Two gays walking down the road,
One turns to other and says, "it's lovely out isn't it?"
The other replies, "yes, but you can put it back now"

What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes.

Two peanuts walking down a dark ally and one was a salted.

What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association

What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese

Did ya hear about the red sauce chasing the brown sauce?
It couldn’t ketchup

why did the one armed man cross the road
to get to the second hand shop

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.....

Two fish swimming along one hit a concrete wall. it turns to the other fish and says.................
DAMN!!!!

3 blondes walk in2 a building!!
U think one of them wud o' seen it!!!

A blonde and a brunette are watching the nine o'clock news. There is a man on the edge of a bridge preparing to commit suicide. The brunette says "I bet you €5 he's going to jump", the blonde replies "you’re on!” The man jumps. The brunette says "don't give me the money, I cheated, I saw this report earlier." the blonde replies "no, take it, I saw the report earlier too, I just didn't think he'd do the same thing twice!"

What have a breakfast cereal n a leprechaun has in common?
Weetoes

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. Barman goes: "Is this a joke?"

You have a cute______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

If I saw you naked right now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________

Take your time and see if you can read each line ALOUD without any mistakes. The average person can’t do this!

• This is this cat
• This is is cat
• This is how cat
• This is to cat
• This is keep cat
• This is a cat
• This is retard cat
• This is busy cat
• This is for cat
• This is forty cat
• This is seconds cat

Well done! Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down!