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- SMURF... Yes...
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi I'm George... I like my life, it's the best...
Here are some things you should know about me:
-I'm very good at walking, sometimes i dont know when to stop
-Once, I inhaled a ghost
-I named an invisible goat Gavin
-At times I am able to suck my own penis
-I am circumsized
-I have hairy nipples
-I have a strange jew fettish
-At night I pretend I'm a beast
-I often lactate
-I have a tail
-I'm in love with Oprah
-I once ate a car door in my sleep
-The letter 'c' is against my religion
-I own 12 internet modems (with only one of which I need)
-I wrote a book about cats and sold 6 coppies
-I was a morbidly obese child
-At times, I believe I am a wizard
-I was born in a hologram
-I always tap my finger on my earlobe when i do POOPOOs...!
-Secretly, in secret, i am a super secret secret ninja.... Secretly...
-when I was twelve, I was allergic to the sun
-I once healed a blind mans foot
-My age will never change
-I am not 107 or 106 years old
- The Sound of Music Soundtrack, The Spice Girls, The Bee Gees, Celine Dion, Michael Jackson
- Titanic, The Invisbles, Peter Pan
- Skydiving, soccer, kroké and running
- Scared Of
- Goldfish , walking sticks, the sound a beached whale makes when you try to make off with its lard
- My Life
- My only irrational fear is that of being a waiter.
Strangers often mistake me for a thug or a gay man. I am not at all sure how both of these are possible.
I have made love in a cathedral.
People have fired loaded guns at me before. I have heard bullets whistle past my ears.
I have slept on top of a mountain in Amherst, Massachusetts in the middle of sub-freezing temperatures with only a single sheet as shelter.
The only two people who have ever punched me are also the only two women with who I have ever been in love.
I read the entire Gospel According to St. Luke aloud one night without a pause to an audience of two.
I ran naked around a busy neighborhood block three times at six p.m. Nobody called the police or spoke a word to me.
I know somebody famous, and I have never told a soul about this.
- My Life (continued)
- I was over six feet tall when I was thirteen years old. I have not grown an inch since seventh grade.
I went an entire six-month period with no more than three hours of sleep a night.
Once, on a whim and without training, I ran eight miles.
One day, I smoked six packs of non-filtered cigarettes.
I have read the entire King James Version Bible through over eight times.
The scent of lipstick is one of me greatest turn-ons.
I wrote my first novel before I was twenty. I have not written my second one yet.
I once drank a liter of gasoline.
At one point in my life, I could distinguish the color of an M&M by taste alone.
I always wear white socks, regardless of the color of the rest of my clothes.
I kissed every girl in one of my senior classes on the lips my final day of high school except for the one I had the biggest crush on. (I also was asked out by three different women as a result...)
- My Life (continued)
- I never drink beverages (including soda) with ice (only exception: occasionally water).
I do not carry a wallet or wear a watch; my few attempts at doing so drove me crazy (can't you tell?).
I have never had any work beyond regular cleaning done to my teeth - no braces, no cavities, no fillings, nothing.
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Yeah, I'm writing this as George T. Not anyone else..
Ohkay, well where should I start? Ahh, well an event that I shall not mention. this event took place in the month of March. Things happened that shouldn't have. Not that they were bad, but things that I had just written off to never happening. And because I had written these things, I was unprepared and in the wrong mind set. Well, there were people. Two in particular, one out of those two in even more particularness, if that's a word (which spell check is informing me isn't, but I'll leave it). Well this one person in particular, goddamn, I could say so much about their eastern european good looks - green eyes, blond. I won't describe too much, but you know what I'm talking about. Oh, and remember, I'm George T, not anyone else. But yeah, perfect. Almost, that is. Almost perfectly imperfect. Flawed as influenced by the wrong type of people. Here's where I really get into things. Ever wonder about some people? Ever wonder why they're doing what they're doing? Ever wonder what they are doing in the place where they are? I swear some people I know are in witness protection or something. Put in this place that doesn't fit them. They don't belong there. They could be soo much more. But they're right there. Stuck in the place where they are. You can tell they want soo much more, and could have it, if only they were in a place that fitted them. Well this character I spoke of before was one of these people I swear was in witness protection, you know, the green eyed one. From what I heard, extremely talented in dance, and many disciplines of dance. But influenced by one that belonged in that environment, one that was meant to be there, that thrived in those conditions... You don't fit. It's like forcing puzzle pieces. It doesn't work. it's uncomfortable and doesn't work. Oh, what could've been, if only I had been in the right mind. But what the fuck? Fourteen? I mean, come on. What are you playing at? Maybe I'm remembering things wrong, or my perception of signals was off, but I felt attraction. Mutual