: Where do u wana live: Pachoi in Peru
    62. Car: Car...?

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__
    63. Hair color: Orange
    65: Eye colour: Grey
    67. Cute or Sexy: Manly
    68. Lips or Eyes: Pussy
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Sex
    70. Short or Tall: Very, very big
    71. Easygoing or serious: Suspisious
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Kinky
    74. Sensitive or Loud: Horny
    75. Hook-up or Relationships: Marrige
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Down Syndrome

    ___Have you ever______
    78. Kissed a Stranger: There was that one guy
    79. Had Alcohol: Only in Meths
    80. Smoked: Twice
    81. Ran Away From Home: Home...?
    82. Broken a bone: Almost none
    83. Got an X-ray: No
    84. Got arrested: That damn man cop
    85. Broken Someones Heart: Had mine broken twice
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: No
    88. Cried At School: Yes

    ___Do You Believe In___
    89. God: Which one...?
    90. Miracles: hopefuly
    91. Love At First sight: NO
    92. Ghosts: of coarse
    93. Aliens: they put me in my fridge once
    94. Soul Mates: NO
    95. Heaven: No
    96. Hell: Yes
    98. Kissing on a first Date: No
    99. Horoscopes: ...?

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  • A few more things

    I am a real person from Peru...! No matter who claim that I am not...!

    I live in Peru, in Pachoi...

    I have no idea of where my mother is and my father lives in Dunsinane in Scotland...

    I'm sure I have children, somewhere and have previously had 17 cats...

    My religion is none of which that are well known, and right now I am in New Zealand on vacation...

    I am now back in Pachoi, Peru... I miss my New Zealand eMo friends...

    0 Comments 292 weeks

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Your 3/4 Evil and your the kinda Supervillan who likes to hang his arch enemys over a boiling pot of oil... as they slowly are dipped in.. rather like someone eating a dorito and dipping it into some side sauce.. Basically You compare yourself to someone like The evil Monkey of family guy.... You just point as ominous dramatic music plays in the background.

I hope you go to hell....
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    yo Mr T, me and the hoff is fuck buddies. I aints ashamed to say it, he can suck my taco any time, hombre. peace out LDP

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    with pleasure!

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    I didn't know that,where did you get a mirror? [moon] [b] [clover] [rednose]

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    Really? Do you know your stunningly hot [clover]

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    You are indeed ;)

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    Hello gorgeous ;)

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    Star Wars Collectors Club

    I just read your comment on Star Wars. You have the ordasity to call Star Wars fans nerds? Assuming your profile picture IS you, then you have some need to talk. "Nerds as you call them happen to be respectable people who tend to do well in life, YOU on the other hand look like you live on a bench in Skegness. So next time you think about telling a Star Wars fan to "get a life" or call him/her a nerd, just consider YOURSELF. Also, after reading your profile, you also seem EXTREMELY Retarded, at least Star Wars fans have at least HALF a brain, unlike you. Thanks for reading & have a nice day!

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    Its On My Profile Dammit!!!!

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    It Was On My Profile Mate..And Ya Used My Name

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    This Crooked I Speak Of Is You. Lol Yourr...Different Like Really Different... And Stop Changin Ouy Friend Story We Dont Live Together!

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    Shite Your Crooked

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