physical attraction at least. At least that's what I to have happened. I could be wrong. I could be too attached. Attached to a fantasy. Attached to something that would never happen. I want my feelings to be valid, but it could just be me longing for companionship. Any companionship. Maybe this solitude has taken its toll. I don't expect you to understand this, as I, George T, am being purposefully vague. You don't know my situation. Writing this is more for my benefit, to get my thoughts out of my head, rather than to entertain you, the reader. I've come up with this scenario for this individual, remember the green-eyed, attractive individual? Well, they're stuck in this small town, longing for something more. But they've half given up on getting out, or realize they need a base in their town. This character is unhappy, but puts on a smile. They want to be well liked, as social status is important to their low self-confidence. They feel inadequate next to their "best friend". So they play along with this charade, pretend to be happy in this quaint little town. More like a "hole-town". Longing for something more. I hope this scenario is correct. I can relate to this scenario. I wish it were true, so I could know that there is someone I can understand and help out in this lonely world. But I hope it's not true, for your sake. I don't want someone like you to be put through that. But if you don't fit in with that scenario, then, maybe I'm not attracted to you. Maybe then, with me not being attracted to you, I don't care about you, and wish you were in that scenario so you can feel that emptiness. But is it that emptiness I am attracted to? Maybe. Probably. I think I may be developing a messiah complex. When it comes to you anyways. I can see how you, the reader, can think I have over analyzed this. Met this character on one occasion a while ago, and another occasion (although a bit
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1. Name: George T
2. Nicknames: Hobo, Pervert, Jesus
3. Birthday: 19th July
4. Place of Birth: Dunsinane hill
5. Zodiac Sign: West Side
6. Male or Female: male
7. School Year/Course: I am an adult
8. Schools you go to: The church of my religion
10. Residence: Pachoi in Peru
11. Online Names: George T, Niggah G
12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: Wild like a beast
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Best Feature: My man beard
16. Height: Yes
17. Braces: Never
18. Glasses: Hell yes... I mean no...
19. Piercing: On my *ahem* man part
20. Tattoos: On my thoat there is a pentogram
21. Righty or Lefty: Niether
22. First best friend: Herbert, the indian from Russia (where I grew up...)
23. First Award: Manliest meow
24. First Sport: Kroké
25. First Pet: My vietnamese bottle fish whom I named Pikachu
26. First Real Vacation: To Dirty Disneyland in Amsterdamn when I was 9
27. First Concert: Beach Boys
28. First Love: There were two of them...
29. Movie: Help I'm a fish... (So scary, especially that goldfish *shudders*)
30. TV Show: Horse theif
31. Color: Perrywinkle
32. Rapper: Eminem
33. Band: Alvinand the chipmonks
36. Sweets: Negro licorice
38. Restaurant: Burger King
39. Favorite brand to wear: Brand...?
40: Favorite store: Kink E Toys
41. School Subject: English
42. Animal: Emu
43. Book: Wheres Wally
44. Magazine: F.H.M
45. Shoes: Jandels
46. Single/Taken: Single
47. Feeling: Somewhat turned on
48. Have a crush: There was that one guy...
49. Eating: My man meat
50. Drinking: My man juice
51. Typing: With a typewriter...! Durh...!
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening: To the humm of my hard drive
54: Thinking about: Climaxing
55. Wanting to: Climax
56. Watching: computer
57. Wearing: Nothing at all
58. Want Kids: Have some
59. Want to be Married: Been there done that
60. Careers in Mind: Airline hostess
61: Where do u wana live: Pachoi in Peru
62. Car: Car...?
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__
63. Hair color: Orange
65: Eye colour: Grey
67. Cute or Sexy: Manly
68. Lips or Eyes: Pussy
69. Hugs or Kisses: Sex
70. Short or Tall: Very, very big
71. Easygoing or serious: Suspisious
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Kinky
74. Sensitive or Loud: Horny
75. Hook-up or Relationships: Marrige
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Down Syndrome
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: There was that one guy
79. Had Alcohol: Only in Meths
80. Smoked: Twice
81. Ran Away From Home: Home...?
82. Broken a bone: Almost none
83. Got an X-ray: No
84. Got arrested: That damn man cop
85. Broken Someones Heart: Had mine broken twice
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: No
88. Cried At School: Yes
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: Which one...?
90. Miracles: hopefuly
91. Love At First sight: NO
92. Ghosts: of coarse
93. Aliens: they put me in my fridge once
94. Soul Mates: NO
95. Heaven: No
96. Hell: Yes
98. Kissing on a first Date: No
99. Horoscopes: ...?
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I am a real person from Peru...! No matter who claim that I am not...!
I live in Peru, in Pachoi...
I have no idea of where my mother is and my father lives in Dunsinane in Scotland...
I'm sure I have children, somewhere and have previously had 17 cats...
My religion is none of which that are well known, and right now I am in New Zealand on vacation...
I am now back in Pachoi, Peru... I miss my New Zealand eMo friends...
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